Tale of Under
An Undertale Fanfiction
All Credit for Canon Undertale Characters go to Toby Fox and Co.
All Credit for Gravity Falls Canon characters go to Alex Hirsch
Chapter 1
Monsters? Eh its Gravity Falls, so who cares?
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*Continue!
*With Papyrus
The cast of Undertale all sit down at Toriel's home, worrying over Papyrus.
"Sans, you saw Papyrus last, aren't you worried what happened to him?" Frisk asks Sans with a haggard face.
"eh, my big bro is tough, so i am not worrying"
"No matter what you seem to think Sans, we must make sure that Papyrus is ok, after all I doubt people will be thrilled that a walking talking skeleton is amongst them" Asgore informed the stumpy skeleton with a diplomatic tone.
"i'm sure Paps won't get in a skele-ton of trouble" Sans replies with a wink.
Everyone sighs, except for Toriel and Frisk who chuckle at the horrible pun.
"SANS, STOP WITH THE PUNS!"
"Thank you Papyrus, now on to business-" Asgore began.
"PAPYRUS!" everyone but Sans yells when they see the cool skeleton at the doorway of the cozy home.
"I SEE THAT YOU ALL HAVE MISSED THE GREAT PAPYRUS!"
Frisk, Undyne, and Alphys run over and hug the skeleton, toppling him over.
"PERSONAL SPACE!" Papyrus cries out while being smothered by hugs.
"Where were you Papyrus?" Asgore asks once everyone has disconnected form the hug
"I WAS IN PRISON!"
"Wait what, why?!" Toriel asked
"I USED MY AMAZING KNOWLEDGE ON HUMANS TO DEDUCE THAT YOU MUST USE HORRIBLY DANGEROUS PUZZLES ON THEM AND THEN FIGHT THEM AND THEN THREATEN TO CAPTURE THEM AND SEND THEM TO IMMINENT DOOM!"
Everyone face palms, except Undyne who nods her head.
"So how did you get out?" Frisk asks curiously.
"SIMPLY!" Papyrus replies smugly, "I WAS PART OF A JAILBREAK ALONG WITH A SMALL CHILD AND TWO WRINKLY HUMANS!"
"Papyrus!" Toriel scolded, "You can't just escape from prison it is probably against the law!"
"THAT IS NOT WHAT THE WRINKLY HUMAN SAID!" Papyrus argued, "HE SAYS THAT THE DYNAMITE LET US GO FREE!"
"Dynamite is an i-inanimate object Papyrus" Alphys stutters slightly.
"OH, WELL THEN!" Papyrus said with a wave of his hand, "THE PAST IS THE PAST AND SPAGHETTI IS SPAGHETTI!"
A snoring sound echoes through the room, and as everyone turns to see Sans asleep while drinking ketchup.
"OH NO!" Papyrus yells out, "SANS HAS RETURNED TO HIS STATE OF BEING A KETCHUPAHOLIC!"
"A what?" Asgore asks confoundedly.
"HE DRINKS TOO MUCH KETCHUP!"
"I might be out of touch with my subjects fads, but isn't ketchup something you put on food to make it tastier?" Asgore asks still confused.
"THAT IS WHAT I TELL SANS, BUT HE JUST STARTS LAUGHING AT ME"
"So how did t-the humans r-react to you Papyrus" Alphys asked shyly.
"OH, THEY JUST WAVED ME OFF AND TOLD ME STRANGER THINGS THAN LIVING SKELETONS HAVE HAPPENED!"
"Really?" Asgore asked with shining eyes.
"YUP!" Papyrus nodded his head, "ALSO I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY POKER! I THINK!"
"really bro, you could never figure out the rules back at snowdin" Sans said lazily, apparently waking up from his power nap.
"WHEN YOU SELL PEOPLE FAKE ITEMS MAKE SURE YOU USE A FAKE NAME AND IDENTITY AND THEN CROSS STATE BORDERS BEFORE PEOPLE REALIZE THEY HAVE BEEN CONNED!" Papyrus said, "THAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF POKER YES?"
"no Paps, that is the first rule of con artist"
"YOU SAY POTATO I SAY…SPAGHETTI!"
"I LIKE THE SPIRT THERE PAPYRUS!" Undyne yells grabbing Papyrus and throwing him into the air, causing him to go through the roof.
Everyone stares at Undyne.
"What?"
"…"
"Oh, Paps will be fine, he survived a cooking lesson with me so…"
Papyrus comes back down making a matching hole next to his exit hole as he flips and lands perfectly on the floor upon landing.
"TADA!"
Frisk applauds the landing.
Sans hold up a board that says 10/10
"THANK YOU BROTHER!" Papyrus says with a grin.
Sans looks at the board and adds a few adjustments.
*The sign now says .10/1000
"CURSES!"
"don't worry bro next time you will land with a 1000/1000" Sans says with a goofy grin.
"REALLY? THANK-"Papyrus begins
Papyrus then stares at Sans with a dark expression on his face.
"SANS…"
"yeah bro?"
