Nico wondered gloomily around, wondering who to spread his wisdom to. He started naming all the cabins off the top of his head, making mental checkmarks on one he hadn't visited yet…He soon came upon one: Ares.
He sprinted to the nearby red cabin, and realized that they had covered the door in barbed wire. He frowned, and charged into a nearby shadowy tree.
He reappeared inside the Ares bunk room, and nearly tripped over a pair of nun chucks going over to Clarisse's bed. He gained his balance, somewhat, and tip toed over to her bed.
He poked her face, several times until she stirred.
"P-p-mmph." Clarisse sounded like she was trying to say punk, but was to sleepy to do so.
"Clarisse." Nico whispered.
Her eyes flew open, and she immediately stood up, raising her fists. She frowned when she saw Nico looking at her, grinning.
"What is it, Punk?" she growled.
"Twilight sucks!" Nico said quickly.
"And?" she grunted.
"Well, let me begin by stating my opinion, things that need to change, why it sucks, and so on." Nico explained.
"No way! I don't have time for that! Go away before I knock you into next week!" Clarisse yelled.
"That's so yesterday. Nobody says that anymore Clarisse." Nico rolled his eyes and sighed.
"SHUT UP PUNK!" Clarisse said angrily.
"No way! I LOVE talking wayyyy to much to stop!" Nico argued.
"Ugh. Anyway, Twilight sucks. Get over it. Lemme go back to sleep."
"But I want to tell you WHY it sucks! Everyone knows it sucks, but WHY does it suck? I WANT TO TELL YOU!" Nico stomped his foot in outrage.
"I DON'T CARE!" Clarisse yelled.
"I DO!" Nico yelled back.
"SO WHAT? GET A JOURNAL!"
"JOURNALS ARE FOR GIRLS!"
"SO IS TWILIGHT!"
"NO IT'S NOT! AND I WAS EXPERIMENTING WITH MOVIES, SO DON'T JUDGE ME!"
"I'LL JUDGE WHO I WANT YOU GIRLY IDIOT!" Clarisse scowled.
"FINE YOU…YOU…YOU….STRONG IDIOT!" Nico tried to come up with a comeback.
"Ooooh BURN." Clarisse snapped loudly.
"TOTALLY!"
"YOU'RE ACTING LIKE AN APHRODITE GIRL!"
"Am not." Nico sniffed.
"Are so." Clarisse snorted.
"I'M LEAVING!" Nico sobbed, storming out.
Ok so I think this was my least favorite one to write…buuuut…I hope you enjoy. This was for you, Lulu Caty! Hope you enjoyed!