The kitchen was unusually empty for this time of day. It was just after lunch, but most of that tables were empty. Komui told Miki to wait at the table while he got her food; an amount that almost compared to Allen's usual order. She waited, and quickly got bored with that. Just when she about to go find Komui, someone called her.
"Miiiiiiikiiiiiiii!! I found our dearest Miha!!" Keiko bounced over to the table, quite literally dragging Miha. Miha cursed and protested, but didn't dare fight back at her sister. With Tyki banned from the Order (he is a Noah after all) there was no one to protect her from Keiko's wrath. Not that Tyki wasn't afraid of Keiko as well...
"Keiko, You really shouldn't drag her like that. Eventually she's going to lose it and pull a gun on you..." Allen warned, pitying the poor abused little sister. Miha nodded vigorously.
"See? Allen agrees with me! Now let go!!" Miha flailed and quickly recieved a fist to her head. Over her whimpereing she heard Keiko say "Well I have no choice! You were trying to leave-"
"I wanna see Tyki!!"
"-and Miki has something to tell you!" Keiko ignored the Tyki comment. Miki shook her head and told Keiko to let go of Miha. "Fine. Miki, inform our little Miha about the good news!"
Miha tilted her head to the side and slide onto the seat next to Miha. "So, what has so much importance that you would justify pulling me away from my love?" Miha noticed the serious, and almost hurt look on Miki's face. "Er...I'm sorry...was I being tactless again?" Miki nodded and Keiko flicked her sister's ear.
"Miha, this is serious. Just listen."
"Then I can go see Tyki!?" Miha's eyes sparkled at the possibility, but Keiko shot her down.
"No, you can never see that bastard again!!" Allen felt a rant coming on, so he clamped a hand over Keiko's mouth to quiet her.
"Let Miki give Miha the uh...good news." Miki glared at his pause before "good" but let it slide.
"Gah...Fine." Miha leaned forwards, resting her elbows on the table. "So..what did you want to tell me?" Miki took a deep breath before answering.
"I'm...pregnant." Miha didn't move but her eyes went wide.
"You...are?" Miki nodded.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Everyone jumped. Kanda, sitting across from Miha, almost spilt his souba. Nobody had noticed him sitting there; he had purposfully remained as silent as possible so as not to be noticed. But since he heard Miki's little confession, Kanda couldn't help but "comment". Miha, overcome with emotion, didn't acknowledge his outburst.
"Miki that's wonderful!! I'm so happy for you!!" She threw her arms around Miki's neck and squealed loudly. "I bet Komui's soooooo thrilled-" She stopped cheering and looked at Miki out of the corner of her eye. "It...is his, right?" Miki's glare was enough to confirm this.
Kanda stared at Miki, his mouth slightly open. Then he scoffed and refocused on his souba. "I guess you've finally earned the title of 'The Order's Whore' then."
"Kanda!!" Keiko cried, shocked that Kanda could be so heartless. Allen rolled his eyes.
"What...did you call me?" Miki growled. Kanda raised his eyebrows.
"I said you were a short whore. You hard of hearing?"
"Kanda you bastard!"
"Don't blame him guys. Miss. Kanda is just PMSing." Miki retorted. Kanda couldn't hide a twitch as she said this, and he racked his brain for a better insult.
"I'm not a fucking girl. But I guess you wouldn't be smart enough to know."
"So what, now I'm stupid?"
"A stupid whore."
"STOP CALLING ME A WHORE, FEM BOY!!"
"I AM NOT FEMY, BITCH!!" The two began shouting back and forth, ignoring anyone who tried to stop them. With Miki on hormones and Kanda well...being himself, the two were perfect candidates for a full out nuclear war. Keiko and Miha each placed a hand on Miki's shoulder, and tried to calm her. She shook them off and jumped on the table to glare at Kanda.
"SHUT THE HELP UP YOU SISSY FUCKER!! IF YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY FIGHT ME, YOU REALLY ARE A GIRL!!"
"I BET YOU'RE LITTLE 'BUNDLE OF FUCKING JOY' ISN'T EVEN KOMUI'S!!" Miki's anger melted and gave way to tears. "You...I would never..." Kanda was about to continue when a fist landed on his head. He turned to face Saya, who was glaring at Kanda.
"Now now, don't be a bitch." Kanda opened his mouth to retort but fell silent under Saya's gaze. "That's no way to treat a pregnant woman!"
"She started it." He grumbled. Miki remained standing on the table, her shoulders shaking as she cried silently. Saya and Miha grabbed her hands and pulled her off the table.
