Artemis: HERMES! WHERE'S MY DEER?
Hermes: do you mean that gold fur thing with silver horns that prances around you every day and you hunt it down when you fail your anger-
management classes?
Artemis: yes. Wait what?
Hermes: haven't seen it.
Artemis: LIAR!
Hermes: Jeez, woman, no need to get fiesty.
Artemis: What did you do with my deer!
Hermes: I ate it.
Artemis: what!
Hermes: yeah, it tasted like chicken.
Artemis: I'M SERIOUS HERMES! RETURN MY DEER OR ELSE!
Hermes: else what?
Artemis: I'll turn you into a jackalope.
Hermes: what's that?
Artemis: that doesn't concern you.
Hermes: yes it does.
Artemis: no it doesn't!
Hermes: does.
Artemis: doesn't!
Hermes: Yes!
Artemis: No!
Hermes: Yes!
Artemis: No!
Hermes: you look hot when you argue with me.
Artemis: HERMES I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Hermes: No you won't.
Artemis: why wouldn't I?
Hermes: because I'm just too awesome, duh.
Artemis: You are very annoying.
Hermes: I know. Oh, did you hear the news? I heard one of your hunters got really close with a BOY!
Artemis: how do you know this?
Hermes: I know everything, sweetheart.
Artemis: don't call me sweetheart.
Hermes: I know everything babe.
Artemis: HERMES!
Hermes: yes?
Artemis: my Hunters have sworn their oaths to me. They must not date any boy.
Hermes: oh yeah, I forgot.
Artemis: so you were lying?
Hermes: no, your little Huntress just decided to quit being lesbian!
Artemis: HERMES!
Hermes: is it just me, or do you like to scream out my name?
Artemis: What. Did. You. Just. Say?
Hermes: No! No, no, no! I didn't mean it like that! *dodges one of Artemis's arrows*
Apollo: Man, this is funny.
Artemis: when did you get here?
Hermes: I invited him.
Hephaestus: oh man, I am so putting this on HephaestusTV!
Hermes: him too.
Artemis: *to Hephaestus* You wouldn't.
Hermes: he would.
Artemis: Hermes, I'll give you three seconds to run.
Hermes: hey, sweetheart—
Artemis: ONE! *takes out hunting knife*
Hermes: Artemis?
Artemis: TWO!
Hermes:… AAAAAAH! *runs away screaming like a girl*