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(AN: I don't own any of the songs or Lyrics you find in the fic. I just thought they would be entertaining to write into the story.)
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Lyrics
"Harry?" Hermione's voice came from the doorway to his chambers in Slytherin Castle. "Can Ron and I come in?" She asked her friend.
"Sure, what's up?" Harry asked with a fake smile. "Did you miss me so much you can't stay away from me at all?" He teased his best friends. Hermione looked at him confused. "You saw me last night." He pointed out to her.
"We just thought you might like some company and help unpacking." Ron said softly.
"That and you want to know what happened last night." Harry guessed, not surprised when both of his friends nodded sheepishly. "Okay, come in and let's get to work." He said opening the door enough for them to enter the room. He sighed and started the tale that he knew would break their hearts. He was right, after he had finished his story both of his friends were staring at him in shock and he could see rage, aimed at his relatives-not him, in their eyes. Hermione reached out and pulled him into a big hug, causing him to give a real smile. They broke apart when there was a knock at the door.
"Harry?" Voldemort was at the door this time.
"Come on in Tom." Harry called, as he was on the other side of the room. Voldemort opened the door and smiled at the sight of Harry in his overly large cloths putting equally large cloths into his dresser drawers.
"You know we can get you ssome clothsss that fit you." He stated causing all three of the teenagers to smile at him. "Do you want to go ssshopping today?" He asked them all.
"That works for me. I don't want to ruin your plans for the day." Harry said softly to Voldemort. "Ron, Hermione, you want to help me find some age and size appropriate cloths? Not to mention we need to find dress robes for both of you for the wedding." he added at their nodds.
"What are your ideasss for your dressss robesss?" Voldemort asked.
"It is a surprise. But I did get the Malfoy's to help me figure out what I wanted." Harry added to Voldemort's weary look. Voldemort nodded knowing that if the Malfoys had any say in the robes they would turn out nicely.
"Then we ssshould leave." He said softly as to not startle Harry.
"Can we take the floo?" Harry asked kindly. When Voldemort nodded he smiled bigger. "Thanks Tom."
"Come on Harry, lets go shopping." Hermione said excitedly. "We can get our school things while we are at it." She pointed out to her friends.
"Trust Hermione to get excited over looking at textbooks." Ron said shaking his head. "I don't think I will ever get use to her strange tastes." He stated causing Harry to laugh.
"The floo is set up in the study." Voldemort told the laughing teens. He led the way and he let Ron and Hermione go first. He looked at Harry and smiled allowing the teen to go ahead of him as well. When he arrived in Diagon Alley he found the golden trio waiting for him at the entrance to the robe shop. Harry led the way in and after letting the clerk know what they were there for they got started. After 5 dresses for Hermione, 10 different shades of black dress robes for Ron, and a whispered conversation for Harry they were ready to move on to common cloths for Harry. Voldemort told Harry he would be right back and left them there to run 'errands'. Harry then told the robe makers what he wanted and after they made it and he had tried it on and purchased it they continued looking for common cloths. After 3 hours in the clothing shop they were on their way to the book store for their school books when Voldemort rejoined them. "Errands all done?" Harry asked.
"Yesss." Was the simple reply he received.
"Good, book time." Harry stated simply. "We need Advanced Potions, Transfiguration for 6th years, Spells and Charms 6th year, Divination: Delving into Crystal balls, and a Monster Manual." He said looking over his list of books. "Tom, what book do we need for Defense Against the Dark Arts?" He asked the Dark Lord.
"We won't be usssing a textbook." Was the only reply he got from the dark wizard. "How are you paying for everything?" He asked.
"My parents left me a large sum of money." Harry responded softly.
"Oh." Tom answered in a contrite voice.
"Anyway, where to now?" Ron asked.
"Potion ingredients." Hermione suggested. "We will need a fair few this year." She stated calmly.
"Right." Harry responded absentmindedly. "Let's go get them." He seemed to drift of in his thoughts. "Hey Hermione, have you ever heard Last Friday Night by Katy Perry?"
"Yes, what about it?" She asked him confused.
"I got the lyrics stuck in my head." He said with a smile. Hermione smiled and giggled.
