I don't own Azumanga Daioh or Hetalia. Not that you care. If you don't own it this is just annoying. If you do your just gonna sue me anyway. So you know what, screw it. I don't know or particularly care who owns what. For all I care the bible is by Toriyama.

"so then Japanese mistress" America said " how are we gonna compete?"

Tomo paused in a dramatic manner ..."WE SHALL HAVE A SWORD BATTLE!"

"very well! Japan! My sword!"

"You mean my sword?" he said, begrudgingly forking over the sword.

"YOMI! I need my sword !"

"What sword ? you don't own a sword!"

"...SAKAKI!"she exclaimed "I need you to forge me a sword!"

"but-how do I-?"

"you're the awesome one! You should know blacksmithing!" she responded

"Tomo" Yomi said annoyed "what has Sakaki done to ever make you think she was a blacksmith?"

Eager to end the conflict, Japan jumped in " I have a few spares upstairs if you-"

"ZOOOM"

"- would like to use -"

"ZOOOM"

"-One..."

"and now our fight to the death shall begin!" Tomo and America said in unison. At these words most of those assembled immediately looked worried that they were serious, the only exceptions being Japan and Yomi who knew their friends well enough to know that they were completely serious.

"Are you sure you both want to do this?" Japan said "Afterall we could always just-"

They exchanged a flurry of slashes as they effectively destroyed Japan's house and came close to cutting poor Italy in half which spooked him enough to send him running inside. The others ducked for cover...

Elsewhere Germany was busy working at his desk when he heard the familiar ring of the phone by his disk. Knowing full well who's voice would answer he picked up the phone.

"Germany! Germany! I came to Japan's house to play, but then America showed up and started cutting things up with a sword!"

He knew what he had to do. Again. It's amazing how this managed to continue years after world war 2.

Back at Japan's house hell was pretty much broken loose. Everything was in pieces and the group was out of usable cover until suddenly "Italy!" Germany shouted. "Are you okay!" At these words America and Tomo tore Germany's uniform barely avoiding cutting him. This reaction from Germany was so terrifying I'm not allowed to describe it in a teen rated story.

After everyone recovered from Germany's traumatic rage they did introductions after some language dust flicking. "Wait a minute" Yomi said "How come Germany and America didn't have to do a dance?"

"Italy didn't have to either" Germany said " He just enjoys dancing. Now you two! Let's find a less destructive way for you to have your little competition."

"Why don't we use Mr. Japan's video game collection?" Chiyo said.

"That's a great idea!" America and Tomo said in unison once more.

So up to Japan's room they went to enjoy his plethora of games.

AN: I'm not sure if the way I end my chapters is working so far. I am especially worried about this one. If it bothers you please mention it in the reviews. Also sorry the chapters so short. I'll do a longer one next time.