I do not own Pokemon or Nuzlocke, Fist of the North Star, Jojo Bizzare Adventure or Wonderlocke. Pokemon belong to Nintendo and Gamefreak. Nuzlocke aka Pokemon Hard mode belong to Nuzlocke. Wonderlocke was created by a group. Fist of The North Star belong to Toei, Jojo belong to Shueisha and Viz Media I only own the character and their personalities and " Pokelove", "Wild Thang" magazine, This takes place after Rusturf Tunnel incident. This also have of Pokemon x Human hint. Manami's PoV
Me: Out like a light.
I grabbed his backpack and sneaked to the beach of Route 104. I grabbed the Poke Balls from the clips attached to the straps and tapped them. one by one my teammates came out, all with a look of confusion on their faces.
Yoko: ...Is it time for breakfast?
Aleu: ...Manami...what are we doing outside.
Me: Listen. I have something to tell you guys. It's about Itzal.
Jenna: What is it?
Me: Well as you already probably know, He a wizard. And it's not just him, but his mom as well.
Jenna, Aleu, Carmelita, Yoko, and Jane: HE'S A WHAT?!
Me:... You guys didn't know.
Aleu: This is news to me.
Jenna: Same here.
Carmelita: Ditto.
Jane: That would explain why how he suppressed it.
Me: I thought Itzal would have tell everyone...but it's seems that he only told me and Yoko... I'm guessing he didn't tell you about that his book of his either.
Carmelita: Book?
Me: He has a spell book that absorbs the badges we earn and helps him unlock a spell.
Yoko: So that what the book is.
Aleu: A spell book that absorbs gym badges...I just realize something.
We all look at Aleu in curiosity.
Jenna: What is it dear?
Aleu: I just realize that he could be a Merfey.
We all looked at him with a confused look on our face.
Me: A Merfey?
Aleu: Merfey are is the name of the Red noble bloodline. According to the story, Alexander Merfey was the one who inflicted the curse on the Chevalier. They're was also rumors that they're tried creating a control spell version of the spell similar and use it to their own benefits.
Carmelita: So, they're chance that we're just being used as test subject.
I felt my blood boil and it wasn't just me. Most of the others were fuming with rage.
Jenna: If that the case, I say we go over there and force him to turn us back...ugh...and get rid of this part of this so called curse.
Jane: Now hold on. We can't jump to conclusion. We still don't know if he responsible or if he's really telling the truth. For all we know he could be part from another generations of wizards with a similar type of book.
She was right. We don't have any solid proof that Itzal is behind this or not.
Carmelita: There probably a way to tell.
Carmelita walked over to Itzal's backpack.
Carmelita: We can check and see if he has the spell that can transform random Pokemon. Of course we're going to need someone to check.
Me:...I'll do.
I knew what I was going to do was wrong, but my curiosity and concern were mixing. Carmelita tipped it over and grabbed the zipper with her teeth, while Jenna anchored it in place with her claw to help her unzipped it. I walked over to the bag and nervously pulled out his spell book. I slowly opened it and looked at the first page. There were a only two sentences in a French language. As I looked through the pages and saw that rest were blank. I went back to the first pages. I sound out the first one and realized that it was the spell Itzal used back in Rusturf Tunnel.
Me: Lame Dee Obsidienne...
Jenna: What the heck does that supposed to mean.
Jane: I think Obisdienne mean Obsidian. I doubt that's it.
Carmelita: What about the other one.
Me: No. I saw him used that spell and it was an offensive long range spell.
Aleu: What about the mom? Maybe she hexed the Poke balls.
Me: Impossible. Professor Birch gave us the Poke Balls used to capture you guys and his mom didn't say any incantations.
Jenna: Maybe there another book or a note hidden somewhere?
Me: One way to find out.
