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A soft chuckle from behind interrupted Naruto and Sasuke's argument. The two, with surprised faces turned around to Kakashi blushing crimson while reading the latest release of "Icha Icha Paradise".
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!? Kakashi-sensei!!!! You dare read the work the work of that SUPER PERVERT in front of ME!!!" Naruto bellows with his eyes burning.
Kakashi looks up at Naruto with a blank expression. ".....................................??? Did you say something Naruto?"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!" Naruto replied with clenched teeth.
"Just shut up you idiot." Sasuke said to Naruto with his 'scare the fan girls look'.
"You're so cool! Sasuke-kun!" Sakura exclaimed with eyes beaming...
Well...Back to Jiraya...
"Hey kid, we should get back to work... Just thinking of those babes gives me inspiration already. Hehehe..." Jiraya stated to Konohamaru trying to get away from the noisy team.
"Hai!"
The two left Ichiraku's and arrived at their destination about an hour later. Sure enough, they found what they wanted...
"WOOOW! This is better than I expected! Hey kid, get me my binoculars...hehehhe hehe...heeehheeee.... heheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeh..." Jiaraya muttered while scribbling furiously and a stupid smile plastered on his face.
"Now are ya going to teach me that new move (rasengan) you just taught Naruto bro? Huh? Huh? You WILL teach me right? Then I can kick Naruto bro's ass and become HOKAGE!!! BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!" Konohamaru declared in a voice loud enough to be heard in the forest.
"SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Shaddup will ya? Wacha gonna do if we get caught?!?" Jiraya whispered in very hoarse voice.
There was brief silence for a few minutes...suddenly Ebisu appeared out of nowhere!
"Konohamaru!!! I'm ashamed of you! Doing such a sinful thing! I'm not allowing to hang out with Jiraya-sama any longer!!!!!"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Konohamaru, I no longer allow you to go with Jiraya-sama." Ebisu declared. "I was a fool to think that by doing so, you would learn from a legendary senin fit to become Hokage. I do not know what the Third might have said about this. He would probably be very disappointed abou..."
"Sexy no Jutsu!!! HA! Eat that!" Konohamaru interrupted. (Well, you know what's going to happen...)
But amazingly, Ebisu was unharmed...
"Hehe... I won't be defeated with that technique Konohamaru...I have grown immune to it suffering countless defeats..." replied Ebisu with a smirk.
Konohamaru gazed at his sensei with admiration. "So, so does that mean you're now a pervert like that old guy there?" (Points to Jiraya)
Jiraya looked guilty for a moment there
"Gyaaaaaah!!! How dare you! I will never do such a thing! I am a noble man. I will not be caught doing SUCH activities!" And with one last "humph!" Ebisu grabbed Konohamaru's scarf and started dragging him away...
"But...but...hey! Perverted ol' man! HELP!!!" Konohamaru calls out in despair as his hands scraped the earth trying to stop Ebisu from leading him away.
"Hehe... well kid, er... I think it's better for ya to start training seriously...heeheee... thanks for the help...and uhhh...SEE YA!" and with a cloud of dust trailing behind him, Jiraya speeds off leaving Konohamaru helpless in the hands of Ebisu....
A soft chuckle from behind interrupted Naruto and Sasuke's argument. The two, with surprised faces turned around to Kakashi blushing crimson while reading the latest release of "Icha Icha Paradise".
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!? Kakashi-sensei!!!! You dare read the work the work of that SUPER PERVERT in front of ME!!!" Naruto bellows with his eyes burning.
Kakashi looks up at Naruto with a blank expression. ".....................................??? Did you say something Naruto?"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!" Naruto replied with clenched teeth.
"Just shut up you idiot." Sasuke said to Naruto with his 'scare the fan girls look'.
"You're so cool! Sasuke-kun!" Sakura exclaimed with eyes beaming...
Well...Back to Jiraya...
"Hey kid, we should get back to work... Just thinking of those babes gives me inspiration already. Hehehe..." Jiraya stated to Konohamaru trying to get away from the noisy team.
"Hai!"
The two left Ichiraku's and arrived at their destination about an hour later. Sure enough, they found what they wanted...
"WOOOW! This is better than I expected! Hey kid, get me my binoculars...hehehhe hehe...heeehheeee.... heheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeh..." Jiaraya muttered while scribbling furiously and a stupid smile plastered on his face.
"Now are ya going to teach me that new move (rasengan) you just taught Naruto bro? Huh? Huh? You WILL teach me right? Then I can kick Naruto bro's ass and become HOKAGE!!! BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!" Konohamaru declared in a voice loud enough to be heard in the forest.
"SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Shaddup will ya? Wacha gonna do if we get caught?!?" Jiraya whispered in very hoarse voice.
There was brief silence for a few minutes...suddenly Ebisu appeared out of nowhere!
"Konohamaru!!! I'm ashamed of you! Doing such a sinful thing! I'm not allowing to hang out with Jiraya-sama any longer!!!!!"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Konohamaru, I no longer allow you to go with Jiraya-sama." Ebisu declared. "I was a fool to think that by doing so, you would learn from a legendary senin fit to become Hokage. I do not know what the Third might have said about this. He would probably be very disappointed abou..."
"Sexy no Jutsu!!! HA! Eat that!" Konohamaru interrupted. (Well, you know what's going to happen...)
But amazingly, Ebisu was unharmed...
"Hehe... I won't be defeated with that technique Konohamaru...I have grown immune to it suffering countless defeats..." replied Ebisu with a smirk.
Konohamaru gazed at his sensei with admiration. "So, so does that mean you're now a pervert like that old guy there?" (Points to Jiraya)
Jiraya looked guilty for a moment there
"Gyaaaaaah!!! How dare you! I will never do such a thing! I am a noble man. I will not be caught doing SUCH activities!" And with one last "humph!" Ebisu grabbed Konohamaru's scarf and started dragging him away...
"But...but...hey! Perverted ol' man! HELP!!!" Konohamaru calls out in despair as his hands scraped the earth trying to stop Ebisu from leading him away.
"Hehe... well kid, er... I think it's better for ya to start training seriously...heeheee... thanks for the help...and uhhh...SEE YA!" and with a cloud of dust trailing behind him, Jiraya speeds off leaving Konohamaru helpless in the hands of Ebisu....