"She is busy, she is on the date, back of," snap Nosaru. Gokudera just stared in horror, not knowing what to do.

"What? What do you want?!" Nosaru started to sounds lost.

"Stop laughing so stupid! What the hell is wrong with you?" Yes, at least now he knows who is calling. This can be a problem.

"Give - me - back - my - fucking - phone," hissed Gokudera, deadly stare on his date, but Nosaru did not seem to notice.

"Who is crying? Kids?" he asked faintly.

"Yours kids? Hungry? Oh. Okey. I will tell her. No, no problem."

Nosaru handed phone to Gokudera, looking like kid, who found out about Santa not being real.

"He said, I should tell you, that yours kids are crying, because they are hungry, and you should go home, but then he said he will take care of it for now, so you can enjoy the date. I don't understand."

Gokudera was now sure to kill the baseball shit in the moment he will see him. He could get him out of it, but nooo. He will take care, enjoy your date... Now he is supposed to act like some bloody teen mom?! His yeas get shiny with rage.

Nosaru panicked. The sweet girl looked like to start cry every moment, easy all shiny, lips contorted lips. Maybe he was new in this romance area, but even knows that making girl cry is not a good first step. And what kind of obstacle are children in the way of true love?

"Don't look so sad, you don't have to explain anything. I.. I apologize for picking the phone."

Gokudera was left in shock one time more. 'What he fucks is going on...'

In the end, he decides just to smile, hoping he is not looking as ironical as he is feeling, and time by time blinking.

"Hej, kid! I think Gokudera has got into some trouble. I called him, because Lambo was making a ruckus, but some boy answered it. He babbled something about about date?"

Reborn sip his tea, sharp look from his hat flew around Yamamoto, piercing him in the end.

"He will manage," he said stoically.

"I am going after him." Yamamoto's all appearance changed, like in a hard battle. He was sharper, colder, and more dangerous.

"I still don't agree, Yamamoto, but if you are going out, you have to go in guise, you don't know what is going on," objected Reborn still in calm voice.

"Get it."

Awkward silence was interrupted by Gamma, followed with waitress. Gokudera finally got his hands on his coffee, world is not so bad place actually.

"And here, I allowed myself to get you this strawberry cake. One-of the house." Gamma was so polite, that it physically hurts. Gokudera was not sure; he will be able to ever fight this man seriously ever again.

"Hm, thank you, than," said Gokudera while sipping his coffee. Gamma's jerked his eyebrows, this girl was so uncute and hard to please, not very good first try, heh.

"So, what were you talking about?" tried again. Nosaru widened his eyes, trying to send a telepathic message to his big bro.

"Well, we were discussing Nosaru's achievements in activity with he spend the most time, and where he got his injures, it was interesting," said Gokudera cruelly, enjoying the panicked and confused look on Gamma's face.

"Nosaru, can you explain...," started Gamma angrily, when Nosaru interrupted him frantically: "Baseball, we are talking about baseball!"

Gamma just stared, Gokudera smiling innocently.

"Nosaru was telling me, you are the one, who is teaching him the rules, so that is the reason why some of it are still little unclear to him," continue Gokudera, prepared to torture with this topic Gamma as well, quickly eat his fucking delicious cake, and disappear.

"That is true, but we don't want to bore you with that. Tell me, what are you studying?"

Gokudera swear in the spirit. Gamma is not going to fell for it, shit. Maybe teen mom card is not so bad in the end...

"I studied Conservatory, piano, but then I got myself pregnant and now I live with my sister and her boyfriend. They are a big, big help. If you don't mind, I don't want to talk about this anymore."

"That is... ok. Sorry for asking," said Gamma, all dumbfounded. Gokudera soul was grinning with gleefully joy.

Yamamoto down the street, long skirt slapping his sides. People were turning for the dangerously looking girl, unusually high and with such a manly walk.

"Don't look at her, she is probably a in girls gang. Better not make her angry," sounded in street in whispering."

Takeshi wasn't paying any attention to them; he was searching for a tearoom, where his friend is, probably in danger. He knew where to go, because Giannini traced the mobile signal.

"Just wait for me."

Yamamoto stormed inside just to stay stunned by sight of Gokudera beleaguered by enemies, mainly Gamma!

He was out of his mind, when he got their table, grabbed Gokudera and pull his on his feet.

"Say goodbye to your knew friend, we are leaving, now," ice colder than cold.

Gokudera just blinked: "What are you doing, you...!" Then he stopped, partly by Takeshi's sharp look, partly by realizing what the fuck is Yamamoto wearing, he would have laugh so hard, not to be for Takeshi's dark aura. And, what is even more immortally, no need to give Gamma and Nosaru more hints, right?

"All right..," and he leaned to Nosaru, kissed him tender on the cheek.

"Thanks for your help," he cried out, being already pulled out by Yamamoto, who were already having all of his bags.

"What the fuck was that?" Asked Gamma disbelief.

"I have no idea, but she kissed me," replied Nosaru dreamily.

"Maybe it was her sister?" tried Gamma once more.

"No way that ugly bitch was her sister," continue Nosaru, still little blushed.

"If you like cakes so much, I can make you one! Or do you have to eat it with enemy, to be happy?!"

"Shut up, you freak! Let me go idiot!"

"No! Why would you did it?! Why did you kissed him?" asked Yamamoto in dark voice, as he drags Hayato to the base.

"...I was just putting a bedbug on him," grinned Gokudera.

Yamamoto stopped, all happy and unhappy in the same time.

"Gokudera, you know, when you was out, Varia gave us a call. We already know where their base is."

"Whaaaaat?!"

Some time later

Gamma was still feeling little unsure about what have happened. We can say, Nosaru is going throw first love, what more, an unhappy one. But why does he think about it so much? Why is the girl so familiar to him?!

He sits to his computer, and started going throw folders. He just needed give it a try. So, what was her name? Lavina. She played piano and has a child.

He founded something, but he refuse to believe. There was undeniable resemblance, but this woman was way older. And death.

He started to read the file. A few minutes later, base shaked with a mighty roar:

"Whaaaaat?!"

Hello :)

I hope you liked the story. It is just a little joke, but I was having fun writing this.

If you were so bravery and read it all the way to this, please, let me know you opinion.

So, take care, Vongola kids :)