Disclaimer: The Fire Emblem series elements (characters, settings, series, etc.) belong respectively to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems, except for the following original cast: Galen Sage, and Valentine.

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Valentine

(Rewritten!)

Fabula Amore 3

:: Not Ev'rybody's Feelin' It ::

Gatrie (Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn) was at the dining room table plucking petals off a wild rose and sighing dreamily like he took some medicinal herbs that was starting to kick in. Ike barged in the Mercenaries' Fort, looking fidgety and ready to whine at any second, but Gatrie didn't pay attention.

"Hey, Ike! Check this out!" Gatrie waved his rose around, "I'm in love."

"That's nice, dear." Ike mumbled, placing a wet piece of cloth over his forehead before sitting down.

"Dear?" Gatrie turned alarmed, "Whoa, man! Is something wrong?"

Ike slammed down the wet cloth before eyeballing Gatrie, "Yes, something's wrong! What did you think? That ev'rything's all sugary dovey?"

Gatrie hesitated, "Uhh… yeah?"

"Mist and Mia are plotting to get Elincia and Hector together!" Ike explained, "TOGETHER!"

"Heyy! Matchmaking!" Gatrie said, "That's pretty cool."

"That's not cool!" Ike snapped, "Don't encourage them! Don't those two hens know the secret crush I've been developing for Elincia? She can't court with Hector!"

Gatrie's jaws dropped, "You're secretly crushing on Elincia?"

"Wait, I thought I told you all that!" Ike said.

"Actually, Titania wanted to tell us all that." Gatrie revealed, "You were in self-denial!"

" 'kay. You know what? That's not the point." Ike said, "The point is that those two cannot meddle in their affairs! I don't want the Queen getting hurt, especially in relationships!"

Shinon (Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn) who just walked in had overheard Ike and agreed, "That makes two of us." He said, "in the case of Gatrie here, he's crushing on a Laguz. A LAGUZ! That's like… marrying a demon!" he then faced Gatrie, "Hey! I want what's best for you, lovey-dovey boy." He said, "So unless you're looking to get your heart broken, or worse, your face, may I suggest you split with her before it even get started!"

Gatrie shook his head, "Shinon, I'm sorry!" he said with determination, "But that's what my heart wants! My heart wants Lyre!"

"You love Lyre?" Ike looked surprised, "Now when Shinon mentioned you wanting to court with a laguz, I was expecting someone with more elegance and full of grace like Leanne, but never a rugged rough face-ripper like Lyre, who so happens to have an arrogant face-tearing sister like Lethe."

"See?" Shinon told Gatrie, "Face ripper! Face tearing! Do the math, man! DO THE MATH!"

"Okay, y'know what guys!" Gatrie interrupted, "I appreciate the 'anti-support' right now, but I've made up my mind! And there's nothing you can do about it!"

With these words Gatrie took off. Ike sighed in defeat, "I guess he did make up his mind." Ike then faced Shinon, "Now Shinon. I know we had our differences… but what about my Elincia problems?"

Shinon briefly watched Gatrie leave before facing Ike with a dark solemn look, "One word." He sounded conniving, "sabotage."

Ike cocked his head on one side, "Sabo what now?"

"Sabotage." Shinon repeated, "Find something that makes both Elincia and Hector tick. Do some researches on the best saboteur plan, and set them in motion. On the day they meet…"

Shinon slammed a fist on his palm and let out a roaring shout, "BAM!"

Ike jumped.

"…you infect them with it. Infect. It's not a remedy they need. It's an infection. Example: Gatrie thinks Lyre won't break his heart or more, right? But with a dose of sabotagerie" he sounded French just now, "Gatrie will understand his pain. And oh, how painful would that pain be? It'll be like, you guessed it, an infection! And y'all know we can't get rid of an infection this easily, can you?"

"Actually you can get rid of it. It's a virus you can't get rid of easily." Ike corrected.

Shinon stood silence for a minute. He then looked away from Ike, shaking his head as if Ike said something utterly wrong. He then glowered at him, "This is why I hate you, getting all smart up on my face. Boy thinks he got it going on, got it them all down the streets…" his angry streak of words turned to random mumblings.

"But, wait!" Ike interrupted him before his mumblings got worse, "About Gatrie? You're not gonna hurt him are you?"

Shinon smiled, "Not indirectly. But yeah, he's gonna get hurt." Shinon then let out an evil cackle.

FABULA AMORE 1

:: Not Evr'ybody's Feelin' It ::

L'Arachel was anxiously waiting for someone at a nearby rock. She turned to see Tana (Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones) running toward her and gasping for breath.

