Ita x Dei

Author Note; This chapter is going to be short because I want to develop the relationship. It sounds very...Adorable!

Dedicated to; XxRaven Uchiha666xX

Reason for dedication; Guessed the song right. And was my first reviewer.

Type; Hurt/Comfort

Review recieved for 'If You Truely Love Someone, Let Them Go'; 'What Hurts The Most' by Rascal Flatts! I actually like that song a lot, it's very sad...Nice story. Wouldn't really pair Itachi with his own mother though, it's very...Disturbing. Like the way it was written though, very nice!

Reply to that; Thanks!

Warnings; Hint at Yaoi, hence, Ita x Dei. Fluffyness at the requester's orders. - Also, Itachi will be vulnerable in this chapter, OOCness even. Like a lost child. -; Bare with me.

XxRaven Uchiha666xX's Idea/Summary; Something happens to Kisame and Sasori and Deidara and Itachi have to go help their partners. They have to team up with each other and get to know each other(for better or worse) and things lead to other things. Other things consisting of a depressed Itachi and a curious Deidara. Itachi's depression rests with the clan after seeing Sasuke again.

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A/N; Sorry for the very long delay

An Unexpected Romance

Itachi rolled over in bed, eyes still closed, giving an unvoluntary whine when he didn't feel the warmth that was Deidara. Slowly, he blinked a few times and sat up to see said blond sitting on his desk, legs folded up indian style, flipping through a book with a small smile on his face. He let his eyes wander up when he caught movement across the room from him and lifted his head with a smile, tilting his head. "Morning, sleepy head. Pein-sama said that when you woke up, he wanted to speak with you. Said it was about an important up-coming mission. He's already talked to Sasori-danna, Kisame-fishie-kun and I, un." Itachi groaned as he ran his fingers through his messy bangs.

Pushing himself out of bed, he grabbed his brush while pulling his hair from it's ponytail, brushing out any knots that may have formed while he slept, pulling it back once more. He slipped on his shirt and grabbed his cloak, walking from the room and down the hall. All the while Deidara had watched him with a longing stare. Once Itachi had walked from the room, Deidara jumped off the desk and put the book back in the desk, following after Itachi.

While Itachi stood in Pein's office, Deidara waited with his back against the wall, listening to Kisame and Sasori talk about the mission before they fell silent and turned dirty looks towards him. Deidara blinked and tilted his head. "What, un?"

"Why were you in Itachi's room again?" Kisame asked, pushing himself up.

"He was screaming so I went to check on him, un. I fell asleep there."

"Why don't I believe that?"

"Believe what you will, but he's not lying." Itachi's agrivated voice sounded as he slammed the door shut to Pein's office, walking down the hall past them all, his head down, a dark aura around him. Kisame jumped, Sasori fell silent in caution and Deidara tensed up a bit before pushing himself off the wall, chasing after Itachi, who had sooner rounded a corner. A hand grabbed his wrist and caused him to spin to catch the site of their leader.

"Leave him alone for a while. He needs time to cool off." He said before disappearing himself. Kisame and Sasori pushed themselves up from the floor and Sasori took hold of Deidara's arm with smirks plastered on their faces.

"Hey, wait...What are you doing, un?"

"Let's go get ready for that mission." He said, pulling Deidara off. Kisame started on his way towards Itachi's room, arms folded across his chest. Itachi looked up from packing a bag for the mission when he heard his door click shut behind someone, that someone being Kisame.

"Itachi..."

"Yeah?"

"You and Deidara?"

"There's nothing there." Itachi lied as he went back to packing his bag. "Don't let such trivial things bother you anyway. We're S-ranked missing nin, or criminals. However you wanna put it. Small things like love is something we shouldn't let cloud our minds." Kisame nodded and started over towards Itachi. Itachi's eyes narrowed and he snapped around, drawing a kunai, but it was too late. The shark like man was glaring down at Itachi as he pinned him to the bed. "I'm warning you, Kisame, you don't want to do what you're thinking about."

"You're mine, Itachi." Said raven haired boy started to panic, something he rarely did.

Deidara jumped when he heard a screamand looked over to Sasori after shoving the last thing in his bag. "Sasori-danna?"

"Hm?"

"Did you hear tha..." He was cut off when he heard it again and he stood, walking out into the hall. Sasori tilted his head and flinched when he heard it this time. Deidara's eye narrowed and he shot a glare back at Sasori before taking off down the hall. Sure enough, the echoes of the scream were coming from Itachi's room. He could hear fighting...Panting... Itachi?

"GET THE FUCK OFF!" He heard Itachi yell and kicked the door open. Kisame froze up and Deidara's eye widened before narrowing. Itachi took this as his chance and shoved Kisame off of him, grabbing his katana on the way down off the bed with the shark, pressing the sharpened blade up to his throat. Deidara saw nothing but dead fear in the Uchiha's eyes. No hate, no despise. Fear. Kisame's eyes widened. A good minute later, Deidara had Itachi pulled off of Kisame and was in the process of beating the shit out of him while Itachi sat back, breathing hard, cloak wrapped tightly around his shoulders. The only clothing that remained on his fragile body was his boxers and said cloak.

He had almost been raped by his partner in crime, the person Pein had paired him with, the one person he thought he could trust in the beginning. It didn't take long until Sasori and Hidan were attempting to pull Deidara off Kisame while Tobi was sitting at Itachi's side, trying to get his attention. All of them jumped and turned to Itachi when he screamed and fainted, falling into Tobi's arms. Deidara growled and turned back to Kisame, throwing one last punch before he was dragged off of the man. "No, un! Le' go! He hurt Itachi-sama, un!" Deidara snapped, trying to get free.

