REMEMBER KIDS, DON'T PLAY WITH SPORKS! EAT WITH THEM!
"Let's play spin the cheese!" Ed said, and the others yelled agreement.
So they placed a big chunk of Cheddar on the floor and Roy spun it. In fact, he spun it so fast that it caused a vortex to open up in the floor, and it opened up into a world full of cheese. Cheese poured out of it like some kind of cheesy volcano. Roy cried with happiness. Ed and Al were buried by the onslaught of cheesiness, so Erin and Jaime had to dig them out. Savannah panicked and ran out to find someone to close the vortex.
When she came back, Fuery and Havoc were behind her. "NOOOO!" Fuery screamed. "I'M LACTOSE INTOLLERANT!" He died a horrible, cheesy death.
BUT! Through some long and arduous process I'm too lazy to explain, Havoc closed the vortex. Then they had a service for Fuery's death. Everyone cried cheesy tears(the other cheesy). Then they all went back to the room to clear the cheese out by eating it.
The next day they went to get smoothies. Roy couldn't go because he got sick from eating too much cheese.
Poor Glasses Kid. I'm calling him that from now on.