Me: Hey guys! Sorry it took so long to update. The reason? Oh that's easy… Deidara?
Deidara: …Fine, un. The reason is because the cable company invaded her computer, hmm.
Me: Thanks D~;)
Deidara: Whatever, un.
Tobi: Oh, oh! Can Tobi do disclaimer?
Me: Whatever floats your bout…
Tobi: YAY! FangWolf-chan does not own Akatsuki! FangWolf-chan only owns Ritoru-chan!
Me, Ritoruurufu, Deidara, Sasori, Pein, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Kakuzu, and Hidan: *Sweet drop* …
(Ritoruurufu's POV)
Before sunrise we were back at the hideout.
Deidara and I had a few new scars but we went to our rooms and acted like nothing happened.
As soon as I got to my room I went to the window. It was almost light out so I got into my PJ's. At the exact moment I hit my bed I fell into a deep dreamless sleep.
(Normal POV)
Slowly the Akatsuki members (except for Ritoruurufu) woke up. Deidara went striate to Peins office to report the missions outcome.
"Has anyone seen Deidara?" Sasori asked.
"Hn."
"Itachi said he saw Deidara go to Peins office." Kisame stated.
"Tobi wants to know where Ritoru-chan is!" Tobi yelled in his usual annoying way.
"ASLEEP" Everyone said at once.
"Tobi'll wake Ritoru-chan up!" he exclaimed.
"That'd be a bad idea, hmm. Unless you want to be torn limb from limb by her powerful fangs, yeah." Deidara said walking in.
He said that as a warning not just to Tobi, but to everyone.
Later that day…
"Hey, Deidara?"
"What, hmm?"
"You never told us what happened on your-" Kisame was cut off by yelling.
"Tobi I'm going to kill you," everyone's favorite wolf neco yelled.
Tobi ran into the living room, scared. "Tobi didn't mean it! Tobi is sorry!" Then Tobi ran into the closet to escape the wrath of a pissed, grumpy, and woken up Ritoruurufu.
"Rit, what did Tobi do, yeah?" Deidara asked his younger sister.
"He got into the sketch book I was working on and 'Drew'ON ALL THE BLANK PAGES AND SOME THAT WERE ALREADY FILLED IN!" She exclaimed holding up the sketch book.
Itachi took it from her hand and with a blank excretion (as always) looked through it. He then passed it to Deidara so he could see what art work his 'old' partner ruined.
There were scribbles on almost all the pages.
"How did he wake you, hmm?" He asked with a sigh.
"His elbow knocked over all my blank sketch books, and the noise woke me." She said.
Everyone went quiet so Ritoruurufu could listen for Tobi.
After two hours of listening she gave up and went back to bed (she was in her PJ's the entire time.).
"She's gone Tobi un. You can come out now, yeah." Said Deidara.
"Tobi is not taking chances with Ritoru-chan. Ritoru-chan is scarier then Deidara-sanpie!" He called in a loud whisper.
Right before dusk fell Tobi ran strait to his room. He took the long way 'round because of Ritoruurufu's bed room.
An hour later a still half asleep Ritoruurufu emerged from her room wearing her Akatsuki clock and ring. Underneath her clock she was wearing a plain black t-shirt, yoga paints and some black ninja sandals that ended just below the knee (Konan's hand-me-down ninja sandals that is).
She walked down, what seemed to be an endless hall (because she was still drowsy) to the kitchen.
It was 9:35PM so everyone had already eaten and where in the living room.
She grabbed a bowl of cereal and went back to her room.
At around 9:48PM Deidara knocked on her door. "It's open she called.
(Deidara's POV)
I always hid my tail from the other members for reasons only Rit and I know why. Nobody knows Rit and I are demons which is why it's very difficult to hide my discomfort when sealing off the tailed beasts. The first time I sealed a tailed beast I was so uncomfortable Kisame said: "Don't worry, kid, you'll get used to it." And I'm still very uncomfortable.
(Ritoruurufu's POV)
I opened the door and stepped aside for Deidara to pass, then poked my head out and looked both ways -to make sure nobody was easdroping on us- and closed the door.
I turned and nodded to D. We took our clocks off and Deidara revealed his tail.
(Normal POV)
Hidan, Zetsu, Konan, Pein, Sasori, Tobi, Kakuzu, Itachi, and Kisame were wondering what was so important that Deidara had to go to his sister in the middle of deciding what to do with the info him and his sister got the previous night.
"What the fuck is wrong with him? And the fact that demon of his sister didn't fucking show up doesn't help either!" Hidan complained.
"Calm down Hidan… there must be a good reason Deidara left the meeting." Pein said.
Else were with the demon siblings…
"Our mission is almost complete, brother… all that is left to do is to transport these miserable beings to our world." Said Ritoruurufu in her true demonic voice.
"Yes, sister. After being exiled from the pack we were told to find nine miserable humans to present to father and tear them limb from limb in front of the entire pack." Deidara said.
Me: I'm evil in that way!
Tobi: Why is FangWolf-chan evil?
Pein: Because she didn't bother putting an author's note that she was planning a plot twist.
Me: that's the point of a surprise plot twist, Pein.
Hidan: I knew that Ritoruurufu chick was a fucking demon!
Deidara: But you didn't know I was a demon the whole time.
Ritoruurufu: Exactly, brother! See I told you he was dumb!
Konan: Uh, guys? I was just through FangWolf's diary and it seems she has a crush on-
Me: NO! DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!
Konan: Deidara.
Me: *Runs to my room crying (Because my dark secret is out).*
Ritoruurufu: See what you did Konan?
Konan: I didn't mean-
Deidara: I think we should make sure she doesn't drown in her own tears, hmm. Because if that happens, the story can't continue and we will all wonder what will happen next, yeah.
Hidan: I nominate her fucking crush!*points to Deidara*
Deidara: WHAT(un)! Why me(hmm)?
Pein: I think he's right, Deidara. She trusts you.
Deidara: But I don't want to!
Ritoruurufu: I'll go with Konan for her to apologise.
Konan: What? Why?
Everyone: BECAUSE YOU CASED THIS!