This is a very freaky chapter. Oh, and it has Cross and Sokaro in it too. And i've never played Risk before btw, so im not really sure how to play it :P sry if it seems a bit...off...and the gameplay is not correct, but as i said before, i have never ever played it. When i was 7, my uncle said he would play it with me when i was a bit older, but then after that he moved to Japan and now he can't play it with me T.T n i hv to wait another year before he moves back to Singapore...(starts crying)

Anyways, hope you enjoy it!!

Risk

Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Cross, and Sokaro were playing Risk while Lenalee and Miranda watched.

"Damn you Cross, I thought we had a truce! Why did you suddenly take my Siam?!" Sokaro shouted at Cross.

"Heh, you thought I'll just leave you alone when you practically left half of the entire Siam border defenseless? Moron…" Cross smirked. "Besides, there wasn't any rules that said that I had to maintain that truce. Who asked you to move most of your forces to the Siberian border just to attack Allen's Yakutsk? You retard…"

The other exorcists sweatdropped as they watched Cross rubbing salt into Sokaro's wound.

"Bloody hell, fuck you, Cross!" Sokaro spat at Cross, spittle flying out of his mouth.

"Ah no thank you, Sokaro, I'll rather fuck a woman, although I do appreciate your 'kind' gesture…" Cross seemed to be insisting on aggravating Sokaro, whose face had turned a blotchy red colour.

Kanda watched the exchange with his usual pissed look. Lavi wondered whether Cross had annoyed his debtors the same way till they wanted to kill him. Allen sighed and put his hand on his forehead and Lenalee and Miranda started thinking that this game was changing from a strategic war game to a verbal battle of profanities, and probably soon it'll change to an all-out brawl.

After a while, Sokaro calmed down (slightly) and the game resumed. Now it was Allen's turn.

"NO!" Sokaro screamed as Allen deployed his cavalry to conquer Ukraine. "Why is it that everybody seemed to be against me today?!" Sokaro shouted as he lost another piece of his territory.

"We are against you, you numbskull." Cross said lazily as he flicked his cigarette butt at the floor. "If you're too thick to notice, we are playing a war game here. We're supposed to be against each other. Idiot."

"Why you...you..." Sokaro was already extremely pissed at Cross and was practically frothing at his mouth.

"You what? Seriously though, you need to take some anger management classes." Cross said, throughly enjoying the sight of his fellow General blowing his top. Cross really is a sadistic bastard.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!" Sokaro screeched as he stood up and overturned the table and game board, invoked his innocence and proceeded to chase Cross around the Black Order, destroying part of the ancient tower on the way.

Moral of the story: Sokaro is a petty, sore loser. Oh, and he needs to take anger management classes too.

Eh...sry i have to study for my Bio test which is probably this Friday and i think have a Maths test the week after so i don't think i'll be able to upload new chapters as quickly

Oh yeah, n i found a book abt poker in the library yay omg damn interesting, i think soon i'll be able to play poker with my father at home!! Haha! Ok, that was something completely unrelated...

Next chapter: uh...i havn't thought of something yet...so juz wait, k? sry :p

And pls rmb review!! tnx!