So...I have to say, first off, thank you to all the h00rs over on Twitter and Tumblr who have been pimping out COUP like there's no tomorrow. They even prompted me to give our delicious Rod his own Twitter account COUPward where teasers are posted, questions can be asked, and dirty comments are made. Stop by, add him to your list, and stay and play. I'm also on Twitter smmiskimen.
Second, Steph, whomever you are, thank you for recommending me to the fictionators for the pwnd of the week! I was amazed.
Third, I'm up for 3 Golden Lemon Awards (www(.)goldenlemonawards(.)com - Best Use of Music - Edward Cullen's 12 Days of Christmas, Biggest Disappointment in Bed - Sex Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away, and Pairing That Made Your Jaw Drop - Sex Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away) and 3 Shimmer Awards (http:/www(.)kwiksurveys(.)com/online-survey(.)php?surveyID=IJHOGK_f086411a - Cliffhanger Award/Best Angst - Stockholm Syndrome, Feather Award/Best Fluff - Edward Cullen's 12 Days of Christmas, and Quickie Award/Best Oneshot - They Think I'm Dead. Also the banner for my story Stockholm Syndrome is up for the Painters Award) With the Shimmer Awards, the survey has each category twice, just so you know.
And finally (I'm so sorry for this long as hell author's note lol), I entered the Pick Your Own Adventure Contest! It's anonymous so only me and my beta know which story is mine. http:/www(.)fanfiction(.)net/u/2663512/ Go check them out and I hope you like the three that are up so far, mine's one of them.
Ok, done now except to thank preciousfairymom80 for her fuckawesome beta skills, the h00rs over at The Cold Shower http:/thecoldshower(.)wordpress(.)com who have dubbed COUP as the official TCS fanfic (GO THERE FOR AWESOME ROB PORN!). And Bleriana, this chapter is dedicated to you bb! I FLUV YOU!
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters but I totally own the plot and pov!
The COUP Chapter 4 – Popping the Cherry
We woke up the next day, after Hot Puss's torturous noises from the night before, and got dressed for work. As we were heading out, Crystal, Edward's agent, called to say she was meeting him at the studio. There was apparently a deal that involved Edward that she wanted to talk to him about. We headed out and arrived at the studio after a quick stop at the coffee shop in hopes of seeing Hot Puss on the way, no such luck.
When we got inside, Crystal was waiting for us and ushered us into an office with the Volturi brothers, Marcus, Caius, and Aro. They owned and operated Volturi Videos and were from some small town in Italy, hence the odd names.
I sat snug in my pouch, sleepy still, while Edward discussed the new venture with everyone. I woke up when I heard mention of the Cherry Popping series. I'd always wanted to work in those series, but Edward and I were too big for the lower selling titles. Our fans wanted us in the spotlight.
However, there was apparently a chick that had specifically requested to work with me, well us, and she was offering her cherry, perfectly ripe for the popping. All she asked was that it was Rod that did it. Well, she really asked for Edward, but we all knew I was the star.
I bounced eagerly hoping that Edward would get the hint that I wanted this job. Cherries were my specialty and my favorite. They made a nice pie too.
I nearly cried when Edward agreed, after seeing a picture of the cherry, I mean chick, first. I couldn't remember the name they called her, B something or other, but I'd find out later when I asked her puss to wrestle with Rod. Oh yeah, this shit was going down!
The date was set for a week later and that week couldn't fly by fast enough. We actually got to meet Cherry, Bleriana I found out was her name – she was foreign – for coffee to make sure that things were comfortable. Unfortunately the meeting was at Hot Puss's favorite coffee shop and she saw us with Cherry, I mean Bleriana. Hot Puss stormed out and we couldn't give chase because of our contract.
Throughout the discussion, Edward questioned her on her knowledge of sex, porn, and other specifics. When asked if she had any nicknames, Bleriana blushed and whispered 'Tiger Tits.' Tiger Tits? What the fuck? Her blush prompted us, Edward and I, to ask where the name came from and we were told that one Halloween she had dressed up as a cat, going as far as painting tiger stripes on her exposed chest, which had been really exposed due to the black corset that she was wearing. One of her friends called her Tiger Tits that night and it had stuck.
