"Demon speaking"
'Demon thinking'
"Human speaking"
'Human thinking'
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Disclaimer: Again, I don't own the Naruto series, if I did the gods would play a bigger role. All rights go to their respective owners, but this plot is mine. Again, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE A TEENAGER!
A/N: Thanks for reading, hope you like it, please don't flame me, enjoy. Refer to my last statement in the disclaimer if you're even considering flaming me. Sorry for not updating quickly, but school started! Love you, bye! ;P
Normal POV:
Today is the time for Kakashi's test. Naruto ignores Kakashi's advice and eats a large breakfast. Even if he was going to hurl, at least he would get some nutrients. Despite his love of ramen, Sasuke had made sure that he enjoyed something healthy. So, he had a miso ramen cup with fresh vegetables put in.
Afterwards, he got dressed and brushed his teeth. He made sure that he was at 100% before going for this test. Long ago he'd managed to master the art of stealth and silence. He was so fast, Sasuke said that he was high jonin to low ANBU level. He was able to mask his presence perfectly, even ANBU hadn't been able to sense him. Hell, he'd bet a kage level shinobi wouldn't be able to find him if he really tried. "Kit, you're going to be late. You should get going soon." Kurama says. "Yes, Kurama-tou-san." I tell him. You see, recently he told Naruto that he can change his gender at will. Should he decide he wanted to be a female for any reason, he could.
Naruto got there and almost sweat dropped at the scene. That Haruno girl was staring at Sasuke and asking him out for everyday of the month, Sasuke bluntly saying 'no' to her every time. Honestly, even a complete stranger could look at this scene and tell that he wasn't interested.
"YOSH! ARE YOU GUYS READY FO-" Naruto started, but was cut off by Sakura.
"Shut up baka! Learn to be quiet!" Sakura, seeming to want to look like a girl was debating whether she should punch him or not.
"Aww. That wasn't very nice, Sakura-chan, dattebayo!" Naruto says. Giving up on trying to keep herself from hitting him, Sakura punches him in the stomach with all she had while screaming "Who said that you could call me Sakura-chan?!" Ironically, the moment it connected, Kakashi showed up. Naruto didn't even look like it fazed him.
"Hehehe, sorry I'm late, I had to help an old lady across the street!" He opens his eye and sees that Sakura had punched Naruto.
"Now that was just rude, Sakura-chan, 'ttebayo!" Naruto exclaims. Kakashi just looks on, seeing as she'd already gone through with the punch. She started nursing her fist, which caught Kakashi's attention.
"What are you made of? That actually hurt!" Sakura says, her fist stinging because punching him had been like punching a wall full force.
"Well, there is this jutsu that I found that allows you to increase the density of your body, and I thought that would be a good way to brace for your attack. Was that not a good way to make sure that you didn't do that again?" Naruto says, still smiling. (Embrass your inner Sai, Naruto, EMBRASS IT!)
"Also, it's not very good to attack a team mate right before and assignment and or mission." Sasuke says in his usual cool demeanor.
"Of course Sasuke-kun!" Sakura gushes, you could see the hearts in her eyes. She went back to her fangirl ways.
"O-kay then... So for the test, you have to get these bells from me." Kakashi says, getting their attention.
"But there are only two bells! What's the meaning of this?!" Sakura shrieks. Both Naruto and Sasuke cringe at the fangirl's voice.
"As I was saying, you have to try to get these bells from me, and the one who doesn't get one from me gets sent back to the Academy. You have three hours for this test, which begins..." Kakashi looks at the sun, "Now."
Sakura and Sasuke made as much distance as they could from Kakashi to come up with their game plans. Naruto however, just stood there. Once he felt that they were a suitable distance away, he spoke. "You do realise that you're not supposed to pass a team without all three members, correct?" Naruto asked, completely serious.
"Well then, I guess you understand the point of this test then." Kakashi was impressed that this newly minted genin knew of such a thing. He had heard the rumors about this so called 'deadlast.' He could've always been seen smiling, though with him not smiling right now, he was a ferocious sight. He had a body built for power, but at the same time had a body built for speed. He truly the best of both his parents.
