Disclaimer: I don't own the Gundam Boys, but I own action figures ;)
Warnings: R for language. No lemon, but it is Yaoi or Slash, lots of boy/boy relationships, as many as we can make. If you don't like that stuff don't read. And lots of Releena bashing.
Notes: Thanks for all the feedback ;) I'm pretty sure that this is the last chapter but you never know what inspiration I might get thunked with...
Although I'm sure we all know the drill by now...
Speech in "quotes"
Thoughts in Italics
To Prove You Wrong: Three Weddings and a Nut House
By: GhostJ
"Now this, this is a CHURCH."
"Hn."
"Oh, come on now He-chan. You can't say that it isn't gorgeous."
"It would take me less than a minute to breach any of the security they have here."
"You're no fun." Duo pouts as he accompanies his lover into the basilica of the church, with its tall ceiling and stained glass windows. From behind them Quatre and Trowa walk in arm in arm, with identical dreamy looks on their faces.
"Don't you think its a little quiet in here?" Duo asks, looking around the almost empty room. In fact it appears that only they and the pastor are present. "You'd think that Releena would have all her groupies around for an occasion like this."
"Maybe Wufei thinned their ranks out a bit." Heero offers looking around.
"You don't honestly think-" Duo starts incredulous, but then notices the slight smirk on Heero's face. "Jees I ain't never gonna get used to your warped sense of humour koi." He finishes, punching Heero's arm.
"Excellent you came!!" The pilots turn around to see an ecstatic looking Wufei bounding towards them. "I was so afraid I'd given Trowa the wrong time or something."
"Of course we'd be here, Wufei." Quatre assures him, as the others nod vehemently. "But where is the bride? I'm surprised we haven't seen her yet."
"The bride? Her?" Wufei is looking slightly perplexed.
"Yah, you know the person you're getting hitched to." Duo inserts.
"I think we got some wires crossed-"
"Good morning light of my life." Wufei is effectively cut off from his sentence by the firm lips of Millardo Peacecraft, AKA Zechs. Who is dressed in a formal tux, minus his ever-present mask. "Don't you think it's about time you got dressed? The other guests should be arriving soon."
"Zechs-kun what are you doing?! You know it's bad luck for you to see me before the ceremony..." Wufei continues to rant at his unabashed fiancé as the other pilots slowly come to terms with the new development.
"Zechs?" Duo asks weakly. "Q, I think you need to get the phones checked."
"Or Trowa's ears." Quatre mutters in response.
"Well it does make more sense." Trowa says, "I mean did any of us honestly believe him marrying Releena?"
"Me and Releena?!" Wufei asks incredulously, as he shoos Zechs away. "Where did you get that idea?"
"Well you weren't very coherent this morning, Wufei." Trowa insists. "I just passed on what I heard."
"Explain." Heero states, as the five pilots move towards the benches.
"Well, after I left last night." Wufei begins sitting down. "And there will be justice! Make no mistake! But I was sitting at the table with that onna and her friends, listening to everyone say what a cute couple we were. I think because of that I had maybe a few too many drinks. Shut up, Duo."
Duo stops snickering, but comments on Wufei most likely being as drunk as a skunk, to marry the Lightening Baron, which results in Heero and Trowa once again holding back the enraged dragon.
"Wufei it's your wedding day, do you really want to beat the crap out of Duo?" Quatre asks plaintively, as Duo changes to joking about Zechs being as fast as lightening.
"Can it be my present from you guys?" Wufei asks hopefully, "No? Oh all right. Anyways, I was bored out of my mind, when out of no where Millardo showed up and, well, basically he threatened the girl who was talking to me and dragged me out of the party. And..."
"And?"
"Well I don't really know, I was slightly tipsy afterall, but I woke up this morning with the wedding band and one of Millardo's shirts on. So I assumed the best."
"Or the worst and I'm sure waking up in his bed helped jog your memory too." Duo sniggers.
"Actually he was tied to a chair when- Well that's what happened so we looked for a priest to do the ceremony, so we could remember it, and here we are." Wufei finishes up and stands. "I'd better get dressed now. Thanks once again for coming."
