To all readers:

I know I haven't updated in a while, and for that I apologize: first it was AP tests, then it was graduation, then it was vacation (awesome and fun, thanks for asking), now it's packing for college. I hope to continue updating, because there are a number of ideas I haven't touched upon. Thanks for being supportive and all, and I promise you, the buffet will continue.

AMS #3: Avatards.

Type: Ubiquitous, Omnipresent. Subsets: Obvious, annoying, ubiquitous, unrelenting, self-perpetuating.

Sokka looked down at his stomache, then over at his sister meaningfully. "Pleeeease, Katara?"

"Fine, fine."Katara exchanged a long-suffering look with Aang, except that Aang had no idea that Katara was long-suffering and grinned happily. "I suppose that means we're going to land for tonight?"

"Yup!" Aang nodded happily. "Okay, Appa. Down there!"

The bison didn't respond. Katara reflected that this may have been a good thing.

"OkayI'mgoingtogogetfoodbebackinaminute."

Katara made to call after her brother, butSokka was already gone. She turned to Aang, who was attending to Appa. "I guess that leaves us to build the fire."

Aang looked at her upside down from his perch on Appa's horns.

"...me to build the fire," corrected Katara. She began collecting wood, and dropped most of it as a tree screamed at her.

"What?" Katara stumbled backward ungracefully. Something flew at her out of the tree, and she aimed the wood still in her hand like a baseball bat at the flying object. It connected with the object; more specifically, with the object's head. The object fell to the ground, unconscious.

The object turned out to be a girl. (OMGA/N: HEr name is Hanashini Kashifotu ANd SHE IS TEH MINe DONOT STEIL seh is tal and pretty and beautiful becasue she has balck hair like black like coal and midnite and its cut in a diagonal cut with the bangs down to her waste adn at teh back its up on her nape of her neck but sometimes she wares it in a ponytai9l adn she washed it with Pantene Pro-V for Extra-Silky Shines and its balck and also she's waering a Japanese kimono its red and white and has green fans and she has a goldenlike sun fan in one hand and a sword in teh other and her eyes are pruple but they R sometimes blue.)

Katara stepped forward and wondered how the girl had managed to keep hold of both fan and sword in her fall. Aang jumped down off the bison and used the air to propel himself to his feet. "Katara, what happened?"

"Erm..." Katara blinked. "I'm not sure."

Aang made his way to Katara's side. "Wow, her hair is weird." Katara rolled her eyes and crouched, putting a hand on the girl's shoulder. "Are you alright?"

The girl's eyes shot open and the girl shot to her feet.

"Wha are you? I am Hanashini Kashifotu adn i an the Avatar!"

This time it was Aang's turn to blink. "Uh, no you're not."

"stfu yo yes I am!" Hanashini Kashifotu looked at Aang. "Wait, who're ytou?"

"He's the Avatar," Katara felt compelled to introduce.

"omg no hes not TEH last I'm an Avatar to!" Hanashini Kashifotu shot a fireball half an inch around to prove her point.

"That was just a fireball," Katara pointed out.

Hanashini Kashifotu glared and followed the fireball up with an earthball, a waterball, and an airball, except that no one could see the airball. Aang giggled. "They're tiny!"

Hanashini Kashifotu glared again, but before she could say anything else, another person jumped out of a tree and landed beside her. "I am Sanjuichi Honyakusuru and I am teh Avatar!" (OMGA/N: Sanjuichi Honyakusuru is MIENMINE and she is pretty with balck hair adn a hourglass..)figure)

"omg no you are teh not!" Hanashini Kashifotu glared at Sanjuichi Honyakusuru. Aang and Katara stared.

Sanjuichi Honyakusuru glared back."YEs I am adn I hav power!" She shot a fireball half an inch in length at Hanashini Kashifotu.

Hanashini Kashifotu slapped Sanjuichi Honyakusuru.

Sanjuichi Honyakusuru slapped Hanashini Kashifotu.

A third girl jumped out of a tree and landed beside the two. "I am Hokiboshi Burausu adfn I an teh other AVatar!" (OMGA/N: KIMONO! HAIR! MINE!) Hanashini Kashifotu and Sanjuichi Honyakusuru stared. Sanjuichi Honyakusuru slapped Hokiboshi Burausu.

Katara and Aang decided to back away as a fourth girl fell off a tree beside the other tree. "Sokka?" Katara called.

Sokka tore out of the forest, running toward Appa as fast as he posssibly could. "Run!" he told Katara and Aang over his shoulder. "Run away!"

Katara and Aang ran. Hardly had they reached the bison than a horde of black-haired, be-kiminoed girls with hourglass figures emerged from the forest. They stopped upon seeing the four already there, then, to the gAang's amazement, began slapping each other. Hanashini Kashifotu threw a fireball at Hokiboshi Burausu. The rest of the avatars began attacking each other, with minimal success. No one noticed as Aang told Appa to "yip yip!" and the gAang disappeared int othe sky.

"What was that?" Sokka asked, some forty miles later. Katara and Aang exchanged glances.

"Erm," said Katara.

"Uh," said Aang.

"We're not going to talk about that," Katara decided.

"But..."

"NO!"

Sokka shut up for the space of a mile. Then he spoke up again. "Katara?"

"What?"

"I'm hungry."

-Hanashini Kashifotu: nonsense.

-Sanjuichi Honyakusuru: Thirty-one Translate.

-Hokiboshi Burausu: Comet Blouse.