A/N: ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFSADFSDFSDAFSDMFGNPKSJDNFPKJNYU UU~H!

R/N: Hey, Marisa, what's wrong with him? It looks like he's going crazy.

M/N: Eh, don't worry about it Reimu, he's just happy is all-ze.

R/N: Really? Why? Did he get a new pet or something?

M/N: Naw, he just got a lot of truths and dares for his story-ze.

R/N: Oh, so nothing important then...

A/N2: I would like to thank everyone who has submitted truths and dares, even though I'm sorry I didn't use some, mostly due to not being submitted in PM form... If you want me to use them, please submit a PM with your truths and dares included. Thank you~!

Touhou Truth or Dare Edition Ch 4

[BGM of the Day: Bad Apple! (Original version)]

-Hakurei Shrine, porch-

"Mystia, truth or dare-ze?" asked Marisa as the bottle stopped on our avian friend. Mystia wasn't paying a bit of attention to the game, so much so that she started humming to herself. She perked up a bit when she heard her name being called.

"Hm? What was that? Sorry, I was miles away..." said Mystia. Marisa sighed, not wanting to repeat herself.

"Truth or Dare-ze?" asked Marisa again, clearly annoyed.

"Oh, I pick dare since it seems everyone's been so brash today..." said Mystia.

"Alright-ze! Another good dare~! Well, you know how if you stick something your tongue onto a cold piece of metal, it sticks-ze? How about you try it with Cirno over there?" said Marisa, pointing to Cirno. Cirno was busy eating some mochi that was in the kitchen.

"Hey! My Mochi! You'll pay for that!" said Reimu angrily.

"Eh, eye got nothing better to do, so go ahead!" said Cirno as she turned her head a bit towards Mystia. Mystia got up, walked over to Cirno, and licked her cheek. "Hey! That feels weird! Knock it off!" said Cirno as she tried to pull Mystia away from her cheek.

"Ah canth! I'mb sthuck!" said Mystia as she tried to pull her tongue away.

RRRRIP! "AAAGH!" screamed Mystia as she ripped her tongue away. Her tongue was bleeding profusely, but was already starting to heal a bit.

"Ohohoho~! First blood of the game-ze~! Things are getting interesting!" said Marisa.

"Why do eye feel something running down my cheek...?"wondered Cirno as she felt her cheek. When she pulled away her hand, there was blood all over it. "Wh-What the?!" Mystia's tongue was partially frozen to her cheek when it was pulled away, leaving part of it stuck on her cheek. Marisa reached over to Cirno and ripped the layer of tongue off, tossing it over her shoulder.

"Well, that was worth it-ze~! Next~!" said Marisa as she spun the bottle once again. It spun and spun and spun for a long time, slowly coming to a stop on...

"Marisa, Truth or Dare?" asked Wriggle.

"Well, this seems interesting~! I wonder what she will come up with..."pondered Yukari as Wriggle, pardon the pun, wriggled in excitement.

"Eh, I don't feel like dyin' today, so I'm play it safe and pick truth-ze." said Marisa as she crossed her legs.

"Alright, tell us, is it true that you sleep around...?" asked Wriggle.

"Fufufufu~! I like this little firefly~!" said Yukari as she created a gap to sit on.

"Eheheh... well it's-you see I- yes." deadpanned Marisa as she started cleaning her Hakkero. "It's true that I sleep wherever I want, whenever I want-ze."

"...Well, that seems interesting..." said Mystia, her tongue fully healed.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked toward the door.

"Excuse me, may we please come in? We heard there was something interesting over by here, so my master and I decided to check it out." said the Half-Phantom Gardener, Youmu Konpaku.

"Yes, this is being heard all over town~! I'd like to see what it's all about myself~!" said the Princess of the Netherworld, Yuyuko Saigyouji, as she floated into the room.

"Yuyuko~! I'm glad you could make it~!" said Yukari as she floated on over to Yuyuko and hugged her.

"I wouldn't miss this at all Yukari~!" said Yuyuko as she hugged Yukari back.

