I wanted to say thank you everyone for the reviews so far! I'm glad everyone is enjoying the fic, as slow updating as I am with it and my sense of humor. I also wanted to address a few mentions about thinking this was a Dark Shadows remake at first. I've never seen Dark Shadows unfortunately but after hearing it mentioned and a few PMs it is now on my list of things to watch in the future. So THANK YOU for introducing me to something new. I love classic vampire horrors and don't know how this escaped my list.

Anywho, so I'll be updating the next chapter some time at the end of the week. I'm a busying person and I can't keep a straight face when writing this story.