AN: Okay, it's been pointed out to me, but I know Shikamaru is acting a bit out of character...I mean, he's too lazy to keep a journal, if we're being serious. But this is a fanfiction, and I'm not being serious. I'm totally making this up as I go along. But anyway, thanks to all of those who reviewed, favorited, or followed so far. I'm glad you like this! :)

Dear Journal:

I'm finally out of the hospital, thank God.

The others all decided to throw me a little party to celebrate.

Of course, even though the party was for me, I ended up getting stuck with the bill.

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

But anyway, Temari was there, which was cool.

She said, surprisingly, that Gaara had sent her. She's supposed to be here for a few weeks on an extended mission.

I was a little suspicious, and she got all huffy when I asked her what the mission was, so I dropped it.

And then I told her about the wierd dream I had in the hospital. She got a very odd look on her face when I said something about the popcorn.

After some prodding on my part, she finally told me that their where two wanted fugitives that fit my description. She didn't elaborate more than that.

I asked Ino if I still had to write in the journal since my motor skills picked back up, since keeping the thing is so troublesome...she said yes, that it was good for me. I don't really agree, but whatever.

My father seems to think it's a good idea. He says I might want to look back at my thoughts a few years from now.

I think it's a good way to let enemy shinobi find out about our secrets, but hey. He's old and wise, I guess.

Your uncertain lazy author,

Shikamaru

Dear Smart-ass Son:

Only if you're stupid enough to put mission details in here or bring it on a mission into enemy territory.

Just don't write anything you wouldn't want an enemy (or your mother) to read. And don't leave this where an enemy (or your mother) can find it.

Your 'old' and very wise father

Dear Father,

Apparently, I also shouldn't write anything I don't want you to read and shouldn't leave this where you can find it. Thanks for the heads-up.

Your lazy son,

Shikamaru

Dear lazy son:

Don't mention it.

Your equally smartass father

AN: I had to put that bit with Shikaku in, after reading Naruto Chapter 616. *Total Spoiler here, btw, so don't keep reading if you don't wanna know.* I mean, I really like the guy...and I was really touched by his and Shikamaru's words to each other. I hope he somehow made it out with Inochi...I don't think so, but maybe, since he IS a clever guy, maybe he did. Also, haha, I now want to know what's in that box that he doesn't want Shikamaru's mother to see, ha!