"Shall we sing it?" She offered mysteriously. Harry nodded. In unison they started:
There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head,
Glitter all over the room,
Pink flamingo's in the pool
They sang causing Voldemort and Ron to look at them in shock.
I smell like a minibar,
DJ's passed out in the yard,
Barbies on the barbeque,
There's a hickey or a bruise
Tom and Ron were starting to get embarrassed.
Pictures of last night,
Ended up online,
I'm screwed,
Oh well,
It's a blacked out blur,
but I'm pretty sure it ruled.
By now the Dark Lord was enthralled with Harry's voice to care about anything but what he was hearing coming out of his fiance's mouth.
Last Friday Night,
Yeah we danced on tabletops,
And we took to many shots,
Think we kissed but I forgot,
Last Friday Night,
Yeah we maxed our credit cards,
And got kicked out of the bar,
So we hit the boulevard,
Last Friday Night,
Ron was gaping at the lyrics that were coming out of his best friends' mouths. While Tom was enjoying the idea that was presented by the song.
We went streaking in the park,
Skinny dipping in the dark,
Then had a menage a trios,
Last Friday Night,
Yeah I think we broke the law,
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oh,
This Friday night
Do it all again,
This Friday night
Do it all again
Tom was grinning at the ideas that were floating around in his head from the music so far. Ron was blushing so red his face was brighter than his hair.
Trying to connect the dots,
Don't know what to tell my boss,
Think the city towed my car,
Chandelier is on the floor,
At this point the Malfoy family walked up to say hello but were shocked into silence upon hearing what Harry and Hermione were singing.
Ripped my favorite party dress,
Warrant's out for my arrest,
Think I need a ginger ale,
That was such an epic fail,
Pictures of last night
Ended up online,
I'm screwed,
Oh well,
It's a blacked out blur,
but I'm pretty sure it ruled.
Narissa was going pail while Lucius was smirking at Voldemort's expression. Draco was laughing at Ron's face.
Last Friday Night,
Yeah we danced on tabletops,
And we took to many shots,
Think we kissed but I forgot,
Last Friday Night,
Yeah we maxed our credit cards,
And got kicked out of the bar,
So we hit the boulevard,
Last Friday Night,
By this time there was a fairly large crowd watching the Golden boy and the Brains of the Golden trio singing a Muggle song.
We went streaking in the park,
Skinny dipping in the dark,
Then had a menage a trios,
Last Friday Night,
Yeah I think we broke the law,
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oh,
This Friday night
Do it all again,
This Friday night
Do it all again
Children were giggling at the song while the adults were shocked to hear the lyrics were so... realistic.
THIS FRIDAY NIGHT
TGIF
TGIF
TGIF
TGIF
TGIF
TGIF
"Is there anything else to this song?" One of the newcomers asked loudly, causing any and all Muggleborns to laugh at the question.
Last Friday night,
Yeah we danced on tabletops,
And we took to many shots,
Think we kissed but I forgot,
Last Friday Night,
Yeah we maxed our credit cards,
And got kicked out of the bar,
So we hit the boulevard,
Last Friday Night,
Harry and Hermione were oblivious to the crowd that had gathered around them as they were singing their hearts out to relieve stress from the last few days.
We went streaking in the park,
Skinny dipping in the dark,
Then had a menage a trios,
Last Friday Night,
Yeah I think we broke the law,
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oh,
This Friday night
Do it all again!
Once they finished the song they were breathing rather hard only to look up to hear the crowd clapping at them for the free show. They looked to see Voldemort, Ron, and the Malfoy family all staring at them in shock.
"Harry I didn't know you could sssing." Voldemort stated in awe.
"Hermione, you did wonderful." Ron complimented his friend. "So did you Harry."
"I like that song, I say it should be played at their wedding." Narissa stated out loud.
"I agree, asss long asss they both sssing it when it isss played." Voldemort said calmly. "Harry are you and Msss. Granger willing to sssing that during our wedding?" He asked.
"Sure. I'm game if you are Harry." Hermione said to the group. "And you can call me Hermione, you know, Sir." She told the Dark Lord. He nodded at her.
