I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died

"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful/Dark being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful/Dark being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

-Oh this is good- AI/Software speech

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers."- Vision Dominican

A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves.

*story start*

*Naruto household: Eastern entrance*

"Welcome ba- Naruto-sama, what happened?" Tsume asked him as he sat the two angels on the ground and opened the door.

"I'm fine. Just heading out out to clear my head. Clean these two up, we have new maids to clean up." Naruto told her as he stripped off his ragged bloody top and walked out the door. As he walked along the cobblestone walkway, he stopped and he knelt in front of a ancient Sakura tree. He ignited the the standing end of the incense resting in the ceramic bowl.

"If you wanted to know what I was doing, you could merely ask Asia." Naruto stated as he sunk his hands in the nearby steam, scrubbing off the caked on blood.

"I'm sorry for intruding Naruto-san, I was just wondering how the Church meeting went." Asia told him as she knelt down next to him and used her glowing green hands to seal his cheek.

"It turned out ... less than satisfactory. Thank you for healing me, I wasn't aware you had such a unique gift." Naruto declared honestly as he gave her a weak smile.

"You're welcome, my gift is the reason I am in Kuoh. Unfortunately the church didn't see it that way, because my power could heal angels, humans, and devils." Asia told the chuckling ginger.

"Yeah, me and the church haven't been on great terms for a while." Naruto agreed as a light pink petal landed in his hair.

"What do you mean?" the naive nun questioned him while he stood up and ushered her over to a pair of hand carved chairs. Once they were seated, he began to tell her.

"I hate monologuing so I'll try to keep it short. In Revelations 13, the Beast of the Apocalypse wasn't a fable. It took the nearly an entire battalion, my battalion, of angels to subdue the creature. But after the Almightily banished the creature, we were told to simply return to heaven. Around me laid Four hundred and ninety nine of my comrades, and I was ordered to simply return to the Kingdom of Heaven.

It seemed that I wasn't the only one who disagreed. Shortly after we were recalled, the first angels saught to appose the lord. Causing the Morningstar, the Lady of flies, The Leviathan, and the Princess of Desire lead their numerous field armies from the Holy Kingdom. Because I chose to follow the Morningstar, but never became a 'devil' I bare these tainted feathers. Forbidden from ever entering Gods kingdom." Naruto told her as his crimson wings extended from his back, presenting his five hundred feathers.

"S-so the archangels are real, as well as the Seven Heirs of Sin?" Asia inquired as she ran her hands carefully across his blood red wings.

"I met the archangels but their was only Five heirs to sin. But like the Four original Satans, most of them have perished." Naruto corrected her as he starred at the blood staining his hand.

"If you aren't an angel or a devil, what should I call you?" Asia asked as she clutched the bible against her chest.

"Just... Naruto. You should head inside Asia, its getting late out." Naruto reminded her as she followed his suggestion, leaving the angel winged figure seated under the Cherry blossom tree's shade. While he retracted his wings, drops of rain began to bounce off his wings. Followed my numerous other rain drops, leading to a full on downpour.

"Are you happy with what you caused Avus?" Naruto asked to seemingly no one. After he collected himself, he looked at the extinguished incense under the tree. "I should get ready for school."

*Kuoh Academy: 12:00*

"Naruto-san, can your group follow me? President has something that requires all of you present." Tsubaki asked the devil group, in a tone that left no room for denial.

"Alright. Rias, stay close to Tsubaki. Tsume, go grab Koneko. Akeno, try not to traumatize anyone along the way." Naruto ordered, causing the other blonde to disappear.

"I make no promises Naruto-kun. Lead the way~." the black haired devil sang while they followed the heteroaromatic down the unused section of the school and entered a room that would have been the Occult Research clubroom once upon a time.

"President, I've brought them like you requested." the VP announced while her devil wings extended out mid bow. Sona was seated in a red couch with two other figures seated beside her. To her right was a dark purple Queen in a shoulder less long sleeve and belt fixed to her leg, while the one to her left was a spiky blonde haired teen in a bandage wrapping top and black biker shorts.

"Hello Naruto, it appears that these two personally requested that you to be brought here to meet them." Sona 'Shitori' explained while her devilish wings extended from all of their backs.