"Wait, Wufei." Both Duo and Quatre stand up and walk off with him leaving Trowa and Heero.
"What do you think that's all about?" Trowa asks.
"I don't know if I want to know. But I do want to know what happened to Releena?" Heero replies as the others, save Wufei return. "What's so funny koi?" He asks Duo, as the braided boy holds back laughter.
"Well we asked Wufei what happened to Releena," replies Quatre with suppressed laughter. "It seems that Releena simply couldn't deal with all her quasi-dates dumping her for guys-"
"She went bonkers." Duo laughs. "Apparently snatched the bartender and went out on the town. When they found her, he had checked her into the institution and gone off with the cab driver."
"This is the best day of my life." Heero states dreamily, a look of pure bliss on his face.
Duo stares at him unable to take his eyes off the love of his life. Then he comes to a decision.
"Can I make it better koi?" Duo asks dropping to his knee. "Will you marry me?"
"Hn," Heero replies before collapsing onto the floor in a faint.
"That's a yes." Quatre informs Duo as they pick Heero off the floor, with Trowa's help, and put him on one of the benches.
"How can you tell?"
"Trowa did the exact same thing."
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{Later}
I can't believe this. Father Mihael thinks, as he prepares himself for the ceremony, make that ceremonies. First, having to cancel my golf game to come perform this wedding and then getting threatened into performing two more simultaneously. I can't believe that boy even pulled a gun on me when I told them it was too late to change to program.
Oh well, at least I got something out of this, it was a record. Midnight News here I come.
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"And do you Heero Yuy, Trowa Barton and Millardo Peacecraft, take Duo Maxwell, Quatre Raberba-Winner and Wufei Chang, respectively, to be you lawfully wedded husbands."
"I do."
"Hey Quatre." Duo whispers as the priest invokes the powers of the church and the state. "What do you think that videographer is doing here?"
"I'm sure it's nothing Duo." Quatre assures him. "It's probably just a home video of some sort."
Well that's it unless I get a seriously good idea for another sequel, which I doubt will happen, but yah never know. Thanks for all your feedback!
Questions? Comments? Leave a review!! ^__^
Warnings: R for language. No lemon, but it is Yaoi or Slash, lots of boy/boy relationships, as many as we can make. If you don't like that stuff don't read. And lots of Releena bashing.
Notes: Thanks for all the feedback ;) I'm pretty sure that this is the last chapter but you never know what inspiration I might get thunked with...
Although I'm sure we all know the drill by now...
Speech in "quotes"
Thoughts in Italics
To Prove You Wrong: Three Weddings and a Nut House
By: GhostJ
"Now this, this is a CHURCH."
"Hn."
"Oh, come on now He-chan. You can't say that it isn't gorgeous."
"It would take me less than a minute to breach any of the security they have here."
"You're no fun." Duo pouts as he accompanies his lover into the basilica of the church, with its tall ceiling and stained glass windows. From behind them Quatre and Trowa walk in arm in arm, with identical dreamy looks on their faces.
"Don't you think its a little quiet in here?" Duo asks, looking around the almost empty room. In fact it appears that only they and the pastor are present. "You'd think that Releena would have all her groupies around for an occasion like this."
"Maybe Wufei thinned their ranks out a bit." Heero offers looking around.
"You don't honestly think-" Duo starts incredulous, but then notices the slight smirk on Heero's face. "Jees I ain't never gonna get used to your warped sense of humour koi." He finishes, punching Heero's arm.
"Excellent you came!!" The pilots turn around to see an ecstatic looking Wufei bounding towards them. "I was so afraid I'd given Trowa the wrong time or something."
"Of course we'd be here, Wufei." Quatre assures him, as the others nod vehemently. "But where is the bride? I'm surprised we haven't seen her yet."
"The bride? Her?" Wufei is looking slightly perplexed.
"Yah, you know the person you're getting hitched to." Duo inserts.
"I think we got some wires crossed-"
"Good morning light of my life." Wufei is effectively cut off from his sentence by the firm lips of Millardo Peacecraft, AKA Zechs. Who is dressed in a formal tux, minus his ever-present mask. "Don't you think it's about time you got dressed? The other guests should be arriving soon."
