Chapter 3

Carlisle's interrogation.

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CPOV

I looked at Emmett and Bella standing there arguing and pointing at me.

Finally Bella turned around and smiled at me.

"Mr. Cullen" Bella started.

"Carlisle please" I said.

"Mr. Cullen, please have a seat" She pointed to a very uncomfortable chair. I sat down and waited for them to speak.

"Do you know why you are here Mr. Cullen?" Bella asked.

"Well from the lights, uncomfortable chair and somewhat menacing glare from Emmett"

"HEY!" I heard Emmett say.

"I'd say this was an interrogation"

"Your assumption is correct. Do you know what you did?" Bella asked.

"No but judging from your papers you will tell me"

"Correct again Mr. Cullen" She tossed the papers onto the table. "Please read that aloud"

I shrugged my shoulders.

50 things Carlisle Cullen is not allowed to do:

1. Is not allowed to show up at our school dressed in a bathrobe, bunny slippers, and curlers yelling at us saying "YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH SWEETIE!"

2. Is not allowed to try and be gangster

"Hey that's not fair I got my do rag and everything homeskilletbiscuit"

"Yeah just keep reading" Bella said.

3. No answering the door in Esme's bathrobe or yours actually no answering the door until you are fully clothed.

4. Not allowed to talk "hip"

5. Not allowed to scare little kids. We can get sued!

6. Not allowed to be a Ghostbusters

"Aww come on that was fun" Emmett whined.

"Emmett" Bella growled.

He sighed. I shook my head and continued reading.

7. No talking about "When you were our age"

"Why not?" I asked.

"Do you even remember that far back?" Bella asked.

"No" I sighed.

"Then don't say 'back when I was a boy' then go into a long winded speech you got off of Hannah Montana" Bella said.

"Fine"

8. No texting what so ever.

9. No scaring little children on Halloween

10. No dressing as the "evil doctor" and scaring the shit out of your patients.

11. No bragging that you are the best doctor

12. Is not allowed to pretend he is Draco Malfoy

13. Is not allowed to go the high school and yell "Hey slut" just to see how many girls' heads turn.

14. Is not allowed to seduce Charlie if you get a ticket. That...just...ewwwww!

15. Is not allowed to dance like Michael Jackson

16. Is not allowed to picture weird/dirty things in your mind just to freak Edward out

17. Is not allowed to sing thriller

18. Is not allowed to go into an elevator and scare everyone. (Lord only knows how you did that)

19. Is not allowed to dress as Draco Malfoy and ask if any wants to see your "wand"

20. Is not allowed to seduce any nurses what so ever because that will piss Esme off.

21. Actually no seducing anyone. PERIOD.

22. Is not allowed to yell "whoo" when you win something

23. Is not allowed to ride the thing that carries the luggage at the airport.

"But that was fun!" I protested.

"It may have been but we were banned from that airport and on the most wanted list" Bella sighed.

I pouted.

24. Is not allowed to go to a crowded mall and yell "Hey look it's Justin Bieber"

25. Is not allowed to go to a Justin Bieber concert with a rifle obviously hidden in your shirt.

26. Is not allowed to dress as voldemort and go to the second part of harry potter and "duel" with a fake harry potter and when you lose throw him in a trash can

27. Is not allowed to make videos and post them on YouTube.

28. Wait actually no making videos period.

29. Actually just stay away from the camera.

30. Is not allowed to be a photo bomber

31. Is not allowed to dress as Lady gaga

32. Is not allowed to have a YouTube account

33. Is not allowed to create a page on Facebook that says Carlisle is the sexiest beast ever.

34. Is not allowed to post suggestive or provocative photos on Facebook

35. Is not allowed to have a Facebook account at all.

36. Is not allowed to stand on a yacht and imitate Leonardo Di Caprio from Titanic

37. Is not allowed to dress up little dogs in ridiculous outfits

38. Is not allowed to make hamburgers and call them Crabby patties

39. Is not allowed to sing in the shower

40. Is not allowed to sing Hannah Montana

41. Actually no singing ever and that means your entire long lasting existence

42. Is not allowed to create a conspiracy theory you remember what happened in 2000.

43. Is not allowed to put pads on the windows and call them "airplane stickers"

44. Is not allowed to "hack" into anybody's account

45. Actually stay away from the computer

46. Actually stay away from all technology unless one of us is there to help excluding Emmett.

"Hey" Emmett said.

"You know how hopeless you are near technology this shouldn't come as a surprise." Bella said.

"True" Emmett shrugged.

47. Is not allowed to serenade Esme

48. Is not allowed to serenade Charlie (refer to rules 14 and 41)

49. Is not allowed to convince little children that they "can" grow up to be flesh eating zombies.

50. Is not allowed to play paper football at work

51. Is not allowed to play twister

52. Is not allowed to rip up this list under any circumstances

"Hey that isn't 50 rules its 52" I said.

"Very good you can count" Bella said.

"But it says 50 things not 52"

"We can make as many rules and restrictions as we like"

"You got a problem with that?" Emmett said.

"Emmett down" He sighed and sat in a chair.

"Mr. Cullen we trust that you can follow these rules right?" Bella asked.

"Of course" I said.

"Good now please retrieve your wife we have one last list for the both of you" Bella smirked a little evilly.

"Of course" I got up and went to retrieve my wife.

Okay sorry guys I didn't update sooner it's just school work and then the school musical and then some trips and exams and now summer I have the time I will update the last chapter soon and this story will be complete.

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