Chapter 3
With Lynn and Lincoln off to the soccer field, Lana sneaks up behind Lola…
"Let's go somewhere more private, babe" Lana whispers
"But Lana, what about about Lucy" Lola whispers back
"Fuck that-" Lana says
Lola gasps at her twin's profanity
"- I wanna fuck you" she says, whispering again
Lana earns some Sweet Chin Music
"Ow Lola! That really hurt, what the hell was that for?!"
"You know damn well what it was for you perv!"
"I-I'm sorry, sis. I don't know what happened to me." Lana says, flipping a bird to the sky "Fuck you puberty!"
"Although, I must admit, I wouldn't have minded if we did that"
"Then, why the fuck did you kick me?!"
"You didn't say please"
"You bitch, alright fine, please can we do sexy things"
"I already showed you my underwear when I kicked you." Lola says with a laugh
"Ugh fine, later"
"We really do have to watch for Lucy though"
Little did the twins know, while Lana was getting a kick to the face, Lucy sneaked past them and was now beating the hell out of Lynn with Lincoln tied to the bleachers
"JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU GIRLS SUCK AT KEEPING WATCH!" Lynn yells through a barrage of punches
"I know right" Lincoln answers through some hastily applied duct tape
"Wait, that sounded like Lynn!" Lola observes "Lana, Lucy must've snuck past us while you were being a pervert!"
"Oh shit! Let's go!"
(SAKE OF TIME TIME WARP)
"LUCY LOUD COME GET SOME!" The Twins yell as they approach the field
Lucy turns slightly, and receives double Sweet Chin Music, and then Lana suplexes her through the fence leading into the dugout, while Lola rains punches and kicks to Lucy's stomach
"Ow, I think that little bitch broke my arm!"
"Lynn, we're so sorry!" the twins say before bursting into tears and clinging to Lynn's legs
"How'd she get past you two?"
"She can teleport, remember" Lola lies, knowing full well what really happened
"Cphan oo gphys cphm untie m" Lincoln says through the duct tape
"Oh, yes" Lana says, with sadness in her voice still, untying her brother
"C'mon Lynn, I'll help you home" Lincoln says, fashioning a splint
"Thanks bro" Lynn says planting a kiss on Lincoln's cheek
"No problemo, Lynn"
"But not before I use my good arm to beat the everloving shit out of Lucy"
(Fanfiction writer reaches time warp limit for first time ever)
Lola, Lana and Lincoln wince at how horribly Lucy has been attacked, but then they look at Lynn
"Damn she really did a number on you Lynn, what happened?"
"Well…
Flashback: "Oh Lincoln"
"Oh Lynn"
"SKIP PLEASE" Lana and Lola interject
"Alright" Lynn says skipping the make-out sesh
"LYNN YOU INCESTUOUS WHORE!"
"What the-" Lynn says as she's clonked in the back of the head with something
Lucy puts a Kimura Lock on Lynn, which takes her a few seconds to remember how to counter, but she eventually rolls through. Lucy then hits Lynn in the back of the head with the butt of a sledgehammer
"How the hell can you even lift that?!" Lincoln asks, and is quickly knocked out and tied to the bleachers
Lynn then comes to, with a bloody nose, and gets a kick or two in on Lucy, before the emo girl takes her down, into a figure-4 leg-lock
"Lucy, how the hell do you know how to do these things?"
"I watch you and Lincoln practice, I don't want you two getting all that close, then I saw you kiss that night… and now here I am, going batshit on your incestuous, and may I add nice, ass" Lucy says before she starts hitting Lynn with some anime-fast punches
"JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU GIRLS SUCK AT KEEPING WATCH!"
Annd here we are" Lynn finishes
"I'm going to guess Lucy didn't actually say you have a nice ass" Lola comments
"No she didn't, because it's my job to say to say stuff like that" Lincoln interjects, earning a punch and a blush