heres the second part of the trilogy! and I'm only updating it cuz if I did this after X-mas it would loose its sense. or such stuff. ENJOY!

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"Demyx, shut it"

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"I said shut it Demyx!"

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"SHUT UP DEMYX OR I'LL SMASH YOUR TEDDY INTO PIECES!!"

The mullet man went as silent as a grave. Sai'x turned back around to see how the decorations were going. Xigbar was walking on the walls and ceiling putting up all sorts of glittery green, white and red stuff, Lexeaus was putting up a huge Christmas tree and Vexen was putting snow crystals on it. It would have a pretty sight if Axel didn't came by and accidentally on purpose burned down the tree in order to melt the crystals. For the thirteenth time. Nevertheless, Lexeaus knew this was going to happen so he had another fifty trees in stock. He got one out while Vexen was chasing Axel around the room. Sai'x took another brief look at his checklist.

Xemnas- in his room, safe and sound. Check.

Xigbar- decorating the place. Check.

Xaldin- cooking the feast. Check.

Vexen- trying to decorate, fails, chases Axel. Check.

Lexeaus- putting up Christmas trees. Check.

Zexion- hiding in the library.

Sai'x looked up for a moment, looked around and continued his checklist.

Check.

Sai'x- checking on everything. Check.

Axel- doing mischief, succeeds, runs away from Vexen. Check.

Demyx- annoying. Check.

Luxord- in Port Royal to get some booze.

Sai'x turned to Demyx. "Water boy, could you run over to Port Royal and check if Luxord is there?"

"Surethingboss!" Demyx saluted and ran through a black portal.

Marlurxia- captured and tied up in a closet to secure the place from mistletoes.

He was going to check that closet in a minute.

Larxene- shopping. Check.

Roxas- either locked up in his room, kept well away from candy cane, cookies and other devil's food or dragged to shopping with Larxene.

Check with Larxene after he looked in the closet.

Fangirls- all doors locked and other magics working on keeping them out. Check.

Invitations- send to everyone. Check.

Check- check if Sai'x is checking on things stated above. Uuh... check?

The blue haired Luna Diviner went to check on Marlurxia in the closet. When he arrived he made a shocking discovery: Marlurxia was gone! Well, duh, the man(?) had a scythe, come on... Sai'x quickly ran back to the lounge where the others were but too late. Two gift wrapped moaning packages were lying on the floor, buried under a ton of mistletoes. One 'present' hung from the ceiling, held by numerous whines and mistletoes. The ceiling itself was stacked three inches deep with mistletoes. Axel was in fact the only one who seemed unharmed and amused. A few black spots encircled him. He looked at Sai'x curios, then pointed at the door leading to the library. Sai'x immediately ran through it, trying to save Zexion. Axel created a dark portal and left the three moving presents in their agony. Mmh, let's see what Roxy's up to... he appeared in the blonds empty room. EMPTY!!! Axel was going to cry but saw a note on Roxas' bed so he picked it up to read it.

"Dear pyrofreak( I mean you, Axel!),

you might have noticed that someone has gone missing. Well, THAT'S CUZ ROX IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME AND WE DECIDED 2 RUN AWAY!!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

OH YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT!! HE DOESN'T LOVE U AT ALL!!!!

ps: If the superior is reading this, I've taking ekks dash dash dash to the mall that never was so you won't have to deal with him. We'll be back for the party tonight with all the stuff we need. Don't tell Axel this. Only the part above. Ekks dash dash, Larxene, The Savage Nymph."

Axel sat back on Roxas' bed, tears pouring down his cheeks. How could Roxas? How could he run off with that psycho bitch? He couldn't really be in love her, right? There was only one thing he could do to stop this and get Roxas back: kill Larxene. Yeah, that sounded good. Now, where the hell would she be?

"Larxy?" a childish voice spoke.

"What?!" came the edgy reply.

"My feet hurt" The tall blond turned around so quickly, the boy jumped a bit.

"You wanna be locked up in that hell hole called your room again?" she hissed.

"...no..."

"Then stop whining!"

"Yes, mom" Larxene stopped and twitched badly.

"And don't EVER call me that again"

"Yes mo...st favorite person in the world that never was?" Larxene looked at the teenager, annoyed but delighted to hear him say that. She turned again to continue her shopping trip.

"Excuse me, but I was wondering... WHY THE BEEP AM I HERE?!"

"Because I need someone to carry bags and besides you should be happy, I saved you from mistletoes, emo boy." Larxene said without turning around.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" he shouted back. A light shock went through his body, meaning: "I call you whatever I want... emo boy". Zexion glared evilly at her back. Right now he should be in the library, safe from any mistletoes and other X-mas traps...

Hour of agony and carrying bags later they finally got back to the castle that never was, only to find two piles of bags moaning and a red haired, pink dressed slut standing (and lying) there.

"What are you doing here?" Larxene asked in her pissed off voice. Behind her Zexion fell gracefully back down the steps, Roxas was watching him and laughed at him when he reached the ground.

"Oh, hey, you must be Larxene, didn't Sora kill you in Chain of Memories, by the way, I'm Kairi, Sora's meant-to-be-girlfriend but he's gay for Riku, so, we're here for the party, that's tonight right..." Kairi continued. Oh, dear god... behind the two young women Zexion got back up the steps and fell back down resulting that Roxas kept laughing at him.

"Shut it, punk"

"Zexy fell on his butt! Zexy fell on his butt! Twice in a row! Hahahaha" Roxas stopped laughing when a giant snake started crawling up his leg. He grabbed Larxene's arm and clung onto but she shook him off without even bothering to look at him. He fell on his butt and started crying. Zexion just smiled evilly and tried the stairs again only to fall back down. Larxene and Kairi finished their endless conversation and the blond turned around to see her most beloved sitting in a water puddle and emo boy balancing on a stair. She figured conclusion and pushed Zexion back down the stairs, throwing the two moaning piles of bags with it, picked up Roxas and went inside the castle, Kairi and two other boys who were under the bags got dragged in as well. The castle looked like hell. Larxene laid Roxas on the couch where he peacefully slept. The Savage Nymph cracked her fingers. Time to show these whining losers how to make a party.

dam yous all! cuz no one reviewed and helped me steal some boxers! -sulks in the corner hugging a pair of black and white checkered boxers-

Roxas: HEY! Give 'em back! I need them!

Red Haired Girl: No you don't! You look sexier without them!

Roxas: O///////////////////O

Red Haired Girl: -smirk- 4w4

seriously, I have nothing against Kairi, she just wears such tight and short clothes, anyone who doesn't know her would say she's a slut... no offence to her at all!!! PLZPLZPLZ REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!EVEN IF YOU'VE ALREADY REVIEWDED AN EARLIER CHAPTER, I'D LOVE TO KNOW IF YOU GUYS ACTUALLY KEPT READING THIS!!!!!