The Shinobi Prankster
A/N: This is a request Fanfic for themask501, I love the movie and I accept this request as a fan of The Mask… OH SOMEBODY STOP ME!
Oh and before I announced the next chapter I would like to announce the winners for being in Naruto's harem. The winners are…
*Drum roll*
Anko
Kurenai
Hana
Hinata
Temari
And…
FemKyuubi
Thank you so much for voting and enjoy this next chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Mask
Chapter 4: Konoha's ninja team of TERROR!
Next Day: Ninja Acadamy
Naruto, Konoha's Shinobi Prankster is walking into the Academy as today is pairing up the teams. As Naruto enters the classroom, everyone looks at him and panics. Because of what happened to Mizuki last night when he tried to steal the forbidden scroll, Naruto dropped a piano on him, killing him and returned the scroll to the Hokage.
(Flashback)
Naruto walks to his apartment with a smile on his face and a hitai-ate on his waist like a belt. Then he notices someone holding a large scroll on his back. Naruto follows the mysterious stranger to the secret hideout in the woods outside Konoha. The moonlight reveals the stranger to be Mizuki, on his back is the forbidden scroll containing strong and forbidden jutsus.
"He he he, finally I've got it" said Mizuki "As shame that demon brat passed but at least I got the scroll"
"I wouldn't be sure about that" said Naruto as he leaves the shadows. "Mizuki you're under arrest for theft and treason"
"HA HA HA HA, yeah right" said Mizuki "Like a weak Genin like you can defeat me; do you know why everyone hates you? I'll tell you; 13 years ago the Kyuubi was not killed but sealed, sealed and reincarnated as a newborn child. YOU NARUTO ARE THE KYUUBI NO KITSUNE!"
Naruto wasn't paying attention; he was listening to his tunes on his iphone.
"Huh, did you say something?" said Naruto looking blankly at Mizuki
The therapists
"AAAACHOOO!" sneezed a certain masked cycloptic pervert
"Bless you" said the therapist "Now let's go back to your childhood…"
Mizuki's hideout
"GRRR, YOU DARE MOCK ME!" shouts Mizuki as he pulls out his kunai and charges at Naruto with the intent to kill
"You know, you shouldn't play with knives" said Naruto as he eats a banana and throws away the skin.
Mizuki ignored Naruto until he slips in the banana skin; slides pass Naruto and slams in a tree. Mizuki recovers and smirks at Naruto
"HA, it would take more than a banana skin to defeat me" smirks Mizuki until he notices a strange shadow and a strange whistling "What the…"
BONG!
A Grand Piano fell from the sky and crushed Mizuki like a pancake, as the ANBU arrives to see Naruto playing the piano in the forest.
"Uzumaki, where's the traitor?" said the ANBU leader
Naruto points at the blood seeping out from under the piano, causing the ANBU squad to vomit in their masks. Naruto finishes by plays the ending of the Looney Tunes.
"THAT'S ALL FOLKS!" shouts Naruto in a crazy way
(Flashback ends)
The incident spreads to the citizens, they truly nicknamed him the "Shinobi Prankster" thanks to his lethal pranks and no one would like to mess with him, especially the last Uchiha and Dog-boy.
Naruto doesn't really care what people think, they called him a demon before, it's like his reputation would make things worse. Naruto sat down on his chair; the students moved right back away from Naruto and prayed that they aren't in his team.
"Hello everyone, I would like to stay well done for passing the exams" said Iruka "You are now Genin, the first step of being shinobi of Konoha, you will eventually grow strong and become full-fledged shinobi as the world of the shinobi is a dangerous one, so you must be full alert for any enemy ninjas from foreign nations. Now for the teams, Team 1…"
Hokage Tower
The Jonin instructors are all gathered, especially Kakashi as he is returned from therapy from that…incident 2 days ago. The Jonin are looking at a certain blonde that gained a terrifying reputation. They turned pale that they wished to NEVER be that psycho's sensei, well apart from one Jonin. Anko is praying to Kami that she would be Naruto's Sensei. That would scare everyone in Konoha, Anko and Naruto paired in a team would…well you know what I mean.