Hmmm, Tiger Tits, I could work with it if Cherry, I mean Bleria…hell B, was like a sex kitten in bed. She certainly looked like she could be wild in bed. She was sweet looking, which was what made me speculative. Her skin held a rich olive complexion and exuded her virginal status by being virginal itself – no piercings or tattoos. Her breasts were small for the porn industry, but the perfect largness for her petite frame. Her lips, god I wanted those things wrapped around me in a way that made my brothers want to burst with desire.
Her eyes, oh those big brown Hershey pools made me have a sweet tooth for chocolate covered puss, and in a bad way. Add some graham crackers and marshmallows and we'd have some pussy smores. Mmmm, pussy smores. I was going rigid in the body just thinking about the deliciousness of that. But I digress. Back to Cherry Puss in front of me.
I continued my appraisal as she and Edward talked. I noticed that her cheeks, even with their natural tan, kept flushing with scarlet blushes as Edward would say something to her that her virginal mind, body, and soul could not comprehend or fathom. I realized straight away that, no matter how much I wanted to ram myself balls deep in that chamber of chastity, I'd finesse her first, then work up to the big fuck.
Edward and Cherry, Bleriana as he continued to call her, rolling her name off of his tongue in a way that suggested he was cheating on Hot Puss, discussed the finalities of the contract and some of what would happen, then we parted ways. In three days time I would be buried deep in Cherry and couldn't wait.
Those next three days passed quickly and soon it was time for Cherry Popping 18. We got ready for the dream contract, which was even dreamier by the fact that it had been proven that Bleriana was completely clean and free of any and everything that could make me shrivel up and fall off. There had been one part of the contract that had been apparently overlooked by me. I couldn't wait for today to get started to make sure that that contractual section was actually factual and not a myth.
We got to the studio and made our way to the dressing room. There was no costume, no script, it was going to be all natural and real. Improv was one of my specialties. We dressed in simple clothing and headed into the studio. Cherry was there, sitting in a chair looking positively scared shitless but excited at the same time. Oh baby, don't worry, Rod's going to take good care of you.
Edward went over to talk to her and let her know how things would start, simple kisses and touches as the clothing was removed, then the good stuff would begin. He promised that he would make her feel good and I turned my nose up at him. It was me that was going to make her feel good, he just got to fondle the rest of her.
Once everyone was in place and the cameras were rolling, Edward took Cherry's hand and slowly led her to the bed in the center of the room, gently easing her down on it. He began to run his hand up and down her side while he leaned in to kiss her gently. I was getting impatient in my hammock but I knew I'd get the cherry puss-aid I wanted before it was all said and done with. I just needed to be patient.
Edward had her moaning softly, she seemed hesitant to be louder, but that would come later when I penetrated her. Hey, that shit rhymed.
Finally, clothing began to drop and I shouted for joy as her naked body slowly became exposed to me. Oh holy hell, this body was practically perfect, the holy grail of chastity laid there before me, ripe for the taking. Her entire frame trembled with unreleased desires and I was the key to unlocking them. I was going to make sure she got to experience the whole me, not Senor Peen or any of my other alias's, just Rod.
Edward's fingers began to work her body slowly, allowing her to warm up to what I was going to do to her. I could smell her arousal flowing off of her in radiating waves of lust. I looked at her puss, the beginning shimmer of her sweet nectar was appearing on her lips. Oh she looked so sweet. I wanted to jump in there and get a taste but I had to wait. Edward's fingers were going there first, to prime her for my intrusion. And intrude I would!
The soft moans and whimpers became louder and louder as Edward sweet talked my way towards her V-card. This was going to be a V-card worthy of framing once I procured that shit. As Edward's fingers deftly maneuvered over her O-button, I got jumpier and jumpier, anticipating what I was about to dive into head first, pun totally intended.
