Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, and only borrowed them for a little while.
"How did this happen?" asked Lisbon incredulously, taking a seat on the edge of their bed with an ungraceful plop.
"Well," replied Jane in a slightly delirious tone. "First comes love, then comes marriage, and then comes a baby, sitting in a carriage."
Lisbon snorted as she looked up at her husband. "You forgot the first part."
Despite the tension, Jane offered a charming smile. "We haven't done that yet."
"Oh God," said Lisbon, flopping back on the bed, lifting one hand to run her fingers through her hair.
Jane turned flopped back with her, his enthusiastic motions making them both bounce on the mattress.
Lisbon opened her mouth to speak, but the effect was ruined when she flew up from the bed and ran to the bathroom to be sick.
Jane followed at a moderate pace.
Next chapter: Where.