Rule #2: Make sure teme won't cheat.
Naruto laughed at this one. Sasuke didn't even get along with the well known friends they had, or Naruto had and Sasuke just happened to be around, and this rule wanted him to worry about Naruto being with a total stranger.
Impossible. . . But it wouldn't hurt to check.
Naruto followed and stared at Sasuke, discreetly, of course, who was surrounded by fan girls, and the odd fan boy dotting the rampant crowd every now and then.
Naruto sighed to himself. Sasuke could easily cheat on him if the stupid idiotic bastard wanted to, and could also pick from an array of villagers, because according to the crowd, and various Sasuke dedicated fan clubs he had a lot of choices.
Geez, Sasuke just had to be a sexy teme!
Naruto went back to staring when he saw the peaceful look on Sasuke's face morph into the Uchiha glare, and laughed when most of the crowd left. How could these "choices" think that they'd survive Sasuke if the "Glare" scared them?
When there was only a quarter of brave souls left he smiled wider when he saw Sasuke activate the Sharingan knocking the rest out into hopefully just a light sleep unlike last time.
When they were all down, Naruto included, because he forgot not to look Sasuke in the eyes when he had on his Sharingan, Sasuke stood up and walked through the bodies littering the floor to where he heard his dobe fall out of a tree.
Seriously, he thought lifting Naruto onto his shoulder; Naruto should work on his stalking skills.
When Naruto woke up in the darkened bedroom he turned to look see Sasuke sleeping peacefully beside him face impassive as ever, to Naruto's annoyance for some reason.
Than he frowned as stupid Rule #2 crept its way back to the front of his thoughts.
Sasuke would never cheat on him, because he knew better than to get Naruto angry.
Plus, this antisocial, severely misogynistic, often scary, and all powerful bastard of a teme was all his.
Check.