I'm glad to have at least 1 fan: Sonicmario! He favorited ME as a favorite author! YAY! So, i'ma dedicate this episode to him! How do ya like THAT? He gave me a list of characters that I could use, so I will. YAY AGAIN. Oh, and bananas will die. Just a fair warning.


Calvin An' Hobbes: Not Really A TV Series - Episode 4: The WHAT?!

The episode opens with a shot of Calvin's yard. Hobbes was sipping on the porch, sitting a piña colada (lolwut), and Calvin was getting the mail. It was a fine day, no clouds, blah blah, repeat of scenery for last part of previous episode, blah blah. Moe is alive again, though. Don't ask me how, I don't know.

"Hey, Hobbes!"

"Yeah, Calvin?"

"Come and check this out!"

"Is it another postcard from one of our enemies?"

"No, Hobbes, it's a letter from our dear fan Sonicmario!"

Hobbes whizzed over. He

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um, well, you see, there was a slight technical difficulty here. You see, (,ees uoY), the author lost interest in this pseudo-television series right after the word "He". He hasn't forgotten about this, and has decided to continue the series for god-knows-how long. (A/N: most of that time will probably be spent navigating this site's curmudgeonly story uploader).

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looked Calvin in the eye, and said:

"Don't you think that we're a little bit confusing to follow?"

"FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!" Calvin replahd

"You are proving my point!" Hobbes replied

"Hey, where are the periods at the end of our sentences?" Calvin inquired

"I believe they were stolen by the two ellipses up there. See them?" Hobbes repliedeilper

"Calvin! Time for lunch!" Mom said

Calvin and Hobbes went to lunch and had the most inappropriately-worded and BORINGEST lunch EVAR

"Mom, where are the periods?" Calvin asked his mother.

"Why, they're right there at the end of your sentences! Why would you think they had disappeared?" Mom repddddeil!!!!!!!!!1111

"Aliens! Aliens from other C&H TV series'!" Clavin be gone to done replahasdhasjhgsask

On any note, the rest of the half-hour went unsurprisingly normal, when Dad came home early from work.

"Hi Dad!" Calvin said with glee as he hugged his father.

"Hi, Calvin!" Dad hugged him back.

"So, how'd your big case go today?"

"Oh, it went very good! SpongeBob SquarePants got a life sentence!"

"Dad! You cruel fiend! MOOOOOOM!"

"DEAR!"

As Dad got the life whipped out of him in the torture room in the basement downstairs, Calvin got a visit from Captain Redundant, and his friend, Captain Underpants and the Plot Crew, which consisted of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, Bugs Bunny, Garfield, Tom Cruise, Captain Underpants, and Sir Run-On-Sentences, and the leader of that company happened to be this series' inscrutable and only fan, Sonicmario.

Calvin greeted them: "Hey guys! What's up?"

The Plot Crew didn't move a muscle.

Popeye married Olive Oyl, and the Seven Seas parted as Moses VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII parted them yet again, as the PC didn't move. The Doom Printer died, and incidentally hallmarked one of the first cases of continuity in this outstanding, award-winning televisione programme. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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The Plot Crew (and Captain Redundant) exited Stage Left, as they had done their job: putting a semblance of plot and continuity (somewhat) in this random mass of a FANFICTION ON ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB ON THE INTERNEToissssssssssssssssssssdjkisadfj

Long paragraphs interrupted by almost no text.

"NEW YORK CITY ABABABABBAAABABAABAY!" Hobbes incidentally, and accidentally, ruptured his spleen!

The author apologizes for having all this crappy randomness in lieu of actually good jokes. His friends haet him for it. He also lives of Nestea. HeHishehishisheHisHeHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiii

"Smokin' Tacos, will you STOP making shitty (GASPY GASP SWEAR WURDD) stories full of literally random crap?!" Mom berated the author.

You DO realize the power I have, right? Certainly much more than ruling over the life of a small, imaginative child and stifling him for all he's worth!

"Young man, you shall NOT speak to me like that again! And as for these "power-

THE END

I apologize for not writing as much as I used to (even though I only have 3 other episodes to draw from). I guess the juice is draining! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111