"Would you mind telling me which house you belong to? I can sense a kings piece amongst you." the spiky haired blonde inquired while she stood up and allowed golden flames to crawl across her wings.

"Me? Why would a 'Prestigious Phoenix' want anything to do with a no name son of a devil? I'm just some low level devil who barely earned the right to gain a Evil Piece set." Naruto answered as his group extended their wings, with Naruto's being the longest but taking the most time to reach their full length.

"Please do not lie to m'lady. We sensed your power from the underworld, and that was well beyond most mid level devils, and several high level devils. The only way a 'low level devil' could emanate such an overwhelming power is they had external aid, which is unlikely from a pureblood like you." the Queen theorized in a glacial tone.

"I guess you got me, Im actually a mid level devil from a the Leraje clan." Naruto 'confessed' as he retracted his wings and took a seat on a nearby chair.

"Whether you are going to tell me the truth or not is irrelevant for now. My name is Yang Phenex, and you are my husband." the blonde told not asked him.

"Why would I do that? I'm perfectly fine not being married." Naruto inquired as the phoenix themed blonde devil.

"Because you have been challenged. Will you accept or would you rather walk away with your tail between your legs?" Yang asked as she held out her hand.

"I haven't been telling the truth you're right. My family has always been very prideful, never one to shy away from a challenge. But I ask why should I accept? What is there for me to gain?" Naruto asked the blonde Phenex.

"Simple. If you are defeated, you will become husband and sire me a child. But if you manage to make me submit, myself and my possessions will become yours. So will you accept?" Yang asked him, knowing his response.

"I accept. So when and where are we suppose to meet you?" Naruto questioned as he shook her hand.

"Excellent. I would say that the combatant ground would take about three minutes to prepare. You were expected to say yes, so the zone was prepared before hand." Yang declared as she created the Phenex crest on the ground.

"Lets go Mizore, we've got everything needed here. I'll come get you here to get you at 5. I can't wait to see how they do against our group." The Phenex told her Queen while the Phenex devils vanished in a flash of fire.

"Um Naruto, was that a really good idea? I mean you just agreed to marry a mysterious lady and promised to have a kid with her." Rias asked the older teen, who subtly dropped a small obsidian coloured pearl.

"I am sure. My mother and our family have always been very prideful. We've never been one to back down from a challenge, and the Phenex clan is similar. Devils tend to view things based on how strong someone is. A low level devil is ten times less likely to attract other devils compared to a mid level, and a hundred times less likely when compared to a high level. Then theres super devils and a few god tier devils, but thats neither here nor there. So when I accidentally released some power last night, it naturally alerted most Supernatural creatures about me." Naruto answered as he started leading his group out of the area.

"Naruto-san, I believe you are going to have to answer more than simply that. How could you release a power that you been detected in the underworld?" Sona questioned him, earning a shrug from the redhead teen.

"I don't know. But I heard Yang say something 'Against her group' which could mean her peerage. So I'm going to need you to swing by my place before we meet back here. See you there Sona Sitri." Naruto declared as he lead his group down the hall, leaving the two Sitri devils alone.

"Why would you need me to come by Naruto?" the youngest devil asked the other redhead while they traveled down the hall.

"Yang is likely bringing a peerage of trained devils. Which could be anywhere from her and her queen, to her and an entire peerage of Sixteen. So I'll be drafting you for a short while to help me deal with what will likely be a group of teenagers ranging from 15-21." Naruto answered, noticing a thin trail of blood running down her nose.

"So what do I have to do then?" Rias asked him determined to witness the spectacle of the various teenagers creating the wonders of art in motion.

"Well we'd have to get you and Ddraig to work together for a day. So, could you not be a complete dick and help the girl out?" Naruto asked the redhead's left hand, causing a dull green light to glow from the middle of her outer left hand.

"Why should I? If the girl dies, I'll move on to another host, and repeat. So what would there be in it for me to help her now?" the welsh reptile questioned him by changing the hue of the light they produced.

"So your going the be an ass about it then. So I'll but this in a way you can understand. Help her out, or I will spend the entirety of continued existence preventing you from ever being able to fight against Albion until the destruction of the world!" Naruto promised the dragon.

"W-what? There's no way you could ever do that! Even devils have a lifespan, there's no way you could do that!" the dragon yelled at him with a noticeable panic in his voice.
"I wouldn't have to. I could take both of the Heavenly dragons and seal you in Chamber pots. So what will it be? Play nice for a bit, or spend countless millennia trapped in a crap bowl?" the redhead asked the suspiciously quiet dragon.

