We briefly switch from Gray's POV to N and Giovannis' second person POV's. Just to inform you so you don't get confused. :)

"...And this is what mom's dress should look like." I said proudly, pointing at the computer screen. "It's what she wants." Giovanni looked at it and nodded.
"Yes... Gray, you are aware how much weddings cost, right?"
"I'll pay you back when I'm a man," I answer, patting him on the head. "If you run out of money, you can sell your rare candies. But I think you should fix that problem dad had..." he groans and hides his face.

"Why on Earth did you bring that up again, boy? It took me hours to fix that mishap. The majority of the time was trying to get your father to stop-"
"-stop what?" they'd told me to go away when Giovanni had to help dad. Mom wouldn't tell me what had happened, neither would dad. Party poopers.
"Do you want this wedding to happen, boy?" he asks me now.
"Yeah-"
"Then don't bring that up ever again." Giovanni looks like he's trying to poop.

"Ok. Do you need to poop?" I laugh. "Mom said old people need help pooping." he looks angry.
"I-I am NOT old!" he yells. I keep laughing. "Stop laughing at me!"
"Sorry, Grandpa." I pat his head again.
"Call me Grandpa again and you won't be able to sit for a week, boy."
"You'll do WHAT to my son's ass?"
"WHITE! PUT THE BROOM DOWN!"

Giovanni can't sit down. He isn't talking to me, either. Mom hit him pretty hard with the broom and chased him around the house with it. I've never seen Giovanni jump so high before.
"HEY DAD!" I yell. "I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!"
"Don't yell in the house, please!" mom calls from the bathroom.
"Yes?" dad sticks his head in the window, confused. "And do you wanna pat my new friend?" sitting on his shoulder is a Pokémon with no eyes and two small teeth. I like it!
"Your name's Killer!" I tell it as I pat his ears. Killer flaps his wings. "He's awesome, Dad!"

"She sure is. She's a Zubat! They're native to all caves around the Pokémon region but are scarce in Unova. Which is a shame," he shakes his head, "they're really, really friendly."
"Awww, Killer's a girl? Girls aren't scary." I stick my lip out. Dad looks scared like Giovanni. "What?"
"Yes, they are..." dad rubs his head and shakes on the spot. Killer screeches. "Never get a girl pregnant, Gray. They will kill you."
"You and Giovanni are funny, dad!" I roll my eyes. "Girls won't kill me. I'm Gray Harmonia! Besides, girls are icky." dad laughs a little at this.

"I wonder if I would have agreed with you if I knew girls back when I was your age," he wonders. "I never actually met a girl that was close to my age until I met your mom."
"Lame, dad."
"I'm glad I met your mom. She's perfect." he's got stars in his eyes now. Ewww. "She's my princess, my true love. You'll understand when you fall in love, Gray. Love changes you, but it's always for the best. It changes how you think, feel and see about everything. In many ways," he laughs again at that and blushes.
"You grownups are weird. If I fall in love, I'm NOT acting like you and mom do."

(Second Person POV's)

N kissed Gray's forehead and smiled as he watched his son sleep. He was growing up so fast. Soon, he'd be out having his own adventures. N didn't want to think about that quite yet, though. Twenty-six was not the right age to think about Gray having his and White's grand kids. He didn't want to think about Gray making love, full stop.

I wonder why White doesn't want me to tell him? He mused as he quietly put down the book he'd been reading from and began walking towards his lamp. He's going to find out eventually. If I teach him all about spermies, penises, vaginas and making love now, he'll be prepared. Maybe she thinks I'll tell him about what we do? I'm not telling him. Giovanni can. He complains about it often enough. N hesitated before turning out the light, wanting to absorb the sight of his baby, his egg, his prince; sleeping soundly. His mouth was open slightly, just like White's when she slept.

He's not going to stay like this forever... I wonder what he'll be like when he's a man? Will he still be like me? Will he still have White's attitude? I wonder if he'll ever find a true love... he said "if" he ever fell in love. There's no "if's" when it comes to love!
"Babe?" he felt White's hand slip into his and grinned. My family. He'd never known what a true family was until Gray had been born, just like he'd never known what love was until he'd met White. Even Giovanni was a part of their little family now.

"Hm?" he murmured, wrapping his free arm around her and kissing her forehead soundly.
"I was wondering where you were. He's so peaceful," she sighed softly at this and gazed adoringly at their son. "This makes me want more of him."
"More love making?" N's eyes lit up and he licked the side of his girlfriend's neck. "I like making love to you, White. You're delicious." she smirked and pinched his ass lightly, causing him to jump and smirk back at her.
"I know... I was thinking, N. There are more spots you can taste," she said seductively.
"Really? Like where?" he asked excitedly, clapping. She quickly grabbed his hands and led him out of Gray's room.
"What do feet taste like, White?"

Giovanni flinched as the screams started up again. Those two kids had more sex in one day than a Ditto could ever hope to have in a lifetime. He swore White's screams were imprinted into his mind now.
No one can scream that much, he groaned internally. I'm surprised they haven't woken Gray. Arceus, I hope that he and his future girlfriend will never be like this... or boyfriend.

This thought made him shudder. I'd actually rather the boy gay because of his mother's screams, but... I still think that bottoms are exit holes only. Never an entrance hole. Arceus, please make sure that N never tries that and then tells me. I value the little sanity I have left. Almost instantly, he saw N running towards him, a massive smile on his face. Oh, shit! He quickly closed his eyes and opened his mouth vacantly.

"Giovanni! Giovanni! Guess what?" the blasted boy was shaking his shoulders and slapping his cheeks. Giovanni frowned. Arceus, I'm converting to Darkrai if he asks...
"Come on, Giovanni! It's really big news!" now he groaned and surrendered.
"What, boy?" he asked the excited man gruffly. N's smile was impossibly huge."If you're here to tell me about your sex life-"
"-no, it's even better than making love!" N jumped into the air, causing Giovanni to cover his eyes.

"Can you at least put a towel on and clean yourself up first, N? I see enough of your used condoms in the bin of a morning. You are aware that I have to teleport that to the tip, right?" N looked down quickly then and blushed a deep magenta.
"Woops."
"I tried to tell you, N," called White from their bedroom.

"Alright, you two. What do you have to tell me?"Giovanni surveyed the young couple suspiciously. They both may be dressed now, but he really didn't trust those big smiles. Not after those screams- I've seen those smiles before somewhere...he realized with a jolt. Oh good fucking Arceus! "

Are you pregnant again?" he yelped, jumping away from White. "If you are, stay the hell away from me!" White laughed now while N shuddered at the memories of an emotional, pregnant White.
"No, Giovanni. Relax." she still was completely unaware of the destruction she'd caused. Giovanni took a loud sigh of relief. "However..." she turned to N and smiled adoringly."Would you like to tell him, or should I?"
"Can I?" N asked eagerly. She nodded and he cheered. "Me and White are getting married! That means we can make love whenever we want!" they kissed in front of him, giggling.
...I'm catching an Exploud tomorrow.

*EXPLOSION* YAY! They're officially engaged now! I will put up what went down in a later chapter; you're going to love it! I was going to put it into this chapter, but decided to make you all speculate on it ;) Who proposed to who and how? Did Gray inspire this?