Kojo: HI! Everyone what's up! Anyways even though this fanfic totally and completely sucks ass I'm still going to keep posting! Why? Because I have nothing better to do!

Goku: What detearme-ination

Kojo:gives Goku a cookie

Goyjo: It's determination you idiot! Not detearme-nation!

Kojo: sigh Why me?

'Al just left! He left me with….him.'

'Thank you Al, now here is my chance.' Ed looked devastated while the other looked happy? No, smug. "You know FullMetal it might be a good idea to put on something before we take a car to my house." Roy then took off his jacket and threw it at the blonde. Ed just scowled hoping to hide his blush as he quickly put on the jacket. "Quickly," Roy rushed out of the room and walked outside hiding from everyone they came across.

The car ride was slow, quiet, and tense, Ed couldn't have been happier when the car stopped in front of a huge mansion. "Sleep wherever you want and you can take a shower or eat if you feel like it." With that said Roy walked upstairs, Ed mumbled something along the lines of jerk and stumbled upstairs looking for the bathroom.

Roy sat on his bed when he heard the shower turn on. He sighed and suddenly the thought of a very naked and wet Edward entered his mind. ' No damn it Roy if you lose control your going to blow it.' (ok the bold is Roy's like confident side)

' God damn it you stupid idiot, go! He's practically begging you to go and fuck him!' A dark blush crept up along Roy's face. 'Wha-what! Don't be stupid!'

' Don't call me stupid, you're the stupid one'

' Just shut up….' Suddenly Ed walked into the room, with only a towel around his waist, his hair down, and still wet… "Um , I need some clothes."

"Oh right sorry." Roy stood up and went through some drawers, he took out the smallest shirt and pant he had and threw them at the blonde. " Here try those, they're the smallest I have."

"I AM NOT SHORT! I HAVE GROWN SOME YOU KNOW!" The blonde walked up to Roy and stood in front of him, the top of his head reaching to about Roy's eyes. " See I grew, we're almost eye level."

" Yeah , you may have grown but you're still shorter than me." Edward's eyes widened as did Roy's smirk before he bent down a little bit and whispered, "Now we're eye level."

"What? You're suchamphfmphf"

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Kojo: hm maybe I should end it here ….but I hate it when people end chappies like this so I guess I will continue!

Goku: YATTA!

Goyjo: SHUT UP YOU STUPID MONKEY!

Kojo: grabs Sanzo and Hakkai Help me

Sanzo: grabs Goku and starts to drag him away

Goku: HEY ! what are you doing?

Sanzo: punishing you!

Goyjo: oooo kinky!

Hakkai: '

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'Oh my god! He…..he is KISSING me! Stupid fucker how the hell did he find out! Probably gonna make fun of me.' Roy then pulled away and start to stand up , of course until that was until Ed pulled him back down and liplocked with him. ' Ha stupid bastard, does he really think he can get away?' Roy pulled away quickly, "Edward I-"

"Why do you look so scared, bet you didn't expect your little mission of embarrassing me to turn on you." The older one's eyes widened, " E-ed why would you think that! Why can't it be that I love you!"

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Kojo:tempted to stop here

Kakashi: Don't even think about it glares

Iruka: Now now Kakashi-sensei

Kakashi: Ruka what did I tell you about being too formal grabs Iruka and starts groping him

Naruto: KAKASHI! TAKE YOUR HANDS AND MOUTH! YES I DO SEE YOU SUCKING HIS NECK! OFF POOR IRUKA!

Sasuke: chuckles you should be more concerned about yourself grabs naruto and takes him somewhere

Naruto: moaning

Kaka & Iru: OO!

Kojo: nosebleed um lets continue shall we

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"Wha?"

" I love you Edward."

" B-but you cant, you're a womanizer, and what about the mini-skirt thing!"

" Ed you of all people should know what a cover is." Roy started to walk away, "From your reaction I can tell you don't love me back. Good night." 'SHIT! Wat to do, what to do , what to do.' Ed thought frantically when he heard a door shut. Ed lay in the guest bedroom staring at the ceiling, suddenly he shot up like a bullet. 'HOLY FUCK! That's it!' First he had to relax before he could really think this through. "Ha! Easy I got it!'

Edward had ruffled his hair to give him the rough look, untied his pants so they sagged slightly, and he unbuttoned his shirt. 'Time to move into action' Slowly he walked to Roy's bedroom.