"... fine. I guess I'll allow the girl to have enough power to handle most mid-level devils." Ddraig agreed while the colour vanished from her hand.

"Well congratulations Rias, you're strong enough to completely defeat every human sans the specifically trained. I'd say more but eh I'm bored, and class is starting soon." Naruto shrugged as he lead his group towards their class.

*Naruto Household:3:45*

"Alright Rias, lets keep this simple." Naruto began to tell her as the opened his house door, but was stopped by two bowing girls, dressed in two distinct variations of maid costumes. The pig tailed blonde was wearing a gothic Lolita maid outfit, while the navy bluenette wore a bountifully simple white dress shirt and black skirt with a matching black tie covering her visible cleavage.

"Welcome Home Naruto-sama! How may we help you?" the two asked in unison.
"Wha- oh right. No not right now you two. Can you two get Asia, I want her to be present." Naruto instructed as his uniform was enveloped in red light, and transformed into a orange t-shirt with a black eight pointed star on the sleeves.

"Right away Naruto-sama." "No problem Naruto-sama." The maids declared as they vanished down the hallways.

"Um, who were they?" Rias asked Naruto, who singled them to sit down on the U shaped couch.

"Those two have a case of extreme Retrograde Amnesia. All they know is that they were my maids, and their names. Mittelt was the blonde, and Kalawarner was the navy bluenette. I'll say more when Asia gets here." Naruto explained to them, draping himself across his the couch.

"Who's Asia? Is she another maid of yours?!" the younger redhead seemingly pleaded with a grin plastered on her face.

"No, Asia is a devout Christian nun who's staying here for now." the eldest teen answered her as Mittelt and Kalawarner lead the Bible carrying nun towards their living room.

"Why do you need my attention Naruto-san?" the Christian following blonde inquired as she smoothed out her skirt.

"Well, myself and my little group have some activity down in the underworld. So I was wondering if you'd want to accompany us and witness how devils deal with a marriage proposal?" the redheaded teen addressed as he held out a black sapphire gem with with a Celtic cross carved into it which was embedded in a silver ring in his palm.

"I would, thank you. But what's with the ring?" Asia asked him as she slipped on the ring which was now glowing purple from the gemstone.

"The ring masks your human presence and allow you to go into the underworld undetected. Unfortunately you will have to hide your crosses or it'll freak out everyone. Mittelt, can you get Natsumi? Kalawarner, can you get Asia a spare cloak?" Naruto instructed as the maids left with the nun in tow.

"Naruto-san, what is your plan for this whole event?" Akeno questioned their leader while changing from her uniform into her miko dress on the spot, showing off her black lace bra and panties.

"Akeno, why are you changing in here? You have a room." Koneko questioned the devil as two snowy cat ears and a matching tail appeared on the loli.

"Oh come on kitten, I'm sure Naruto-sama doesn't mind." the fallen devil hybrid taunted as she wiggled her skirt off.

"Anyway, what will you do Naruto-sama? I'm wondering how you plan to defeat a Phenex and her peerage?" Tsume asked him while taking off their black jacket and white shirt, then slipped on to their butler like uniform.

"I've got something, so don't worry. Do you wanna change Rias? I'd hate for you to get your uniform all dirty." Naruto reminded her as he stretched his muscles.

"O-ok, but most of my shirts are in the wash so I'm wearing one of the older ones." Rias explained as she took off the jacket and dress shirt, revealing a plain red shirt with 'アニメは通りに'、'ヘンタイはシートに。'(Tōri no anime, shīto no naka no hentai) written in black text.

"Nice shirt Rias, if you want I could help you out of it." Naruto whispered as steam shot out of her ears, and the redheads face changed to match her hair.

"I um, y uh..." Rias muttered before passing out with swirls in her eyes.

"Come on senpai, if you planned on teasing her I could've helped you." Akeno reminded him while Tsume grabbed a cup of water and poured it on her.

"Let's just watch some Drag On Ball or Fairy Tale while we wait. There's some Pocky in the Kitchen as well as some brownies." Naruto told the kitten as he flipped on the TV, and began to cycle through the Anime list.

*End*