"Zechs-kun what are you doing?! You know it's bad luck for you to see me before the ceremony..." Wufei continues to rant at his unabashed fiancé as the other pilots slowly come to terms with the new development.
"Zechs?" Duo asks weakly. "Q, I think you need to get the phones checked."
"Or Trowa's ears." Quatre mutters in response.
"Well it does make more sense." Trowa says, "I mean did any of us honestly believe him marrying Releena?"
"Me and Releena?!" Wufei asks incredulously, as he shoos Zechs away. "Where did you get that idea?"
"Well you weren't very coherent this morning, Wufei." Trowa insists. "I just passed on what I heard."
"Explain." Heero states, as the five pilots move towards the benches.
"Well, after I left last night." Wufei begins sitting down. "And there will be justice! Make no mistake! But I was sitting at the table with that onna and her friends, listening to everyone say what a cute couple we were. I think because of that I had maybe a few too many drinks. Shut up, Duo."
Duo stops snickering, but comments on Wufei most likely being as drunk as a skunk, to marry the Lightening Baron, which results in Heero and Trowa once again holding back the enraged dragon.
"Wufei it's your wedding day, do you really want to beat the crap out of Duo?" Quatre asks plaintively, as Duo changes to joking about Zechs being as fast as lightening.
"Can it be my present from you guys?" Wufei asks hopefully, "No? Oh all right. Anyways, I was bored out of my mind, when out of no where Millardo showed up and, well, basically he threatened the girl who was talking to me and dragged me out of the party. And..."
"And?"
"Well I don't really know, I was slightly tipsy afterall, but I woke up this morning with the wedding band and one of Millardo's shirts on. So I assumed the best."
"Or the worst and I'm sure waking up in his bed helped jog your memory too." Duo sniggers.
"Actually he was tied to a chair when- Well that's what happened so we looked for a priest to do the ceremony, so we could remember it, and here we are." Wufei finishes up and stands. "I'd better get dressed now. Thanks once again for coming."
"Wait, Wufei." Both Duo and Quatre stand up and walk off with him leaving Trowa and Heero.
"What do you think that's all about?" Trowa asks.
"I don't know if I want to know. But I do want to know what happened to Releena?" Heero replies as the others, save Wufei return. "What's so funny koi?" He asks Duo, as the braided boy holds back laughter.
"Well we asked Wufei what happened to Releena," replies Quatre with suppressed laughter. "It seems that Releena simply couldn't deal with all her quasi-dates dumping her for guys-"
"She went bonkers." Duo laughs. "Apparently snatched the bartender and went out on the town. When they found her, he had checked her into the institution and gone off with the cab driver."
"This is the best day of my life." Heero states dreamily, a look of pure bliss on his face.
Duo stares at him unable to take his eyes off the love of his life. Then he comes to a decision.
"Can I make it better koi?" Duo asks dropping to his knee. "Will you marry me?"
"Hn," Heero replies before collapsing onto the floor in a faint.
"That's a yes." Quatre informs Duo as they pick Heero off the floor, with Trowa's help, and put him on one of the benches.
"How can you tell?"
"Trowa did the exact same thing."
_____________________________________
{Later}
I can't believe this. Father Mihael thinks, as he prepares himself for the ceremony, make that ceremonies. First, having to cancel my golf game to come perform this wedding and then getting threatened into performing two more simultaneously. I can't believe that boy even pulled a gun on me when I told them it was too late to change to program.
Oh well, at least I got something out of this, it was a record. Midnight News here I come.
______________________________________
"And do you Heero Yuy, Trowa Barton and Millardo Peacecraft, take Duo Maxwell, Quatre Raberba-Winner and Wufei Chang, respectively, to be you lawfully wedded husbands."
"I do."
"Hey Quatre." Duo whispers as the priest invokes the powers of the church and the state. "What do you think that videographer is doing here?"
"I'm sure it's nothing Duo." Quatre assures him. "It's probably just a home video of some sort."
Well that's it unless I get a seriously good idea for another sequel, which I doubt will happen, but yah never know. Thanks for all your feedback!
Questions? Comments? Leave a review!! ^__^