I searched through the smaller pockets to find a notes and found a couple of notes, but the seem to be a recipes. I decided to look through the books he had. I searched thoroughly scanned the pages and only weird things I found was people exploding fountain of blood from few hits in from in to supernatural powers and some guy with amnesia and four balls in ,". There was also a few adventure books, but nothing odd looking in them. There were two books left. On their covers were not like to to the cool post-apocalyptic style of "Fist of the Norht Star or the psychdelic cover "Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken: Jojorion". The first one entitled "Wild Thang: Regional Queen" had a Nidoqueen with mischievous look on her face while the sleeves of the vivid puprle kimono around her elbow. On second one had a picture of Marowak with shy expression hold card that say "I luv you". I scanned it and the only things I found was were some interesting pictures like a Xatu in a wedding dress holding hand with a man in a tuxedo and an excited Natu on his shoulder one, one of an Arcanine and a breloom sharing a milkshake, a picture a delibird ballroom dancing with a female Meowstic, Aloan Muk and a Tsareena holding an egg, and two trainers riding a motorcycle.
Aleu: That leave one left. Either this prove this proves Itzal innocent or he guilty.
Yoko: Still I wonder what type of Magazine this one supposed to be.
Me: Well it's can't be weird as people head exploding or a guy with four balls summoning a robot like thing.
I Scanned the magazine and what got was something...lewd. {I would go into detail, but I uncertain to what extent I can make what sexual detail I can make on this site.}
Me: uhhh...what the
Aleu:...Wow.
Jane: So that the type of tail he likes.
Yoko: What?! Why is that in a magazine and what type of rope are they using to hold her up.
Jenna: Oh my Arceus, it's a Pokephilia magazine.
Carmelita: L-Let's focus on the task at hand.
I slowly flipped through the pages seeing pages of text and pictures of Pokemon models. It at first it was the nidoqueen on the front with human dressed as a ninja, but as we looked through soon we got different Pokemon dressed in different outfits and title. Miltank, Illumise, Vesquien, Mandibuzz, Florges, Sallazzle, and Tsareena; and with each new pic, I felt my cheeks burning more and more from embarrassment. In the end we found no notes or incantation written in the pages. I closed the magazine, put it back and zipped it back close.
Jane: Well...Wow.
Me: Atttt least we know that Itzal didn't cause this transformation, but because of that curse put on him.
Jenna: Plus we now know that he's a Pokesexual.
Aleu: That answer all questions for now.
I looked around and saw Carmelita wasn't around.
Me: Where Carmelita?
Yoko let out a childish laugh.
Yoko: Oh she went back into her Poke ball while we searching through that magazine.
Jenna: I don't blame her. I almost was going to grab Aleu, take her behind the tree and experiment on possible way we can have sex in our new form
Jane:...I can think of a few ways but I think she need to evolve that to do that.
Me: Maybe you two can do it later after we reach Dewford Town. Right now, I just want to go to bed.
Everyone returned into their Poke ball, put them on a clip and entered the tent for a well night rest.
Itzal's PoV
I opened my eyes and saw Manami peacefully sleeping on the pillow I left for her. I changed into my traveling clothes and exited my tent.
?: Excuse me?
I looked in the directions of where the voice was coming from and saw three Magikarp.
Female Magikarp1: Excuse me, we would like to join your team.
Me: Okay. But a bit of a warning. I have a curse...
Female Magikarp1: That transform Pokemon into an entirely different species. We know. I overheard your Pokemon talking about it when they when they were on the beach last night.
My eyes widen in surprise. But that wasn't they only thing that was going to knock me into a loop.
Female Magikarp1 : I also overheard them say that you're a wizard and saw them reacting to your porno magazine you have after reading those others books.
My head processed what she just said. Manami told the others that I was wizard which was good, but they went through my stuff and found my issue of "Wild Thang." All I could think to say was only this.
Me: QUELLE?!
To be continued
I HAVE NO REGRETS...Okay some. So yes. Itzal a Pokesexual... So let me explain. In each regions Pokemon are seen differently. In some regions it legal like Sinnoh or Kalos, while in other regions like Fiorre and Oblivia they are treated as animals and such looked down upon...and there have been real life animals mentioned like Cat fish and Cow and that was way before gen 2 (Milktank) and gen3 (Whishcash. ) and fish. Pokemon also discriminate against Pokemon/human relationship due either past reasons or due to them seeing themselves superior beings than people. Pokelove is a self help guide on relationships for people to help deal with issues of the heart. Wild Thang is what Jenna said it is. Also Itzal fan of fist of the north star and Jojo Bizzare adventure. To be honest his original clothing design was originally going to be based off of Joseph Joestar clothes in Battle Tendency.
