Since the cartoon pretty much has no continuity whatsoever, neither will this fic. Except maybe if I can't fit an episode in one chapter. So, we're off to the next one.
Naruto walked up to Coop's garage after coming back from work one day, coming to a conversation between Jamie, who was sitting on the front seat with his feet over the door, reading a comic, and Kiva, who was fixing something on the back seat, about some planet or something Coop was under the hood, chuckling to himself as he listened to them.
"So, what's this about?" He sat next to Kiva.
"Jamie wants to know if I can take him to the planet of the Space Amazons."
"Space Amazons?" Naruto deadpanned. "What the hell do you think this is, a comic book?" Jamie looked at him over the covers of his comic, which was aptly titled 'Planet of the Space Amazons'.
"Whatever man. All I'm saying is that it might be real. And we have just the giant robot from the future to check." He tapped the car's door affectionately.
"And why would you even think Kiva'd know? She's from the future, not outer space."
"That's what I told him." Kiva added.
"Well, the car's done." Coop sat in the driver seat, making the vehicle sway a bit. "Let's go get something to eat."
"Hey there." A male voice sounded from in front of them. The four looked up and saw a floating head with small arms and legs.
"What the hell?" Naruto muttered.
"I'm sure you already know this, but my name is Magnanimous."
"That's a floating head."
"Chairman of the Intergalactic Robot Fighting Tournament."
"A floating head with little arms and legs coming out of it."
"Are you done, pal?" Magnanimous's eyebrow twitched.
"Not yet." Naruto stared at the head for a few moments before nodding. "Ok, I'm done. Go ahead."
"Now, as I was saying, I came here to invite you and your robot to be the first Earthling combatants in my tournament."
"Yeah, sure. We're in." Jamie stated from the front seat.
"Jamie, don't you think Coop can make the decision for himself?"
"Coop? No way."
"Did I mention the champion gets a championship belt?"
"Belt?" Coop's eyes lit up.
"Namely this one." A holographic image appeared in front of them.
"Coop, you don't need the belt." Kiva tried to persuade him.
"But it matches Megas's paintjob." Cop was already imagining the belt on his robot. "Alright, I'm in."
"Excellent. Meet at these coordinates." Magnanimous sent a set of Numbers to Coop's computer and flew away. Coop looked at the Computer for a moment before shrugging and revving up the engine.
"Naruto say something." Kiva turned to him.
"This should be fun." Naruto had a small grin on his face as the robot flew off from the planet's atmosphere.
"Naruto!"
"Oh relax Red. A robot tournament's bound to have a junkyard." Kiva's face betrayed her interest. "You'll probably find something you need there.
"Megas does need some spare parts." She relented. "Alright, let's go."
"Awesome! But we're already there." Coop grinned. "I think." A giant satellite was in front of him, with big neon letters writing 'Intergalactic Robot Fighting Tournament'.
"Yes, Coop. We're here." Naruto sighed. "C'mon, land the thing."
The big floating head met them at the landing pad, several other human-sized robots standing around there.
"Hey there."
"Look, its Magneronius."
"Nah man, his name's Magnoramus."
"Magnabobulus?"
"Megatubulus?"
"I hate Earthlings." Magnanimous groaned. "Alright, that's enough. You're fighting first. Your friends can watch on the stands." He snapped his fingers and two robots came up. "These two will lead the redhead to the junkyard. You can take whatever you want from there." Kiva nodded in thanks while Naruto and Jamie went to the stands.
"You know what, I'll meet you there." Jamie turned right and went to the bookie. He pulled out a half-eaten french-fry, button, lint and two silver dollars and slammed them on the counter. "Put it all on the new guy." The alien bookie flicked the two dollars away but kept the rest.
A couple of fights later, which Coop easily won, Jamie was now pushing three new bags full of alien money back to the bookie.
"Wait up." Naruto opened one of the bags and took out a handful. "You can bet the rest."
"Hey, that's my money."