" I'm sure you have realised that I am much different than my report card states." Naruto makes a hand sign. 'That idiot!' Thought Sakura. She had stayed close enough that she could see, but she hadn't heard a thing. Sasuke had done the same on the other side of the clearing. His thoughts differed from Sakura's greatly, however. 'This makes you wonder what the dobe has planned.' "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" Naruto yells, creating 40 clones and mixing into the fray of them. They all attack at once, slowly all getting dispelled. They got a few good hits in. Unbeknownst to anyone, one bunshin hengēd into a set of bells just like the ones that Kakashi had shown them, then did a kawarimi with the real bells. Once Kakashi was done with the clones, Naruto retreated. Kakashi wondered what he was doing, then set out for another target. He sensed the girl almost immediately, she wasn't masking her chakra.
"I wonder who I should get next..." Kakashi said aloud, then shunshined away, deciding to give the brats a chance. Also, he really wanted to continue his book without anyone bothering him. Sakura started plotting when suddenly she was grabbed from behind. A hand covered her mouth as she struggled to fight back.
"You really shouldn't be thrashing this much, Sakura-chan!" Naruto says from behind her. She stops her thrashing. " Thanks, you almost dispelled me!" The Naruto bunshin said. "So, boss has this plan..." As the bunshin tells Sakura the plan, she believes that this 'boss' he speaks of is Sasuke. At the same time, the original is talking to Sasuke about his plan.
"So, you agree?" The two Narutos ask simultaneously. Both agreed and jumped away from each other.
Two hours later, everything was set up. "Alright... And... Go." Naruto says, starting the plan.
"I guess I should start rounding up those kiddies now." Kakashi sighs, he was thinking about what the kids might have done to each other by now. Suddenly, he's got two of the kiddies right in front of him. And two behind him... And two on either side... One of them must have cast a genjutsu on him, cause there was no way that genins like them could work together and do jutsus while he was none the wiser.
"Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Kakashi calls out to the forest, flaring his killing intent. He didn't want to have a team, but he was the only jonin not doing any kind of responsible shit.
Naruto POV:
'Woah... He's insane, is he trying to give us heart attacks? I mean, if I wasn't used to killing intent, I swear I would have dropped.' 'Thump' 'Looks like golden boy here couldn't take it...' I pick him up and silently take him to a safer place. Once he's at a nice spot, I create a shadow clone, then henge's into Sasuke. It's good that I already figured him out, otherwise I would have had to fail this test.
"We're coming, Hatake-sensei!" I say in a sickly sweet voice, and make my bunshin-henged- Sasuke glare at me. I can already tell that he's going to try to kill me during this test, everyone tries to kill me if they get the chance. It's just a natural occurance. But, such is his life. *sigh*
I rush in and give him a flying kick. My clone yells angrily from the background, "Dobe! You're supposed to wait for me you baka!" "Sorry, got caught up in the moment!" I yell back. My henged clone Sasuke sends a fire jutsu at him. "Monkey see, monkey do!" I yell, signaling for Sakura to launch the kunai and shuriken at Kakashi while my clone and I jump away. Luckily, she hadn't been close enough to actually feel the full brunt of this jounin's killing intent. All the shinobi tools launch at the lazy jounin. After they are all launched, we see the teacher blow up into a puff of smoke.
"Time's up! You all fail!" Kakashi yells from behind us, looking at the sky.
"What?! Sakura screeches. "I put up with this idiot for nothing?!" Kakashi raises his eyebrow at the girl's treatment of the boy who seems to be nothing but kind to her.
My Sasuke clone heads into the forest to get the real Sasuke for this last part of the test. While Kakashi is distracted by the crazy screeching banshee, the real Sasuke comes and just stands where the clone was. Once he's in place, I clear my throat. "Well, that was amusing, however, we passed." Kakashi's eye widens slightly, and Sakura just looks confused. I sigh and reach into my pocket and pull out the bells that I stole from him earlier. I jingle them slightly. Kakashi immediately retrieves the bells that were in his pocket. Once they are out, they dispel and he looks shocked at having lost them.
"When?" Is all Sakura and Kakashi say, I pretend to not notice the dark aura that seems to be growing out of Sakura.
"Stole them while I was pestering Kakashi with a bunch of clones. Amazing what you can do with kawarimi when you really try." I say, shrugging. Sakura slowly walks up to me, her dark aura growing exponentially.
"So, you made us do that work for nothing..." When she gets in punching distance, I do that density shifting jutsu again. I think she may of broken a bone after that hit...
"So, Naruto, who are you giving the second bell to?" Kakashi asks. Sakura and Sasuke didn't seem to have thought about that.
What is going to happen? Who will Naruto choose? R&R, please!