Boss

A/N: Ok everybody, more interaction this chapter, and things are starting to get interesting, sorry for the wait, I was suffering from minor writer's block.


"Ok," Jessica started after Mikyla had told her the whole story, including her encounter with sex god Draco, "I understand all of it … except for the whole "Boss" thing, I mean who is he?"

"Well how should I know? …… I know, let's go ask somebody!"

"Who, who shall we ask!?! And can Frank come to, he feels left out."

"I decree we shall ask… Wilson, from the cast of House! Man I love that guy, in a totally non-sexual never ever want to rip his clothes off kind of way, and yes Frank, you can come too."

At these words, Frank started jumping up and down excitedly, a dangerous feat seeing as he was attached to Jessica's shoulder with a safety pin.

The two girls (and Frank) began scanning the crowd around the bubble for the cast of House. It was Frank who finally spotted them, huddled against the side of the plastic bubble, as if they were afraid of the sun.

As they got closer, Mikyla noticed a vital fact, House was NOT with them. She pointed this out to Frank and Jessica, but they didn't seem to think this was that big a deal, they weren't as obsessed as Mikyla.

They stopped a few feet away from the group and went over the plan once more, then Mikyla stepped up to the cast of her favourite show.

She walked right to Dr. Wilson, "Pardon me for the intrusion sir, but you are under arrest for possession of illegal substances including sodium and opiates, would you please step over here."

"I have no clue what you're talking about" Wilson said nervously. Obviously he really was in possession of something illegal.

"I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to come with me"

Wilson followed Mikyla back to where Jessica was waiting.

"Okay sir, we're going to have to ask you a few questions before we can release you back into the custody of those people waiting for you over there." Without waiting for so much as a nod of assent, Mikyla continued right into her questions. "First, do you know some one who goes by the name Boss? We were tipped off about him by a bunch of Gryffindors. And secondly, where is your friend Dr. House, he is wanted for questioning by the SUTC, also known as the Society of Underage Teens of Canada."

"Those are pretty much the same question you know." Dr. Wilson replied.

"What do you mean the same question?" demanded an irritated Mikyla.

"Well you see, when this whole thing started, we needed some one to rally around, and the only one willing to take up the post was my, as you put it, 'friend' Dr. House. Of course, being the pompous ass he is, he decided that everyone had to call him Boss, and he's made a bunch of ridiculous rules, such as that he gets to live in the plastic bubble, while the rest of us have to sleep outside, even though there're enough rooms inside for all of us. Now, about these drugs, they aren't mine, I'm just holding them for a friend. And the sodium is for my french fries at lunch."

"Right then," Mikyla replied with a faintly confused look at Jessica and Frank who were at this point making out a few feet away, "ok, you may leave then Dr. Wilson, we'll be in touch."


A/N Ok everybody, you have to review, how am I supposed to know what to improve if nobody tells me?