"Oh shut up." Naruto swatted his friend on the back of the head. "I'm heading to the bar. It's been a while since I had some liquor. Which way?" He asked the alien at the counter, who pointed to the left. "Thanks."
About an hour, and several drinks later, Naruto felt a metallic hand on his shoulder.
"You'll have to come with us now." There were five robots behind him.
"And if I don't?" The lead robot showed him a vid of Coop loosing and Jamie and Kiva in a cage suspended above a swirling black hole in space. "Fan-fucking-tastic."
The five robots led him to the cage, while overhead Coop was shown taking the hits of other robots on purpose, and locked inside with the other two.
"Great job, guys." He gave them a thumbs up.
"Oh shut up." Kiva growled, speaking into her arm.
"Coop man, you gotta loose." Jamie grabbed her arm, yelling into it.
"What the hell do you think I've been doing?" One of the robots Coop was fighting cut a rope supporting a giant screen which fell on him, shattering him to pieces.
"Winning." Naruto stated. "Nice job."
"Sorry."
"Gah you stupid Earthling, you're gonna pay for that." Magnanimous pressed a button and the cord that held the café suspended snapped, releasing it to plummet into the dark abyss.
"Time to go." Naruto kicked open the door, ignoring the stabbing pain from the electricity that was running through it, and threw Jamie to one of the rafters that were holding the swirl of doom. "Your turn." He turned to Kiva.
"I'm not going anywhere without you." He shook his head and picked her up. "Hey, you let me go!" He threw her to the same rafter as Jamie. He then jumped after her, just barely missing the edge of the beam. He grabbed one of the two lower rings, just barely holding on.
"Well, this sucks." A strong female hand grabbed him, and Kiva, with no help whatsoever from a cowering Jamie, pulled him up. He smiled at her before she slapped him.
"Don't do that again you… you… you…"
"Jackass?" Naruto supplied, grinning sheepishly.
"Yeah." She gave him a small peck on the lips. "You jackass." He grinned and kissed her.
"Um, guys. That's great and all, but NOW IS NOT THE TIME!" Jamie yelled, causing both to glare at him.
Megas was sent flying into the rafter they were standing on, sending them over the edge and onto the robot.
"Hey guys, nice of you to drop by. Get in." The three got into the robot. "Anything interesting happen?"
"Nothing much." Naruto shrugged, putting his hand on Kiva's behind the seats.
"What do you mean 'nothing much'? All that money!" Jamie wept at the loss. "And alien babes." He cried again, alternating between 'money' and 'alien babes' in regular intervals. "Oh, and those two are apparently a couple now." He motioned to the back seat, snapping to normal.
"Awesome." Coop gave them a thumbs up. "Can I go and win now?"
"Only if you can beat… The Sonic Abominator!" A robot version of what they guessed would be Magnanimous's body if he had one was there, with Magnanimous as the actual head of the thing. "Groovy." He put sunglasses on.
"What the hell is that thing?" A sonic wave hit Megas, disrupting some of its signals for a moment.
"Hey, he chipped my paint!" Coop yelled. "Oh it is on!"
"Coop, you're not gonna."
"Sorry Jamie, but I have no choice."
"Yeah, but no one deserves that. Not even Magna… Magni… Mamo… whatever his name is."
"He started it!" Coop pressed a button titled 'The Jammer'.
"What? I never installed anything called the Jammer." Kiva stated, bewildered. Coop crossed his arms over his chest as his seat lowered into the robot. Jamie gave two sets of ear plugs to Naruto and Kiva.
Megas's chest opened to show Coop, along with a mic, very, very big speakers and a disco ball. And then the blond started singing. Badly.
The waves from the horrible sound were so intense that they managed to separate Magnanimous from his mech, making him cry out in pain before he actually realized it didn't hurt at all. Magnanimous was hurled into the black swirl of doom, which Naruto found out was called a Quantum Singularity, now that anybody actually cared about that, and Coop grabbed the championship belt, destroying the satellite in the process. All in all, a good outcome.
"Awesome."
"Now, for the planet of the Space Amazons." Naruto face palmed when Coop actually got them there.
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