Okay, it has been a while, and I've decided to update! Guess what? I'm in Texas! And I'm updating on a laptop that has barely any signal! It sucks!! lol, But anyway, I need to update, because I've been really busy with Soul Society High, and I haven't bothered to make another chapter, so, Here I am!
"People, we are having some... Benihime-related difficulties, so, please, excuse us for the time being, and enjoy this picture of this happy clown." Aizen said, holding up a picture of a smiling clown in front of the camera, with a caption at the bottom that said "He's crying in the inside.".
"Benihime, are you okay?" Halibel said, gently shaking Benihime's lifeless body by the shoulders. Haliel was worried that Benihime had died, and if she had, Halibel would have to kick some serious Grimmjow ass. Halibel's eyes grew wide, and a giant wave of relief washed over her when she saw Benhime's chest slowly start rising and falling.
"Is she alive?" Nnoitra asked from the outside of the group.
"Yes, she's alive." Halibel exclaimed from the center of the circle. Benihime's eyes opened slowly and she groaned groggily.
"Don't yell, Hali-chan. It hurts my ears." Benihime groaned lazily, sitting up a bit.
Meanwhile, Ulquiorra was still dying from the embarassment. He couldn't believe that Grimmjow called him a faggot, not after what he did to Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra finally realized that he needed to speak up, "Grimmjow, you've got a lot of room to talk. Considering that you kissed me." Ulquiorra admitted in front of the group. Grimmjow's eyes grew wide. That bastard! He said that he'd never speak of that!! I'm gonna--
"What was that I heard?" Benhime asked loudly, which is odd, because she just told Halibel not to yell..., "I think I have another question for Grimmjow!" She shot up out of her position and sonido'd over to her respective seat, "Grimmy, get your sexy ass up here!" Benihime yelled enthusiastically. Grimmjow sighed heavily and reluctantly trudged up to the stage.
"Ask me what?" Grimmjow growled like a true feline should.
"Grimmjow Jaquerjaques, have you ever kissed a person of the male gender?" Benihime asked seriously.
Grimmjow growled. He really didn't want to answer this honestly, but then he'd have to admit who he kissed, and why, "Yes." he answered reluctantly.
"Who?" Benhime asked.
"Wait, what?! I thought if--"
"The thing is, I haven't asked the ominous voice if it was true yet. Therefore, the question was not finished. Now, who?" Benhime demanded.
Grimmjow was really mad now, and he wasn't enjoying this game one bit. He thought that if you answered the question simply and honestly, you didn't have to tell the details around it. God, he hated Benihime right now, "The emo bastard." he growled.
"Ulqui-chan?" Benihime said, sonido-ing from her chair to behind Ulquiorra and taking his waist in a tight hug, "Why would you kiss him?"
"Because we were drunk, and I... was experimenting." Grimmjow said. Half of it was true, they were drunk, but he was not experimenting. With his sexuality maybe, but not with his feelings. Grimmjow was straight, but he wanted to know for sure.
"Experimenting... uh-huh. Really, why?" Benihime asked is disbelief.
"Well, I was experimenting with my sexuality," Grimmjow admitted. It didn't sound like this was something that should be coming out of his mouth. He always had a bad-ass appearance, and he always hid most of his feelings, "I pretty much knew I was straight, but I wanted to know for sure. And, he looked the most like a girl through my drunken eyes."
Beniime couldn't believe what she was hearing. Ulquiorra looking like a girl? She looked at Ulquiorra for a bit. I guess if you do a handstand, tilt your head and squint your eyes, he does just a little. Benihime thought while doing what she was thinking. Ulquiorra looked at Benihime curiously, tilting his head. Benihime noticed, and flipped into a regular position, "Oh, I was just trying to figure out how you could look like a girl." she explained. Ulquiorra shrugged and turned his attention back to Grimmjow.
"But really, that's the truth." Grimmjow admitted.
"Not all of it." Ulquiorra interjected. Grimmjow looked at him, and Ulquiorra smirked triumphantely, "The thing was, it wasn't just any kiss. It was long and intense. And after it, Grimmjow told me he loved me."
"I did not!" Grimmjow yelled. He didn't remember doing that, at least...
"Yes, you did. The thing was, I wasn't drunk. That night, I was the only one who didn't drink." Ulquiorra retorted flatly, "So, I remember everything."
Ooooh, Drama! Oh, and thank for the suggestion, Suzuka-sama! It was a very good idea. I wonder when the story will get back to the original plot... oh well. Like I said, I've been busy with Soul Sociey High, so I don't know when I'll update again... This was sorta short, I know... But it was all I could come up with!! Reviews are appreciated, and I've started updated for every 5 reviews I get, so keep the reviews coming!!