Now back to the critically (not really) acclaimed (not that much for a fan fic) HEY, I'M TALKING HERE! (well I happen to be the annoying little author notes that eventually pop up in every fic.) Whats your name anyways (C3PO, I got fired when Luke discovered that I was an advocate of the Dark side.) This is so unbelievably wrong (tell me about it, I don't get free Jedi car insurance anymore.) THE JEDI GET FREE CAR INSURANCE? This explains a lot… anyways, to the story. (JAR JAR BINKS IS MY NAME GRROP no jar Jar I believe it is, "my name is Jar Jar Binks, uh what are you doing with that chainsaw, JARJAR?) Sigh, I hate disclaimers, I don't own star wars, and I don't own Sly Cooper, satisfied? Now I have to go save that gay robot… (YAAAAAAHHHHHHH) sigh
When the slugs got blasted out of the spaceship, all of the annoying characters in Sly Cooper, by some unbelievable miracle were spared, the pineapple only losing its arms and legs in the process, but wait, pineapples don't have arms and legs, so never mind. Carmelita was still screaming "Glorfburg Glorfburg!" While chasing the still crappily singing Sly Cooper around the fastly degenerating space ship. Suddenly Leia Skywalker appeared.
"DEAR OLDER BROTHER, WHY HAVE YOU JOINED THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE?" Nobody really cares about Leia Skywalker though, so the mafia appeared and forced a cow who speaks in 5768496 and a half languages to swallow her, then the mafia disappeared, leaving behind the cow.
Suddenly Sly stood, I didn't tell you he had fallen down, but this heightens the dramatic effect, and I think it sounds cool. "COME CHILDREN, WE MUST JOIN HANDS AND SING!" suddenly the cow discovered his magical sense of sarcasm, "joy."
Sly took out his umbrella and hit himself in the head for several half hours. "What's the matter, DON'T YOU LIKE TO SING?"
Sly danced around with his umbrella, once again singing very crappily. "I'm sure that at least one person in the world would like to sing, but I happen to be a cow, which happens to have just eaten Leia Skywalker, and I'm not even a FRIGGING HUMAN!" Sly was sent into a temporary coma from the cows biting sarcasm.
AAAHHH! "Bentley was running around, and the scary guinea pig was chasing him around with a jumbo pixie stick. "YOU MUST COME BACK! I WAS ABOUT TO APPOINT YOU TO THE JEDI COUNCIL!" "I'M SCARED OF FREE CAR INSURANCE! SLY!" Suddenly the cow decided to join the dark side of the force, and a genie popped out of the ground.
"Hey genie, I wanna join the dark side of the force!" The genie got a really screwed look on his face like he was about to crap. "Your with is my command." POOF! The cow turned into the cow on the American cheese commercial, you know the one that looks like a fairy? If you haven't seen it, then lucky you. Since it happened to be such an ugly spectacle, everyone stopped to stare at it. The cow flew through the roof with his absurdly tiny wings to look for some loser whose greatest desire is to eat really crappy cheese.
Since the cow decided not to close the hole that he flew through, they and the genie were all sucked into deep space, the cow spared from this fate because he had gone to join the powerpuff girls; they were the only losers in the world whose greatest desire was to eat cheese. Sly awoke at this moment and opened his umbrella, flying them all back to earth along with the group of neurotic penguins.
When they got there, sly and the neurotic penguins had a tea party with the neurotic chickens, except the tea was poisoned so all the creatures drinking tea except Sly died, but no one really cared about them, did they?
THE END
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