"You're late!" L'Arachel hissed.

"I know…" Tana gasped, "I am sooo sorry. It's just that—!"

"Where is it?"

Tana pulled a large book out of her book bag and handed it over to L'Arachel. It says on the cover 'Book of Spells and Enchantment'. L'Arachel grabbed it and started flipping through its pages.

"Just out of curiosity," Tana asked, "what are you planning to do?"

"I just wanna see something, okay?" L'Arachel sounded pissed, "My future husband has rescued this witch from a sack of bandits earlier and he's not paying any attention to me anymore!"

Tana cocked her head on one side, "What future husband?"

"Does it matter?" L'Arachel mumbled.

"Wow!" Tana said, "For someone who's in love, you've turned nasty! But who cares about that? Guess who's major crushing? Me!"

L'Arachel rolled her eyes, "Go figure."

She stopped flipping the pages and looked away from the book to see something in the forest. Tana looked too.

They saw Galen and Valentine, groveling (mostly Galen) and flirting (mostly Valentine) at each other.

"Aw come on baby! Just this once!" Galen exclaimed.

"No." Valentine said, shaking her head teasingly.

"COME ON!" he cried, "You're killing me here! I'm dyin'!"

Valentine looked up to Galen "And how are you dying, exactly?"

"Fast!" he sighed exasperatedly.

"Okay. I'll do it." She surrendered after a long pause, "Just one kiss."

Galen nodded desperately. Valentine leaned toward him, making the first move. Galen leaned back. Both lips were inches away from connecting, but Valentine pulled away.

"Sorry." She said, "That was just a little preview."

"Aw, girl… come on! I—!"

Galen stopped talking at the sight of L'Arachel and Tana. As the two girls were approaching the duo, his eyes were visioning them strutting like hot supermodels in revealing clothing, in a slow-motion effect with a sultry music playing in the background and wind blowing on them.

A finger snapped in front of Galen, bringing him back to reality, "HEY!"

Galen saw it was Valentine. She looked highly suspicious, "What are you staring at?"

"Oh! Uh…"

"He was staring at me!" said L'Arachel, approaching to Valentine's face.

Tana turned to face Galen and smiled, blinking seductively and acting all innocent, "Hi, Galen."

"Uhh…" he muttered.

"Just who the hell are you two?" Valentine said.

"We're your worst nightmare!" L'Arachel exclaimed, "What's it to ya?"

"Nothing." Valentine replied, "For a couple of worst nightmares, I've seen worst. Seriously, what's with the getup? You look like goth girl lost her scare."

L'Arachel's jaws dropped. She never ever had someone insulted her clothing before, and these clothing are like her babies, "what's that supposed to mean, you fu—?"

"Fine!" Galen exclaimed, catching the girls' attention, "Fine, fine, FINE!" He grabbed L'Arachel's hands, "Fine is what you are, pretty girl."

L'Arachel quickly sank into his charm. She has completely forgotten Valentine, "Tee-hee! Is what cha sayin' is true? Oh, stop." She threw her hand in dismissal.

Tana's jaws dropped. She placed her hands on her hips jealously. Galen noticed Tana and immediately let go of L'Arachel's hands to grab hers, "And you are my favorite of all fines." He said flirtatiously, "Look at you girl! You lookin' like model on ice! Ow!"

"Tee-hee." Tana blushed and flipped her hands in dismissal, "Oh stop."

L'Arachel and Valentine's jaws dropped.

"What is this?" Valentine confronted a dazed Galen, "I was made to charm you into marrying you, not studding around with those hissies! Let's go!"

Valentine took off, pulling Galen by the colon and dragging him away from the girls, as he was gesturing to them to call him. The two girls waved back at him, before facing each other with shocked look on their faces.

"You like the same guy?!" they screamed together, "YOU LIKE GALEN?!!"

"Well, it doesn't matter anyway." L'Arachel said, "Cuz I saw him first and he's mine."

"What's that supposed to mean you saw him first? Maybe I saw him first! No way, scratch the maybe… I SAW HIM FIRST!"

"Maybe you did, but he probably didn't notice you, cuz you're so full of ugly!"

"At least I won a beauty pageant!"

"Not surprisingly. They only voted you 'cuz of your butt size!"

"GAASP!!"

"GAASP!!"

The two girls went their separate ways. But then they came back, going the other direction.

"I'm going this way!" Tana exclaimed.

"I'm going that-a way!" L'Arachel exclaimed provocatively.

"Scoff!"