"Asss you wisssh." He answered. "You may call me Tom." He stated to the shock of all present, causing Harry to smile and give him his first hug ever. "Any friend of Harry'sss may call me Tom, alssso there isss the fact that I will sssoon be your Defenssse Againssst the Dark Artsss teacher, ssso when we are in classss I will be referred to as Professssor Riddle." He informed them.
"Correct you are, Professor Riddle." Professor McGonagall stated as she was passing by. "Where were you planing to have the wedding?"
"Harry?" Tom asked
"Can we have it at school?" Harry asked both Tom and the new Headmistress, both of whom nodded their assent to his question.
"When will it be?" She asked them wanting to know so she could plan for the wedding.
"Tom? We never really discussed this part." Harry noted out loud.
"You are right, Harry, how long will it take to get everything planned?" Tom asked.
"Let me think, I have my dress robes already, Ron and Hermione have theirs as well, the music is written down, the place is figured out, so all that is left is to inform people and for your dress robes to be made." He stated to his soon-to-be husband.
"Ssshall we plan for next weekend then?" Voldemort asked.
"Works for me." Harry responded. "So it looks like a week and a half from now." He smiled at his friends. "I think this calls for Ice cream." he stated with a grin. Both Ron and Hermione nodded with matching smiles. "You all want to join us?" He invited the adults. Lucius and Narissa nodded along with Tom. Draco looked shocked at the invitation, as did Professor McGonagall. Both nodded, smiling at the young wizard in front of them.
"We would be delighted." Lucius answered out loud.
"Right, one problem though." Hermione noted. "We can get more flavors at a Muggle shop, which means no robes." She said quietly. Lucius sighed along with Narissa and Draco and all of group pulled their robes off and after shrinking them and putting them into their pockets they motioned for Harry to lead the way. Harry left Diagon Alley and walked a short distance from the Leaky Cauldron to an ice cream parlor.
"Hey Henry, can we get a Chocolate fudge brownie, double scoop on a waffle cone." Harry started the order.
"A Bubblegum, Strawberry sherbert, on a fudge dipped waffle cone." Hermione added to the order.
"Orange Sherbert, Vanilla/Chocolate swirl on a fudge dipped with sprinkles waffle cone." Ron added.
"Anything else for you all today?" Henry asked.
"Yeah, they are all with me as well." Harry said pointing out Tom, Lucius, Draco, Narissa, and Professor McGonagall.
"What can I get you?" Henry asked the others.
"Can I have a double scoop of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough?" Draco asked softly.
"Sure kid. Do you want it on a cone, or in a bowl?"
"Bowl please." Draco answered nervously.
"I would like a banana split with vanilla ice cream." Tom stated.
"Anything else you want on that?"
"Fudge drizzle, Oreo sprinkles, and walnuts."
"And for you Ladies?" Henry asked.
"Chocolate double scoop in a bowl." McGonagall said.
"Strawberry and Vanilla in a bowl." Narissa answered timidly.
"And for you good sir?"
"I will have the Cookies-n-Cream double scoop, in a bowl as well." Lucius answered promptly.
"Okay, the total of today's treat is 60 pounds." Henry stated. Harry shrugged and pulled out some of the money he had left over from his yearly Muggle money change over.
"You gave me 100 pounds, I don't need the-"
"Keep the change." Harry answered gathering his cone and walking out with everyone else as well. "Now shall we continue our shopping spree?" Harry asked. "We never did get our potion's ingredients." He informed his friends.
"Sounds good to me." Ron said. Hermione nodded.
"Thanks for the ice cream." Draco said, with everyone else nodding. Harry just waved the thanks away. They reentered Diagon Alley and went back to the Apothecary for their ingredients.
On the way Tom pulled Harry aside and handed him a box.
"What is this for?"
"Open it and you will sssee." Was the only answer he got. Harry opened the box and noticed it was a wedding band.
"Thank you, Tom it is lovely." Harry stated in admiration of the jewelry in his hand.
"Jussst ssso you know we don't have to sssleep together until you are healed and ready for it." Tom informed him. "I don't want to hurt you anymore than I already have."
"..." Harry looked astonished at Tom's statement and pulled the Dark Lord into a big hug.
"Harry?" Neville Longbottom asked walking up to the boy-who-lived. "Who are you hugging?"