Ninja Academy
"… Team 7, Sasuke Uchiha…"
Sasuke turned pale as he looks at Naruto in fear as he heard of the Mizuki incident.
"…Sakura Haruno…"
Sakura chants "please not Naruto" and prays to Kami to not put him on the team, there was a small pause, the pause his killing them. Sasuke and Sakura's heart pounds wildly in fear as Naruto slowly turns his head, pulling a sadistic grin at them, like they are staring at the devil himself.
"…and Sai"
"YES!" shouts Sakura in relief ad tears of happiness in her eyes, Kami praised her for not putting Naruto in her team.
"Hn" is all Sasuke could say, in reality he was relieved that Naruto is not in his team.
"Your Sensei will be Kakashi Hatake" said Iruka "Now for Team 8, Hinata Hyuuga…"
Please be Naruto-kun Hinata mentally praying for Naruto to be in her team, she doesn't care as long as Naruto is in her team.
"…Kiba Inuzuka…"
Kiba gulps as there is one name to be called; Naruto turns his head at Kiba, giving him the evil grin at Kiba.
Please Kami anyone but NOT NARUTO! Mentally screams Kiba as he is scared shitless.
"…And Shino Aburame"
YES! Thought Kiba
NO! Mentally cries Hinata
"Your sensei will be Kurenai Yuhi" said Iruka as he looks at the list and turned pale in fear "N-Now for team 9, which is a 2 man team"
Kami forgive me prayed Iruka in his mind
Naruto Uzumaki…"
"HOORAY!" shouts
"…Y-Your sensei will be *gulp* Anko Mirarashi"
"*GASP*" said the students in shock and pure terror, they heard of Anko and her reputation.
"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!" screams a terrified Student as he runs in terror and jumps out the window "AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Everyone scream in terror too except Naruto, paper flies in the air and some are fighting against each other, a random student hold a book titled To Serve Ninjas
"It's a cookbook, IT'S A COOKBOOK!" screams the student pushing the book in someone's face
Then suddenly someone smashes through the window causing everyone to be quiet, she is wearing a beige trench coat, ninja netting and short orange shorts. She also has purple hair that resembles a pineapple and a grin that would scare Satan to death.
"Here I am, Konoha's psycho bitch Anko Mitarashi has arrived" said Anko
"You're early Anko" said Iruka
Anko sweat drops at her habit of being early.
"Anyway you're welcome to take Naruto" said Iruka "He's scaring the students away"
Actually the thought of you and Naruto as a dream would be their worst nightmare thought Iruka as he imagine the chaos those 2 would cause.
"Alright kid, let's go" said Anko as she leaves by window.
Naruto nods and leaves the academy, smashing through the window, Iruka groans at this.
Great, now Konoha's gonna pray for mercy from those 2, may Kami have mercy on us thought Iruka "Alright… team 10…"
Team 9 meeting spot, A.K.A the forest of death
Naruto and Anko arrive at the designated meeting spot (for them of actually), Training Ground 44 also known as the Forest of Death MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
*Thunder BOOMS!*
…Anyway the 2 man team beings by introducing themselves.
"Okay, I'll go first in case you don't understand the program, my name is Anko Mitarashi, my like are Dango, snakes and looking sexy, my dislikes are prejudice bastards, a certain snake and a certain favoritist pervert that has a habit for being late…ooh if I ever cross path with him BAM"
Academy roof
Kakashi starts to get cold chill running down his spine and felt a disturbance.
*Shudder, I better because who I cross paths with thought Kakashi
The Forest of Death
"…my hobbies are hanging out with my friend Kurenai-chan, eating dango and scaring the living shit out of people. And my dreams for the future…"
Anko then blushes at this and decided not to speak it.
