Ok, so this is the third chapter of "What the Hell! Leave me Alone!". First of all, I want to apologize for the…late update. I know it has been a lot of time, but my ideas for this story are…limited…so I'm sorry. Anyways, hope you like this chapter.

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Dedications: I want to give a really big hug to "Butterfree". She was an awesome reviewer and this chapter is dedicated to her. (I'm guessing you're a girl, please slap me if I'm wrong :´D )

Disclaimer: I don't own the anime or the characters, just the plot for this FanFiction and the OC's in there.

Warnings: Perverts, randomness.

Inspiration: My tests…what!? It's true!

Chapter 4:

Oh…Well, fuck

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(Kaoru's POV)

Life sucks

It's incredible how those two little words can make you feel like grumbling in your seat, pleading to the gods to forgive you for whatever thing you did and cancel this messed up punishment they gave you.

Those two words make you feel like an epiphany striking your mind, making you realize how real life works , loving the way your face frowns deeply or the growls that manage to escape from you throat.

Life sucks…as simple as that.

You can just prove it by looking at your surroundings. All the poor people asking for money to the others with a saddened expression plastered on their faces, even though they earn a lot much more money with those works than certain jobs. Or how the husbands have to bear with their whining mother-in-law's when they happen to visit their daughters and let's not forget of the puppies living inside of cages, asking for their adoption with their cute looks and pitiful cries…

Now you believe me?

"So what do you think of this now…Kaoru?" a seductive male voice asks, his breath hitting my right cheek hotly.

…Oh, I forgot another one. When an annoying perverted bastard decides to kidnap a girl for his own selfish reasons (like a date), forcing her to take his own limousine and making a stupid contest of seduction appear from nowhere, to force said girl to sit on his lap.

Yeah…life is just so fucking awesome!

(Sarcasm)

Just an hour ago, my life was being changed by ridiculous preppy whores with big round pom-poms and skimpy uniforms…

…Then this moron of a man had to appear to make my life turn from bad to worse!

And as I said before, I'm sitting on his lap thanks to a stupid contest the brilliant of me started thanks to one of his traps. His hands are grabbing me by my hips and his face is hovering near mine.

"Do you realize now how great my seduction skills are?"

Quirking an eyebrow upwards, I mutter in a low voice my answer, making sure to make my voice scary enough to force him to take his hands off my hips and let me free of this kidnapping.

"No…You're still a looser to me"

He pouts mockingly, his hands still prying my poor abused hips without consent.

"Is that so? How can I change that horrible opinion of yours?"

"Maybe letting me go…"

"Nah…I don't think so, besides…I think my seduction skills surpass yours easily"

That statement makes me mad, even though maybe he is right. I've never flirted with anyone in my life, except with a senior called Narushima…or something like that. The point is that my skills aren't pretty cool…besides, I had thirteen years old that time…I don't think that kind of flirting will make him shut up.

"I'll change my opinion if you let me go"

"No thanks"

"LET ME GO!" I shout enraged, squirming violently to try and get rid of his perverted arms off me.

"No, because you like it"

"What part of 'let me go' don't you understand?"

He chuckles sexily, petting my cheek with his, just like a cat would do to its owner.

"You're misunderstanding me, Kaoru-chan"

Insert growl in here…

"I understood completely those words you just uttered, what I meant is that I've heard about your reputation in your school"

"My…reputation?"

What does he mean with that? More importantly, how does he even know about me?! Is he some kind of stalker?

NO, IN WHAT KIND OF MESS DID I ENTERED!?

"Yes, I've heard that you're pretty desired in there, and every time a boy or even a girl tries to flirt with you, you pummel them with your hits. As you can see, I'm pretty healthy now; it means you like what I'm doing to you"

Hey…that's actually correct…

How come I didn't punch him, or I haven't punch him?

I know why, is because somehow he is able to block my movements. Yeah, that's the reason why I can't punch him.

"I don't care about your stupid explanations, just let go of me!"

He smirks sexily at me and without advice; his right hand abandons my right hip and replaces it for the back of my neck, making me close the gap.

HE'S KISSING ME ONCE AGAIN!

ARGH, THIS GUY IS SO DEAD!

He stops his kiss, only to start talking, "If you want to go free so badly, then let's make a deal"

Rubbing my arm on my lips to take his taste off them, I look at him curiously.

"What kind of deal?"

"If you're able of flirting with me and win me, then you're free for today"

…If I don't accept, I might be able to pass all the freaking day with this idiot. I won't be able to escape, thanks to his strength (which is more than mine) and his driver and servant are both bodyguards…

Heck, I'll accept.

"Okay"

He seems surprised by my response and for the first time, he looks nervous. Seems he likes to be in control of everything. For the first time since I met him, he blushes and turns towards other way, evading me completely.

"It's okay…I was just playing…you can go if you want to"

Now it's my time to look surprised at him. I thought he would just cancel the deal and make me stay with him.

Maybe he's not that bad…

"Besides, looking you with that attire is enough to make me want to rip off your clothes and sex you up"

…

Forget what I just said.

I hit him on the cheek, feeling mine burning like crazy.

"PERVERT!"

He chuckles, leaving my hips alone at last. He orders the driver to stop and help me get out. I sweat drop a bit at the "help" part.

