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Disclaimer: Me have nothing, me poor, me cry long time, twilight belongs to not me. *sob*

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A POV

We took Edward back to the house.

We got there and started walking to the stairs; we passed the garage to see Carlisle kissing the bumper sticker..... Again.

Edward laughed.

We all went inside the house.

It was dark, and quiet.

Suddenly the lights came on and Jacob Black was standing in the middle of the kitchen, his arm folded as he glared darkly.

"Good evening, Cullen's." He said. "Well, the remaining Cullen's." He smiled evilly.

"Remaining? What have you done to my Bella?" Edward yelled.

"Oh Bella, yes, i did see her somewhere, but that was before I forced her to marry me." He smiled.

Jacob started to pace back and forth.

"Marry? What have you done-"

"Please, Mr. Cullen, you're complaining is just wasting precious seconds of Bella's life." Jacob said interrupting Edward. "But when she declined my proposal, well, that was just the wrong mistake."

"NO!" Edward roared.

"Mr. Cullen, please." Jacob said.

He walked a step closer and pulled out a head band, from god knows were.

"I believe, this is hers." He said, throwing the headband towards us.

Jasper caught it and examined it. "It's-"

"Bella's, yes." Jacob finished for Jasper.

The brown head band Bella was wearing this morning.

"I have two words for you." Jacob said holding up three fingers.

"Lapush." He said darkly.

"Uh, isn't that one?" I said.

Jacob started at me. His eyes suddenly widened. "Oh my god, what the hell is that?!" He yelled pointing at something behind us.

We all whipped around.

"What, there's nothing there?" Edward said.

We turned back around, we could see outside through the huge kitchen window Jacob running away towards the forest.

"Alice, why didn't you see that coming?" Edward asked me angrily.

"I...I... wait, Jasper, why are you wearing the headband?" I said.

Jasper looked at us, his mouth gaping open, he quickly yanked the headband out of his fluffy hair.

"Yeah, but there's no time to waste, we must leave to LaPush to save Bella!"

We ran outside, passing the garage.

Carlisle had set up a little table with a chequered cloth, a candle in the middle with two plates of spaghetti bolognaise, and two glasses of wine.

"Well, Claudia, I hope things are fine, but, darling, I must know, will you marry me." Carlisle pulled out a diamond ring and frusted it at the bumper sticker.

"Speechless? Please do not cry, but, I know something that will make the night complete."

Carlisle snapped his fingers and out of nowhere a big man, with a thick moustache started playing the violin.

We passed them and continued on.

We ran at full vampire speed to LaPush, to the area were the werewolves have there bonfires.

We heard music playing as we came closer, a large orange glow started to appear in the night sky.

We suddenly realized the song was 'wannabe' by the spice girls.

I moved closer and stuck my head in, all the werewolves were dancing around, shirtless, as usual.

I spotted someone, a girl dancing with them, it was Bella.

I pulled back.

"Bella's there." I said to the boys.

We all stuck our heads in the bush and looked through.

Yep, it was Bella, jumping around with the mongrels.

Bella stopped dancing and sat down, Jacob appeared, and went over next to her, he placed an arm around her and then they started snogging, full on, licking each other faces off.

"WEREWOLVES!!!!" Edward screamed as he leaped into the area and started punching at anything he saw.

He started doing his victory scream as he started ripping at the bonfire and throwing the logs a blaze, everywhere, he was doing that scream, the kind of one Zeena does.

Edward was too busy screaming he didn't have time to think about what he was killing.

He ran over to a tree and started punching at it.

I jumped into view, doing my matrix style leap and did a awesome looking crouch.

I waited for Jasper to do his entry to but he just walked out of the bush and walked over next to me, not very exciting.

"Uh, technically, were not werewolves, we're shape-shifters." Quill pointed out to Edward as he was bashing the tree.

The forest around us started to catch on fire from the logs Edward threw around.

"Ja-" Bella started but she was crushed by the werewolves escaping from the forest that was now blazing with fire.

They scrambled away to reveal the now battered Bella, left half dead on the ground.

She twitched.

"Edward! Come on!" I yelled, "We have to get out of here!"

I grabbed him and pulled him along.

"Wait, my Bella! I must save her!" Edward said, he was about to pull away but all of a sudden Jacob jumped out of nowhere, he stared at Bella, "Sorry honey, I can't live without them." He walked over to a log that was used as a seat and picked up a bag of pink marshmallows, before he disappeared he kissed the packet and smiled at it, then he escaped.

Edward was about to pull back when the tree he was bashing before that was now engulfed with flames fell, making a creaking noise and landed on Bella.

"NOOOOO!!!!" Edward yelled. Dropping to his knees.

"Edward, man, she had an awesome life, it was her time." Jasper said, patting Edward on the shoulder.

Suddenly Emmett appeared.

He was naked.

"yyyooouuu gguuyyss!!!! I JUST REALIZED!! WE CAN'T GET BURNED!!!" HE said as he started running through the burning forest and he disappeared.

Then he popped out of nowhere, he was now wearing pants, but they had fallen down and were at his ankles. He ran over to the cliff and jumped off screaming, "BBBOONNNAAANNZZAA!!!" And he landed in the water.

The run back to the house was depressing. Edward was sad and not to mention he was muttering stuff like "A pink marshmallow is not as good as my Bella."

Stuff like that.

When we returned we found Carlisle doing something awkward to the bumper sticker.

"Just don't look." Jasper said as we quickly passed.

We got back inside. "Jasper, where's the headband, the only thing I have left of my Bella?" Edward asked.

Jasper scratched his head and shrugged.

"Dude, don't get upset, but, I think I lost it." Jasper said.

Then Edward started screaming again, so loud pitched that a human wouldn't be able to hear it.

"We will get revenge on those mutts, my Bella is dead, and they shall die." Edward said as he leaped up.

"Let's go." Jasper nodded.

"I know how you feel buddy, and we will get that dog back, we will have to start with the killing of his heart." Jasper said evilly.

I gasped. "We will have to destroy the pink marshmallow?!" I asked, striking a pose.

Jasper nodded, "I'm sorry Baby, but that is one thing you'll have to give up, I'm sorry." He said.

Jasper suddenly jumped up straight and gasped too. "But what about the potato dragon?!" He screamed.

"Umm... We will take care of that later." Edward said.

"COME! WE MUST GET REVENGE!!" I bellowed and we ran outside into the night, after the wolves.

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