BIG FIVE ANTHOLOGIES
Chapter 4: Nesbitt's a Geek Not a Nerd
"I am making machines for war," said Nesbitt.
"Fool!" said Kaiba. "We make games now!"
He burned down Nesbitt's lab.
Nesbitt woke up from a nightmare. He kept on having this nightmare since Kaiba had burned down his lab ten years ago. He turned to see a ghost next to him.
"Hello nerd!" said the ghost. "I'm the Joker!"
"I'm a geek not a nerd," said Nesbitt.
"Too bad cause I'm going to haunt you," said the Joker. "Batman killed me and scattered my bones all over Gotham City! And guess what? My skull is under your bed!"
"Give my back my house!" said Nesbitt.
Batman entered and grabbed the Joker's skull. He put it in the bag where all the Joker's other bones were collected. He burned the Joker's bones, and the Joker disintegrated in a wave of flame.
Nesbitt marched to Kaiba Corp to get his revenge on Kaiba. Before he could do anything, however, he stumbled across three Yoshis (one red, one green, and one blue), Kirby, and a female anthromoporphic dragon fighting an infamous man, an insane Yoshi, and a hooded man.
"Eric Biggle!" said one of the Yoshis. "You have usurped a historic website and tried to disgrace the name of Krystal! Do you deny it?"
"No," said Biggle. "But you'll never live to tell the tale."
"Krystal's tail will be the last thing you'll ever see!" said the Yoshi, and Krystal appeared and whipped Biggle in the face with her tail.
"MY ONLY WEAKNESS!" said Biggle who hated floofy tails. He stumbled and fell over a cliff.
"This is madness," said Nesbitt.
"THIS IS SPARTA!" said the insane Yoshi, whose face suddenly resembled the king from 300. He kicked Nesbitt in the chest and Nesbitt fell over the cliff.
The hooded figure glared at Krystal with evil eyes. He took a few steps before Flare, the dragon, breathed fire at him and set him on fire. More than anything the hooded figure feared fire, and ran over a cliff.
"Reminds me of Denethor!" said Demented Yoshi, whose favorite Lord of the Rings character was the insane steward of Gondor.
The three Yoshis took advantage of the distraction and gave Demented a triple beating.
"Diamond Storm!" said Renamon and she destroyed Demented.
"Yay Renamon!" said Kirby.
"That's two Mario characters with 'Demented' in their name in one day," said Renamon, absorbing Demented's data.
(AN: Guess who Renamon defeated earlier? Oh right… I guess Nesbitt's part in this chapter ended four paragraphs ago!)
This chapter is a reference to something Angry Video Game Nerd said on his review about the Nightmare on Elm Street game for the NES, which revolves around collecting Freddy's bones. Also the Yoshi, Kirby, and dragon are supposed to symbolize good while the insane Yoshi, the enigmatic hooded figure and the usurper are supposed to resemble furry assassins. And of course I couldn't resist putting in everyone's two favorite vixens and having them get their revenge. Originally it was supposed to be Renamon tail whipping the usurper (I think she does tail whip two characters in the anime) but the Yoshis may have been inspired by Silver Yoshi, one of my favorite authors of Lemmy's Land, who drew a pic of Krystal's tail curser on deviant art and I thought I have to have Krystal finish one of them with a tail whip and I thought it'd be repetitive if both Krystal and Renamon used the same attack to knock a bad guy over a cliff. Oh, and Demented Yoshi is supposed to resemble Dimentio, who I was hinting is destroyed by Renamon.