Finally, as I heard and watched Cherry baby reach her first orgasm ever, I knew it was my time. And seeing her face as the first waves of pleasure washed over it was something I was going to commit to memory. I never got to see the O-face because I was buried to my feet causing that O. But this time I got to witness it and it was a holier than thou moment.
Edward whispered to her that he would take it slow at first and Bleriana nodded as he lined me up, lifting her leg for maximum camera coverage and angle. It also opened her up for me more. I had a feeling that that shit was going to be suffocatingly tight and was looking forward to it, but knew that ease of insertion was key to making this as smooth as possible.
I got lined up fully and bounced along her folds, coating myself in her sweet ambrosia. Wait, what the fuck? Where's my wetsuit? Surely I had seen the contract wrong, but nope! Holy fucking shit! I began to sing it from the rooftops. I'm going in naked! I'm going in naked! Someone could cut me off right now, stuff and mount me, and I'd die a happy peen.
Oh god, here we go. Cherry a la puss is my appetizer, entrée, and dessert tonight. I feel like puss tonight, puss tonight! Edward grabbed me and began the slow process of pushing me in. Cherry baby tightened up some, and I heard her grunt with discomfort as I slowly slid my way in further and further. I came to her barrier, the delicious shield of purity, the barrier of innocence, the obstructer of penetration, ok, getting a little out of hand there. Back to the job before me, breaking the hymen.
I pushed forward more, feeling it break as I pushed through and felt the flesh tear around me. There was a disgruntled moan followed by some shushing from Edward and I was finally seated inside the delicious pure puss.
Oh my god, she was fucking tight! I felt like I was being constricted by a boa or something but it was delicious. I slowly shifted in and out to let Bleriana warm up to me. When I felt her juices begin to flow around me in my naked state, I knew it was gravy baby.
In and out a little faster as I milked her innocent little canal, primping and prepping it for what I really wanted to do…fuck the shit out of her. Cherry started to moan more freely and I felt Edward's hand come down to rest above me on her magic O-button. He was going to make sure that she remembered us from here on out. All other peens that had the pleasure of penetrating her puss would forever pale in comparison to us.
Edward kept working on the O-button while I poked and prodded her cervix, tattooing my name on that shit…Rod was here bitches! I was the first, the discoverer of the folds, the investigator of her elusive orgasm. Wait, that shit wasn't going to be elusive much longer because here it comes baby!
The juices that had been a trickle became a deluge as I picked up my pace some, bringing her to a toe curling, moan inducing pinnacle of pleasure that she gladly embraced. Oh yeah baby! Now I could begin the fun shit. I was going to pound the shit out of her pure little puss and make her forever remember Rod Pattinhead, slayer of virginity!
Edward hooked one of her legs over his arm as he began to really thrust now, making sure to give the camera the perfect view while giving Bleriana the perfect pleasure. I kept my head in the game, literally and figuratively, as I worked at a new pace, quickly reaching a frenzied nature as I showed Cherry just how good it could be to fuck.
She was moaning, groaning, letting out strings of cuss words that would make a sailor blush, and I ate all of that shit up. She was being branded by Rod and I don't think she cared one bit that it was on camera either.
I could feel that my end was approaching due to the tightness of her twat, but tight was ten times better than floppy or loose. I didn't like loose puss, it was unbecoming of my figure. Edward apparently had a better idea than letting me spew in her depths, because he pulled me out after she had another suffocating orgasm that left me breathless.
I wasn't sure what was up until Edward grabbed her by her hair, winked at her, then told her to suck her juices off of me. Oh fuck me running backwards with a baseball bat, that shit made me impossibly harder.
Cherry looked scared for a minute but Edward jerked her forward on her knees and pushed her head down lower, almost stabbing her in the face with me. She took the hint and opened her mouth, placing me inside. But what in the fuck was she doing? Was she actually blowing on me? Oh god honey, just because it's called a blowjob doesn't mean that you blow on me! Oh Edward, please show her what to do, please teach her the ways. Be her Yoda or something.