Hours later, Itachi sat up slowly, groaning as he reached for his head, feeling a really bad headache forming. Fuck, what happened? The last thing I remember...Was... He shook his head lightly and jumped when he heard a soft voice to his left. "Oh, so you're awake, 'Tachi-kun. How are you feeling?" It was Konan. Where was Deidara?

"My head hurts..." Itachi groaned, wincing at the sound of his voice. Konan let out a small sigh and walked over to the bed, handing him a glass of water and something for his headache.

"Deidara did a number on Kisame. He'll be here to check on you when Pein's done yelling at both of them." She whispered, gently brushing his bangs from his face before pushing back on his shoulders. Itachi willingly complied and laid back, closing his eyes and putting an arm over them. Konan smiled a bit and started to play with his hair. She had learned when Itachi first joined that his hair was his weakness. Er, lemme refraise that. Itachi couldn't stay awake more than five minutes with someone playing with his hair. Before she knew it, sure enough, Itachi was sleeping again.

Shortly after, Deidara walked back in, growling in the back of his throat until he saw Itachi sleeping peacefully, Konan at his side. She glanced back with a small smile and stood. "You have such an affect on him, Deidara. So surprising, with someone like Itachi. So mentally unstable."

"Don't talk about him like that, un." Deidara muttered, shifting his weight and folding his arms. Konan closed her eyes and tilted her head a bit with a small smile.

"Right, right. Gomen nesai." She said, folding her arms in front of her. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get going." Konan spoke, taking her leave. Deidara watched her before moving over to Itachi's side, playing with his bangs now.

"Damn that Kisame-teme, un. I'll make him pay for hurting you, un." He muttered, moving to lay down on the bed with Itachi, wrapping his arms around him, pulling him into a hug. Itachi's sleeping form welcomes the warmth and moved closer to it, curling up in a ball as he continued to sleep. Deidara couldn't help but smile and start to play with his hair.

Itachi only slept for a few short hours longer before waking up and groaning once more. He shifted a bit and opened his eyes to the site of Deidara, a small smile formed before fading just as quickly as it came. He tugged on the blond's hair and Deidara murred. "Five minutes, un..."

"Deidara." Itachi's cool voice sounded, waking Deidara up fully. Deidara smiled a bit and sat up, moving so he faced Itachi with one leg hanging off the bed, the other folded indian style.

"Sleep well, un?" Itachi nodded and sat up, running his fingers through his bangs. "Good, un." Deidara smirked and leaned forward on his hands. "Kisame's banned, un." Itachi looked up and shivered a bit, mentally sighing in relief. "Pein-sama said that Zetsu would be taking care of him soon, un." He said with a snicker, sitting back again. Itachi didn't get it. Deidara was being way over protective of him. It was a little weird, even with the ammount of time they had spent together. Even after Itachi had shown weakness in front of the blond. It didn't make sense to him. He didn't know why he felt this way. Yeah, he admitted he loved Deidara the night before, but...But this isn't right. I can't. What the hell is going on with me? Itachi thought to himself, staring at the blond in front of him.

Deidara tilted his head and Itachi shook his own, indicating it was nothing. "Pein-sama said you can get up whenever you want, un." Deidara said, pushing himself up. "I need to take a shower, to wash his blood off my skin, un." Itachi nodded and stretched his arms over his head. Yeah...Deidara's too protective. I could have handled it on my own. Itachi thought, closing his eyes and slouching. Habit of his after stretching. He looked up when he felt eyes on him and murred.

"Stop staring, Deidara." Deidara smirked and turned to walk out. A few minutes later, Itachi got up and started for his room, swearing to himself. Yeah, he was wearing pants, but he wanted his cloak. He shrugged and folded his arms across his chest as he walked, finding the place rather cold.

Later that night, Itachi was sitting in the caffeteria with Konan and Tobi, listening to the two talk. "Tobi is a good boy!" Was all Itachi caught before hearing Tobi stand up and leap across the table to hug Konan. She giggled and patted his head. The motherly woman of the group.

"Ack! Tobi! Come on! Let go!" She protested, trying to get free of his hug. At that moment, Deidara walked in and laughed at the two while taking a seat next to Itachi, nudging him.

"Hey, haven't you ate yet, un?" Itachi blinked and shook his head.

"Not really that hungry..."

"When is he ever, sempai?" Tobi asked, now letting go of Konan. Itachi threw a paper wad at his head and stood.

"I'm going to bed."

"But it's early." Konan protested. Itachi shrugged and walked out. Deidara murred and stood, following him.

Once in Itachi's room, Itachi turned to Deidara and shut his door, pinning the blond against the wall, claiming his lips with his own. Deidara's eyes widened a fraction before he smirked inwardly and let them slide closed, wrapping his arms around Itachi's shoulders, giving into the kiss imediately. Itachi took this as a good sign and deepened the kiss, moving his hands up to undo the blond's cloak. Deidara didn't protest, but started to return the favor.

Ten minutes later, Itachi was laying between Deidara's legs, his hand on the blond's thigh, leaving marks along his collar bone. Deidara moaned a bit before he growled in the back of his throat. "Dammit, Itachi, why are we waiting, un? We both want this." He growled out, causing Itachi to lift his head and smirk down at him.

"You shouldn't be in a rush, Dei." He said, moving his hand up more and squeazing the blond's thigh, causing him to moan. This was what Itachi wanted, he decided then.

TBC

Okay, there we go. Meh. Damn. I'm still in a rut, but I had forced myself to do this. As for that one for-sure fic. Something about Snow. I don't think I'll be doing that now. Meh...x.x Too much shit to catch up on. We'll see when I'm caught up. My deepest apologies XxRavenUchiha666xX for this over delayed update. Heh, hope you're still gonna read. ;