"I'm not a little princess, I can get out easily" I mutter, opening the door when the elegant car stops. He chuckles and he helps me to get out. Does he still think I'm kind of damsel in distress!?

"Well, then…see you later" he exclaims seriously, closing the door. The limousine leaves, leaving me "alone" in the street.

That Butch…

Someday, I will be able to kick the crap out of him, I know it, but for now…

Hey wait a minute…

Now I'll have to walk to my house!?

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(Normal POV)

The afternoon in the park seem to be magical. The scenery of little children with their parents, playing on the turf with the bright sun as a partner filled the entire park. Some boys and girls were climbing the blooming cherry trees, playing to "Indiana Jones", pretending to resolve the most secret mysteries of the world. Some little girls were on the swings, swinging happily while chatting about how they were the best mommies ever, copying their mothers who happened to be chatting some feet away about the same subject.

A certain little boy with her mother was walking over the little path made of stones on the enormous park, the little boy jumping with every step he took. The black-haired boy turns to the street, looking the "cool" cars passing with mere fascination. Then, an orange thing passes running at supersonic speed. The innocent boy beams happily at the sight of another one of those, but instead of orange, red.

"Mommy, did you see it!? A speed racer!"

The tired mom manages to smile at her little child, sweat dropping at the sight of his big brown eyes widened in fascination.

"No Timmy. That was a girl running away from a boy"

"Mommy, I don't understand…How can they run so fast?"

"This is Tokyo son, every illogical idea is logical in here"

"Oh, okay"

With that answer, the little Timmy smiles happily, jumping over and over, while thinking about how he will transform into a super hero who can kill butterflies.

Butterflies are evil.

Meanwhile, said "speed racer", runs with her might, jumping rocks, evading cars and pushing old grandmas who happen to appear on her way.

"BE CAREFUL YOU BRAT!"

"SHUT UP OLD HAG, DON'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY VIRGINITY WITH MY ILOGICAL SPEED!?"

"YOU SON OF A BI-"

Before the poor old woman can continue her curse, the man in pursuit knocks her off while passing with his "Gary-stu"-like speed.

"Don't curse to my girlfriend, old bitch!"

Momoko, distracts herself with a cute boy passing by. She sighs and smiles dreamily…

…until she crashes into a wall.

Brick appears finally, stopping to breathe hard, trying to take all the oxygen his body needs. He looks at the body of his girl slumped on the sidewalk. Beads of sweat accumulate on his frown, some of the sliding over his face.

"…That…girl…sure is…difficult"

A white limousine appears, the back door opening revealing his brother Boomer and the blushing blond girl.

"Come on in"

"What happened to her!?" Miyako asks horrified at the sight of her best friend on the floor, completely passed out. Boomer pets her hand, telling her that she will be okay. Her response is a nod with a little blush.

"How…come you girl…didn't…escape!" Brick says, gasping for more air with every word. Boomer shrugs and smirks at his brother with a feeling of superiority.

"Because she's a lady"

Miyako blushes more, murmuring a soft thank you to the now known blond boy. A body guard appears, trying to carry the orange haired girl. Brick, with a possessive feeling, wins him.

"She's…mine!"

Boomer sweat drops at the sight of his brother trying to walk while carrying the girl of his dreams. He hits his own forehead at the sight given to him.

"Brick…cut the possessive behavior and give her to your bodyguard!"

Brick slumps depressed, giving the "love of his life" to the enormous gorilla man, entering to the limousine and slamming the door. With superiority, he looks at his blond brother.

"When we arrive, that bodyguard will need a new job"

Miyako giggles softly, catching the attention of Boomer, making him smile a bit. He takes her hand and kisses it sweetly, making her stop giggling and start blushing.

"By the way, I forgot to introduce me before…my name is Boomer"

"Nice to meet you Boomer, I'm Miyako"

"If my Momoko was here, we could make-out"

"Shut up Brick, don't you see I'm trying to get a girlfriend!?"

"I don't care!"

Miyako looks nervously at Boomer and with a pat on his shoulder, he stops his brotherly fight to turn his attention to her.

"Amm you see…not trying to be rude but…right now I can't have a date. I've got a lot of homework for tomorrow…if you want, we could all go out on Friday"

Boomer nods, accepting her terms, meanwhile Brick glares at Boomer for accepting.

The limousine stops in front of Miyako's house, leaving both girls in there. Boomer gives a goodbye kiss on Miyako's cheek while Brick squeezes Momoko's behind, making her wake up.

"HEY, HOW DARE YOU!"

"Buh-bye!"

With that, the limousine disappears at a speed normally illegal, but they're rich. What are laws to the rich people?

Momoko looks at her best friend, rubbing her sore head smoothly.

"Aww…what happened with them, Miyako?"

"We have a date with those boys this Friday"

"WHAT!?"

"They look like good boys" Miyako says, smiling cutely at her friend. Momoko's only words make her blonde friend start a speech of respect and other morals…

"Oh…well, fuck"

That's it :)

I'll try to update this story as soon as I can. I really want to end with it xD

Thanks for reading it!

Answering Anonymous Reviews

Amalia: Okay, next chapter served! Yes, I thought that it would be fun to make her a cheerleader. Thanks for your review n_n

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