"Well, you came at the right time-ze. We were about to pick who goes next~!"said Marisa as she put her hand on the bottle.

"Well then, let us continue." said Youmu as she sat down next to Mystia.

"Alright~! Let's go!" yelled Marisa as she spun the bottle. It spun very fast, so fast that it looked like a white disk of porcelain. It spun and spun and spun until it started to slow down. It slowly came to a stop on...

"Reimu, truth or dare?" asked Rumia.

"Dare, I want a little challenge!" said Reimu excitedly.

"My, my... this sounds interesting~!" said Yuyuko as she sat down next to Yukari.

"Trust me, it is~." replied Marisa.

"I dare you to go advertise for the shrine-"said Rumia as she was cut off.

"Hah! That's it? Just go advertise for the Shrine? I told you to give me a challenge! Not something Cirno would do!" scolded Reimu as she stood up.

"Hey! Eye resent that!" said Cirno angrily.

"I wasn't finished yet... I was going to say 'I dare you to go advertise for the shrine by starting every sentence you use with the word 'Armpits'.' If you don't want to... well, I guess I can come up with something humiliating instead..." Reimu's eyes widened a bit.

"Uh... on second thought... I'll do it..." submitted Reimu as she walk out to the Human Village.

-The Human Village, Entrance-

It was just a boring day in the village... some said it was too hot, some were too lazy... just nothing to do...

"Ugh... why does nothing happen around here...?" muttered Reimu as she walked through the gates of the village. "Seriously... does anything happen this time of year...? The children are even too bored to move!" She sighed as she made her way to the square.

-The Human Village, Square-

As she made her way to the square, she soon stopped in front of the fountain in the center.

"Alright... I hope I don't mess this up... who knows what happens if I can't do a dare..." she muttered as she stood on a convenient box. "Alright... here goes... ARMPITS, ATTENTION, EVERYONE!" Everyone stopped and turned towards Reimu, gathering into a crowd. "Armpits, come visit the Hakurei Shrine! Armpits, need help on a difficult test at school? Armpits, pray at the Shrine for good fortune! Armpits, losing your hair? Armpits, pray at the Shrine for growth! Armpits, need fortune? Armpits, pray at the- and they're gone." said Reimu, seeing that everyone left to go back to they're boring day. "...I don't get paid enough for this..." She started the long walk home.

-Hakurei Shrine, Porch-

Reimu was just climbing the steps, breathing heavily. "Why does...the shrine...have to be...so high up...?" said Reimu as she crawled her way up the stairs.

"Heheheh~! Why did you walk up the steps-ze? You know you could have just flown up here, right?" said Marisa as she flew over to Reimu, who was huffing and puffing like she just ran a marathon.

"...I'm such an idiot..." said Reimu as she stood up and slowly walked inside. Marisa just giggled as she flew in after her.

-Hakurei Shrine, Lobby-

"Well? How was it? Did you get any new customers~?" asked Rumia as Reimu sat back down. She slowly looked toward her with a fierce glare.

"...I should exorcize you right now, but I'm not, because it would get even more boring without you...so consider yourself lucky..." hissed Reimu.

"Is that so~? Well, I'm glad that I'm interesting then!" giggled Rumia as she spun the bottle again. Due to her Youkai Strength, the bottle startedspinning so fast that it it looked like a solid white circle. "Let's see who it will land on this time~!" It spun and spun and spun until it slowed down on …

A/N: DKXJGNZOSDGNODFKGNJ I'M SO HAPPY! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! A MILLION TIMES THANK YOU!

Y/N: ...Why are you thanking me? Is it because I gapped your story into Gensokyo? Is that it?

A/N:...Shut up Yukari, or else I'll say how old you are.

Y/N: You wouldn't dare...

A/N: Try me. EVERYONE! YUKARI IS -Gets hit- WAFFLES! TASTY WAFFLES WITH LOTS OF SYRUP!

Y/N: Never. Say. My. Age.

A/N2: Seriously, a big thank you goes out to Sonanoka21093 for the most dares anyone has sent thus far! You get a cookie! And sorry if I forgot one of them...