"WAS THAT A…PUN?
"yup"
"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS-" Papyrus begins before stopping
"pun-ishment?" Sans finishes
"I HATE THIS SO MUCH!"
"As much as we all enjoy Papyrus' suffering can we get on to some more important questions?" Undyne asks slamming a spear through the table.
"UNDYNE!" Toriel scolds the fish champion, "I already have two holes in my roof and now a broken table, did Asgore forget to teach you common decency along with human eradication protocols?"
Both Undyne and Asgore turn a bit red at this statement.
"Anyways, Papyrus, do you think we could meet these humans you escaped with?" Frisks asks.
"I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!" Papyrus exclaims running out the door, "LET US GO TO THE SHACK OF MYSTERIES, NYEH HE HE HE HE HE!"
He re-enters the house for one second and says,
"HEH" and then runs back out.
Everyone sits still for a moment.
"WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?" Undyne yells summoning a spear and stabbing it into the ground and catapulting off it with Alphys in her arms.
"UNDYNE!" Alphys says as they are launched through the house, making another hole in Toriel's home.
Toriel sighs as she looks at the damaged sustained to her home in a matter of minutes.
Soon everyone else follows along, Frisk and Sans trudging along in the back.
*With the Pines Family
Dipper and Mabel sat downstairs eating breakfast while Stanford and Stanley argued like usual.
"What are you so worried about you geek?" Stanley asks with a laugh, "That a whole army of those silly skeletons come and try to kill us HA!"
"Those monster could become a real threat!" Ford argues.
"Yeah sure, and Mabel can become a serial killer!" Grunkle Stan laughs while pointing at Mabel who was hugging Waddles.
"Take this seriously Stanley!" Ford growls.
"Take it DOWN a notch Ford!" Stan growls taking out his brass knuckles.
"Calm down!" Dipper interrupts, "Lets deal with the monster thing later, first and foremost let us find Soos!"
"Oh yeah…kinda forgot about him" Stan laughed
"Uh, same here" Ford said shyly.
*Soos
"Hey dudes, where did you guys go!" Soos yells into the dark.
"Soos, Soos the Handyman, Soos the Mystery Shack owner!" a voice parades.
"Hey, whose there?" Soos questions into the darkness.
"Don't you remember an old friend?" asks a single eye floating in the darkness.
"Wait are you my brain!" Soos gasps, "I thought you stopped talking to me when I called you dumb!"
"NO!" the eye growled, "Its me, BILL CIPHER THE MIND DEMON!"
"Oh you're the old Dorito right?"
"WHAT NO!"
"I think you would be more appealing to people if you had some nacho dip or something" Soos tells the floating triangle, "Maybe some salsa too."
"WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC!" Bill yells turning demonic and three dimension for a second.
"Oh yeah dude, what do you want "
Bill massages his forehead.
"I want to make a deal" the floating triangle grins, stretching out his hand.
"Sorry, after I joined that Ponzi Scam I stopped accepting deals, also Mystery Shack Rule Number 1: NO DEALS!" Soos said pulling out a handbook.
"COME ON!" Bill fell down in front of the handyman, "I'M BEGGING YOU HERE!"
"Why?"
"I AM SO WEAK!" Bill explained, "I KNOW WHAT IS COMING FOR YOUR WORLD, UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS, DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! SHADOWS OF ANOTHER WORLD, EVIL FROM BEYOND SPACE AND TIME! AN ANCIENT FORCE OF DARKNESS SEAKING VENGEANCE, THE ANGEL OF DEATH! YOUR DEATHS, EVERYONE YOU LOVE BURNING TO THEIR DEATHS WHILE THEIR FLESH MELTS OFF AND-"
"Sorry dude, but I don't know what you are talking about so how about you go and get some nacho dip and then we can talk."
Bill's eye twitched and he began to scream,
"REMEMBER I WARNED YOU SOOS!" Bill yelled, "REMEMBER REALITY IS A GAME, SAVE POINTS ARE TIME MANIPULATION, LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THYSELVES TO FIND YOUR TRUE ENEMIES! THE ANGEL IS COMING! BEWARE THE MAN FROM THE OTHERWORLD! BEWARE THE MAN THAT TALKS IN HANDS! BEWARE THE POWER OF LOVE!"
The yellow triangle blinked out of existence.
Soos found himself in the middle of the woods.
He looks at a deer.
"Hey deer dude, you know how I got here?"
*Back with the Pines
"Don't worry kids, Soos is a…grown-ish man" Stan comforts the twins, "He will probably be fine as long as he doesn't con anyone or join the Bratva"
"Huh?" Dipper and Mabel ask
"NOTHING!"
Soos walks in.
"SOOS!" the twins yell.
"OINK!" Waddles squeals eating a shoe.
"Where were you!" Dipper asked.
"Out and about dudes" Soos replied with a shrug, to be sure he didn't even know what happened.
*The Mysterious Dorito fills you with…HUNGER!
Soos walked to the fridge to eat, he was suddenly FAMISHED!