Edward took the hint and began coaching her, telling her to suck on it like a popsicle, as he used her hair to pull her up and down my body. Yeah, that's it, lick, suck, hollow those cheeks… Wait! SHIT! NO TEETH! NO TEETH! Edward pulled her off, scolded her with a light smack to the cheek, then pushed her head back down. She started again and was much better this time, keeping her teeth well away from me, thank fucking god on that.
It started to feel good again and then I about jumped when Edward snaked a hand behind her and gave her the 'shocker' while she sucked me for all I was worth. Oh god, yeah, move her head, up and down, up and down, oh god, oh god, I was going to spew soon. I felt my brothers tighten up to me and, before I could paint her throat with my protein shake, Edward yanked her mouth off of me and gripped tight around my ankles as he let me spew all over her face.
Ohholymotherfuckingshit! Deflowering never looked better than it did when I painted their face at the end. I was gasping for breath as I finished and Bleriana just sat there, stunned silent by my little worker bees that were beginning to drip down her face. Edward smiled at her as I gave her a low bow, then we got off the bed and headed off set as the director yelled 'cut.'
Going back to the apartment by way of a drive-thru, we headed inside, Edward grabbed the mail, then started walking up the stairs, shoveling a cheeseburger in his face, his nose buried in the mail, and he didn't see where he was going. I saw, however, and got a glorious view of Hot Puss's ass right before we walked into it.
Oh god, that ass was so soft and supple, I about came right then and there. However, when she spun around, her face was definitely not an O-face, it was an oh shit face if I had ever seen one. I'm sure Edward's mirrored it too.
"Watch where you're going!" Hot Puss spat at us and I just sat there smug, snug, and saluting her glorious puss which was right in front of me.
"I could say the same to you," Edward shot back, immediately on the defensive with her words.
"I was just coming out of my apartment and locking my door. I wasn't moving, you were," Hot Puss retorted, her face flushed as her eyes darted from Edward's face, down to me, and back up again.
Oh Hot Puss, you know you want me, why do you fight me so? Come on Hot Puss, give me your nectar, let me taste your flowing juices, let me coat myself in you. I want to settle in your bun and never go out venturing again.
Edward raised his eyebrow at her suggestive glance and smirked at her while I jumped for her, drawing her attention back to me.
"Just watch out from now on!" Hot Puss fumed and stormed off down the stairs while we watched her ass with rapt attention.
"Fuck me Jesus!" Edward muttered as he rubbed his jaw and stared in a stupor at the departing derrière.
Hot Puss was feisty as hell; our little altercation just summed that up. And we wanted her more than ever now. Even after our fun fuck session today with Cherry baby, Bleriana, I was now rock hard and throbbing for Hot Puss! Edward had to take care of me or I was going to self combust.
We went upstairs and showered while he showed me some love. I painted the tiles twice before Edward actually turned the water off and got out. While Edward shaved and brushed his teeth, I checked myself out. I swear, I had to be the most handsome dick in the world. I was long, thick, a shower and a grower, and wasn't too veiny, a trait that made other dicks look like they had been taking roids or something.
Now me, I only had the thick vein on the underside, and a few smaller ones like rural routes sporadically venturing out into the countryside that was my shaft. My head, now it was impressive. Large, domed, and a delicious purplish color. I didn't curve to the right or left, or even up. I stuck straight out to where if Edward was lying on his back, I was his flagpole, his mast to hold his sails.
I was pretty much perfect. Yep, that summed it up, I was the perfect cock. And one day soon I would nestle myself in the most perfect pussy known to man, Hot Puss herself…
So, first he pops a cherry then he runs into Hot Puss! His day was made. What do you think of Bella's reaction to them? Or how about the cherry popping? What about Rod's self appraisal? Reviews are better than a Rod ram and he stands at attention and salutes each and every one of them that come in. FLUV YOU ALL! Until next time...