Celestia continued watching her porn with her usual enthusiasm. The sound of power tools emanated from her sisters' room, drowning out the cheesy dialogue. Using her horn, she lit a cigarette. Boom, baby. Boom boom baby.
Discord exploded into existence like the holy gospel of Gravity Falls. "I just had sex~" Sang the young chaos god.
"Cool story, bro."
He flopped down on the seat next to Celestia. "So, Who, what, when, where?"
"Luna's creating another sin against nature, Sombra's being a slut in the shower with my nephew, Cadence is being an emo bitch and locked herself in her room-"
"Fuck you, prep!" Cadence shouted angrily from her room.
"...And Shining Armor is over there." She pointed to him in the corner. The stallion known as Shining Armor was a mere shell of his former self. He was now reduced to a vegetative state, and sat there, staring into space. He made a nice coat hanger.
"Sweet," said Discord.
"Shut up, man! I'm watching Sombra slut it up with my nephew!" Celestia shooted, pointing at the TV, which was many cupcakes. The pony kind.