"Okay blondie, you're next" said Anko
Naruto clears his throat and begins his introduction
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, also known to my enemies "the Shinobi Prankster", my likes are Ramen, Pranks and hitting on the ladies but don't confuse my with those perverts. My dislikes are perverts, rapists and people with no sense of humor." Said Naruto growling like a mad dog at his dislikes and clamed down to continue introduction
Training Ground 7
Kakashi and Sasuke sneezes loudly and felt a cold shiver running down their spines
Someone here to get me thought Kakashi and Sasuke in terror
Forset of Death
"…my hobbies are causing pranks, making pranks, training, and doing more pranks, my dreams for the future is to BRING TERROR TO THOSE WHO WRONGED ME, MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…Oh and be Hokage as well"
Oh I'm gonna like him thought Anko
"Okay, we'll forget the genin regulations of testing your team work since you and I know that were a perfect team" said Anko "We'll do a personal mission that involves a Cyclops, a banshee, a homo, and some freaky kid talking about his dick."
"A.K.A Team 7, right?" said Naruto
"That's right, we are gonna humiliate them like you did to that bitch Danzo" said Anko "And believe me, you are a GENIUS"
"Why thank you" said Naruto "Any ideas?"
"Why ask me, you're to professional" said Anko
Naruto thought about it and then a light bulb flashed under his head as he had an Idea.
"I got it, bit will involve Kurenai" said Naruto "Tell me, does she hate Kakashi?"
"Oh you have no Idea" said Anko "Why you ask?"
"All we need is a most terrifying Genjustsu and I mean a terrifying one for Kakashi" said Naruto "Then another one for Sasuke about his renegade brother rushing towards him and…permanently ending the Uchiha clan, Sasuke Death for Sakura and…Sai is a mystery but I'll think of something"
Anko nods at this.
"Okay, once Kurenai is done with her team.I'll have a talk with her" said Anko "Alright you're dismissed, see you tomorrow morning"
"Hai, Anko-sensei" said Naruto in respect before he vanishes in a puff of smoke.
In the streets of Konoha
Naruto appeared in the middle of the street, scaring everyone. Naruto shrugs it and searches for Sai; he can't humiliate him if he doesn't anything about him. He waits for Team 7 to leave their training grounds. Obviously they passed the genin exam due the fact the council wanted their precious Uchiha to pass. He sees Kakashi dismiss them; Sai waits for his teammates and Sensei to leave first and then leaves. Naruto follows Sai and to avoid suspicion he transforms into Sai's shadow, the shadow giggles evilly as it follows Sai.
Dark Ally
Sai enters the dark alley, waiting for someone. Naruto remains quiet to see what Sai is up to, then someone enters the ally, it's Danzo. He is still pissed off and cautious at Naruto thanks to the incident with Mizuki. Sai bows at Danzo with loyalty, Naruto smirks at this as he now has an idea for a prank for Sai. He will do anything for Danzo and I mean ANYTHING.
"Report" said Danzo
"Danzo-sama, Sasuke passed the exams" said Sai
"Excellent, everything is according to plan, the council will pleased about this" said Danzo "I am glad for once that Sarutobi made a wise decision of not putting that "Demon" in his team"
"I wouldn't be sure, you know who his sensei is now" said Sai "smiling" at Danzo
"Stop that smile Sai, you are a ninja. Emotions are for weaklings" said Danzo angrily "I'm still pissed off at my men making a fool of themselves during the festivities, dancing around, thinking they are in a party"
"But Danzo-sama, they were in a party, celebrating the defeat of the Kyuubi" said Sai
"Enough excuses, return to you duties tomorrow and if that "Demon" plans on interfering, I'll make him suffer" said Danzo as he leaves.
"Hai Danzo-sama" bows Sai as he too leaves
As Sai and Danzo left the ally, Naruto returns from his shadow form and grins like a Cheshire Cat. Oh he has a prank for Sai and he'll record it and sent it on the internet, it will be his greatest prank ever.
Dango stand
Anko enters her favorite Dango stand with her good friend Kurenai. Like Anko, she too hates Kakashi, for being a pervert and never takes his shinobi duties seriously.
"So Anko-chan, what do you need of me?" said Kurenai
Anko pulls a sadistic grin that would bring Orochimaru to shame.
"How would you like to teach Kakashi's team a lesson?" said Anko
Cliffhanger
The plot thickens, Naruto will create a multi prank on his new victims: Team 7, they will suffer their most fears, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OOOOOH, SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
Bye