"It's okay Miki, Kanda doesn't know what he's saying." Miha consoled her friend who was crying heavily by now. Saya hugged the girl around the neck and patted her head. "Yeah, like Miha said. He's not very smart."
"Hey!"
"Shut up Kanda." Saya once agian silenced the samurai. Miha hugged the short scientist and tried her best to make the crying stop, to no avail. Komui finally came back, shocked to find his love crynig her eyes out. He was only gone for a few minutes, what could have possibly happened!?
"Mikiiii! What happened?" He cried, exagerating his shock with tears.
"K-Kanda..."
"I'll kick his ass!!" In order to protect his love, Komui pulled a large remote from that void deep inside the pocket of all good anime bishes. An evil grin spread across his face as he cried out a name feared by all Black Order members. "KOMLIN, ATTACK!"
Everyone sweatdropped as a giant, very odd looking robot burst through the ceiling, scattering rubble all over the tables. Miha sheirked and hid behind Miki, whose eyes had gone comically wide.
"Komui what the hell is that!?" Her tears stopped instantly out of pure fear. She knew Komui was a little twisted but not criminally insane! Komui, already climbing up the robots leg, cackled.
"This is my greatest invention ever! Not even Kanda will be able to destroy this one" His laughter sent shivers down Miki's spine. Miki, MIha and Saya all decided the safest place would be hiding behind Keiko and Allen, for some odd reason.
"Keiko you're my older sister, protect me!" Miha squeaked, clinging to her sister's arm. Keiko sweatdropped and looked up at the Komlin, who was being pet and gushed over by Komui.
"I don't see how it's my problem. After all, he's aiming those cannons at Kanda, not me." Keiko said, facing Saya. "Why not make Allen do it?"
"Yeah, you heard her! Go get the robot Allen-" Saya started but her words were lost in a very uncharacteristic laughter. Allen's expression had gone dark, his eyes hidden by his bangs.
"Are you kidding me? I'll finally be rid of that asshole! No more name calling that for sure...kukuku..." The four girls, even Keiko, were greatly taken aback by Allen. Who knew he was really this dark?
"Allen you jerk!" Saya yelled hitting him with the same fist she had used to stop the fight. "Go save my lovely samurai, right now!"
"Well why don't you, you're an exorcist too!"
"As they say, ladies first." said Saya with a grin. Allen felt like pulling out his hair.
"What's that supposed to mean?! You're a girl, no me!"
"Oh come on, we all know that you're much more female than I am." She teased. Keiko twitched and placed a hand on Saya's shoulder, forcing a smile.
"You do realize that's calling me a lesbian, right?"
"Well if the shoe fits.."
"Saya!" Keiko cried.
"So now that that's settled, GO FIGHT KOMULIN ALLEN!" Miha and Miki shouted at the same time, pointing to the metal abomination.
"Yeah, save my pretty love!" Saya cried as a follow up.
"Save who now?" Everyone gaped as Kanda strode over to the group, looking more than a little annoyed. Behind him lay a carnage of metal heaps and oil spills. Among the mess, somewhere under the cockpit, Komui sat, crying his eyes out.
"My precious Komulin! Kanda, how could yooou?!" It would have been a scene wrothy of pity had Komui not just finished telling the robot to kill Kanda. "I thought I had made him indestructible!"
"Yes, but you forgot That this is Kanda we're talking about." Saya gushed, clamping her arms around Kanda's waist. He flinched and scowled, but didn't tell her to get off.
"MY LOVE!" Miki's cry startled everyone as she ran through the wreckage to embrace Komui. "Did that asshole-fem-boy hurt you?!" Everyone sweat dropped, except for Kanda who twitched.
"He singed my hair too..." The scientist sniffed. Instead of getting more hugs from Miki, he felt her sharp little fist implant itself into his face.
"Don't ever bring that destructive robot out here again, idiot!" She hit him again and Komui whined.
"I was just trying to protect you!" He protested. Miki suddenly changed again, hugging Komui around the neck and apologizing rapidly. Everyone,even Komui, was taken aback by the excesses mood swinging. They knew to expect it, but this, this was just unnatural.
Miki swiftly stood up and, climbing over the massive robot, ordered several donuts and two bagels from Jerry the cook.
"Wow...I think Miki surpasses all pregnancy books..." Keiko whispered. Her friends nodded in agreement. Komui remained sitting in his robot's "corpse", rubbing his face where Miki had hit him. Did they really have to wait nine months?