Wow... Ummm... I think apologies are in order. It's been like... what, over three months? I AM SO SORRY! My computer had crashed and I was busy with other drama that is life so... Yeah. Please forgive me?
Obvious disclaimers: I own nothing but my oc, Alexandra McCarthy
My Own Rules to Living with the Avengers
#46: Saying, "Loki made me do it" do not work with anyone.
Tony: "Why would you spray paint my new suit pink?"
Me: "Loki made me do it!"
#47: Just to let you all know, it is 100% true that no one but Thor can life his hammer.
I pulled a muscle trying
#48: Clint is secretly VERY, VERY ticklish.
I found out one day with a brushed his neck with a feather from an arrow. I've never heard such a manly guy giggle so girly...
#49: Do not let Natasha know Rule #48.
#50: Tony is no longer allowed to let you fly in his suits.
Dangit! v.v
#51: JARVIS doesn't like it when you screw up his voice setting to make him sound like a southern girl.
Hehehehe... It was funny, though.
#52: Bruce is not a very good therapist.
Trust me, I know. He was no help in fixing my screwed up brain.
#53: Trying to steal Fury's eye patch is a big no no.
He's a party killer...
#54: Thor is a natural blonde. Do not accuse him of anything else.
He nearly made a new window with my body...
#55: Loki has natural black hair. Do not accuse him of anything else.
I was turned into a popsicle...
#56: NO Stan Lee jokes.
#57: Steve doesn't like jokes about his intact virginity.
Steve just stood there and blushed and blushed and blushed and blushed... Tony would NOT lay off him.
#58: "I'm in Loki's Army" T-Shirts have been banned.
Fury took it literally...
#59: No, Scar from the Lion King is NOT Loki as a lion.
#60: Thor, Clint and Steve are not allowed to watch Bambi.
They go through too many tissues when his mother is killed.
Again, I am so sorry for the delay! I'll be honest when I say I probably wouldn't have updated anytime soon if Mister taco hadn't asked me to as nicely as he did. And yes, Mister taco, Twilight and Justin Bieber suck. I only like JB's music and any love story is better than Twilight.