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Outtake: Rose vs. Heidi

(EM POV)

"I need to get my books." Edward looked reluctant.

I felt bad for the guy. Although he has come a long way from when I met him, he still hated conflict.

"I'll get them. As I said, I have to have a talk with Heidi." Rose narrowed her eyes and turned on her heels.

She stormed into pizza parlor, looking ready to rip Heidi to shreds.

Hell Ya! This I've got to see.

I followed behind her into the restaurant. I took a seat at the counter but faced the restaurant. Rose was just reaching the booth when Alice jumped onto the stool next to me.

"Did we miss anything?" she asked excitedly.

"Nope." I shook my head.

I looked at the waiter, who appeared right behind me. "Can I get a pizza pie with extra sauce, extra cheese, and anchovies on one of those silver platters that look like it's on a pedestal and a pitcher of orange soda?"
Heidi still hadn't turned around to notice Rosie hovering over her. Rose slid into the opposite side of the booth and glared at Heidi. She started tapping her finger in a rhythmic pattern on the counter top.

"How much cash do you guys have on you? We may need bail money." Jasper chuckled sitting next to Alice.

"Pfft. I'll charge it to daddy's card. It's not like he'll notice." Alice waved her hand, not concerned at all. Her mom died when she was little and her father remarried a woman that liked to pretend Alice didn't exist. He often just threw money at her, thinking that was enough.

We watched as Heidi placed her hand down on the open textbook without turning around.

Rose looked down at the hand for a half-second then back at the back of Heidi's head.

"She wouldn't." Jasper snickered.

"Oh she would. My girl has balls and I love her for them." I stated.

Alice snorted then let out a peal of laughter. Jasper's shoulders started to shake as he laughed.

"Not like that. She's got boobies not balls. She just kicks ass. She takes shit from no one." I corrected myself.

Rose finally let out an angry sigh, 'cause my girl doesn't like to be ignored.

Give it to her, Baby.

As if she heard me, Rose slammed the book shut on Heidi's hand. Heidi shrieked and whirled around looking pissed off.

Girl doesn't stand a chance, against my baby.

Heidi's scowl fell from her face when she saw the angry Rosalie.

"I would say that I'm sorry, but we both know that would be a lie." Rose's glare made Heidi shrink in her seat.

"What are you doing here?" Heidi suddenly found her voice. "Edward should be back any minute. We are on a date."

"Brave," Jasper snorted.

"Please, Heidi is dumber than a box of rocks." Alice scoffed.

"How could rocks be smart? They don't have brains." I asked.
Alice looked at me with one eyebrow raised.

"Oh, never mind, I got it now." I shook my head.

"Don't even try that with me. You now that your shit stinks just like everyone else's." Rose remarked with a roll of her eyes.

The restaurant had grown fairly quiet and most were watching the booth now.

"Edward is not on a date with you. He was asked by Professor Carson to tutor your pathetic ass to keep you from failing…what is it now…for the third time?" Rose asked. She yanked the book towards her making Heidi flinch.

"I just saw Edward. It seems the second he found out that today was Valentine's Day, he immediately ran off to be with his girlfriend, Bella. Have you met her? She's a good friend of mine." Rose gave her a meaningful look.

"You must know. I bet she called you crying that her boyfriend was here with me." Heidi sniffed.

"Actually, the last time I spoke to her was last night when she called about her plans for tonight with Edward. Bella is a big enough girl to stand on her own. Hell, if she's not afraid of Emmett, I doubt she would be scared of you. She doesn't need me to fight her battles."

"Then why are you here?" Heidi wrinkled her nose and pouted.

"To get Edward's books. He forgot them in his haste to get to Bella. I told him I would get them for him." Rose answered.

Her voiced had gotten calm. Too calm. That means that shit was going to hit the fan.

Rosie is about to open up a can of whoop ass.

"Well, now that you have them you can leave." Heidi suddenly got too cocky for her own good.

Good-bye Heidi. Wish I could say it was nice knowing you, but I'll miss you like I miss foot fungus.

"Not so fast. While I'm here. I think we need to have a little chat since it appears that you are a slow learner." Rose smiled coldly. "I said it nice last time, maybe that was my mistake."

Nice, meaning that she was left standing with her hair on her head still.

"Stay the fuck away from Edward. I heard rumors of your plans and for your sake they better be just that or you'll find yourself in Davey Jones Locker, if I have a say in it.

"That may not be that bad. What sport does he play? As long as he's good and could make pros I'll make it work," Heidi commented.

I snorted, even I knew about Davey Jones.

"You're still not getting it, are you? I will not sit by and let you try to get your claws into Edward. I may hold you down so Bella can have a piece of you, but there is no way in hell that I would let a gold digging slut like you try to manipulate him." Rose growled. "He has found someone who has made him happy. And she loves him for who he is, not what he can do for her. Leave it alone."

"What's some matter the little girl not up to competition?" Heidi challenged.

"Put your two brain cells together and get a clue. You're not competition. You're an annoyance like a small bug. I just gave you your second warning. If you need another that's when I become the exterminator and end you. Are we clear?" Rose had enough.

"Crystal." Heidi scowled.

"Order up." The waiter called from behind me.

"Alice, do me a favor and pay the man. Give him extra for the trouble that's about to happen." I stood up and picked up the pizza in one hand and the pitcher in the other.

"What are you doing?" Alice started to dig in her purse.

I ignored her and started walking.

"Hey, baby, our order is ready." I called out. Rose looked away from Heidi and gave me a confused look.

Her eyes widen as my foot 'caught' on a chair and I tripped. The pizza and then soda flew from my hands and landed all over Heidi.

Direct hit….I mean….opps…my bad.

She let out an ear-piercing screech. "You, idiot, look at what you have done?" Heidi wailed. She was covered in tomato sauce, cheese and wet from the soda.

"Watch it. It was an accident. His foot got caught on the chair. Everyone here saw it." Rose defended me. "Em, hun, are you okay?" she asked innocently.

"Him?! Is he okay? He ruined my Prada dress." Heidi complained.

"Oh bitch, please. That dress is not Prada. They would never make anything so skanky. You must have gotten that at Sluts R U. And don't even try to pass the shoes off as Louboutin. That is the wrong shade of red, in fact, it looks like you used nail polish." Alice came up beside us.

Heidi cast her a hateful look. She wiggled around uncomfortable. She dug into the top of her dress and two things fell out; something that looked like a Jell-O or gel circular lump and an anchovy.

"Eww. There was a fish in my bra." Heidi looked disgusted.

"At least that identifiable, what's that?" I pointed to the lump.

Heidi looked down and became mortified.

"I think that's a falsie." Jasper snickered.

"You mean she has fake boobs?" I exclaimed, maybe too loud. The restaurant broke out into laughter.

"Oh my god." Heidi ran from the restaurant in embarrassment.

Aww. She left.

I looked down at the mess that was left and felt slight bad. I turned back to the same guy at the counter.

"Hey, can I get a mop and some paper towels. Sorry about the mess. I'll clean it up." I offered.

"Don't worry about it, man. That girl was a bitch. Have a good night."

"Let's get out of here, before it's you we are bailing out. You two our quite a pair." Jasper laughed.

We walked outside and I pulled Rosie to me in a searing kiss. "That was so hot baby. I've want you so bad now, I don't think we will make it to the club. I may just throw you over my shoulder and bring you to my bed."

"As lovely as that sounds. I want to go dancing, then we can head home." She rolled her eyes. "Don't worry, Monkey man, you won't be disappointed." She whispered into my ear.

Yeah, Baby!

A/N:

Many of you asked so here is an outtake for you. I hope you enjoyed it.