Rosalie didn't look satisfied but let Jacob keep his story
"What were you guys doing here?" Jacob asked in the same harsh tone, asking only Rosalie. She sneered but looked away.
"We were playing a game of Dare adults only" Emmett said.
"I can tell by your outfit" Jacob laughed.
"I want to play" Renesmee insisted.
"No honey, we already started. Next time for sure. It can be you me and Daddy." Bella replied.
"Yes, I am intellectually ready. Please!" Renesmee begged
"No honey. Your only one in human years. You can play another time! It will be fun!"
Renesmee looked up at Bella with pleading eyes and touched her perfect palm to her face.
"Okay" Bella whispered lovingly. She turned to the rest of the group "Now that Renesmee is playing can we please tone it down just a tad. I don't want Renesmee knowing everything me and Edward do just yet." Bella announced. "Or everything in the world for that matter." Bella added in a mutter to soft for even the other Vampires or Jacob to hear.
"Okay Alice" Edward turned to face her. "Will you can chose Dare, Dare or Dare. Or would you like Dare?" Edward chuckled at his joke.
Alice thought again. "I hope this one isn't interrupted" she laughed "I chose Dare."
Edward thought a moment. "This one's for the silk top you bought me 20 years back that made the girl at the ice cream place stalk me."
Alice looked startled "Darn it I thought you forgot about that!"
Edward waited a moment "Okay Alice ready? I dare you to go into Victoria's Secret with Emmett and ask is they have his out fit in your size if they do or don't it doesn't matter you will look around for a moment after you do or don't get it and attempt to purchase something that is not there. An invisible non-real Little Red Ridding hood outfit!"
Alice raised an eyebrow "I really did think you forgot about that hmmmmmm…. Okay I'll do it but which Victoria's Secret do I go to?"
Edward grinned wider "Well of course you will go to the one closest the one that you're a regular at that you spend thousands of dollars at. The one you love."
Alice starred "You wouldn't"
"I would" Edward said his grin fading Alice climbed into the jeep followed by Jasper Esme and Carlisle. Edward climbed into the Volvo followed by Bella, Emmett, and Rosalie. Jacob and Renesmee climbed into the car Edward let him borrow so they could drive to a good hunting place (Renesmee had her preferences.)
. . .
Everyone Arrived at VS (Victoria's Secret.) "Better get going" Edward snickered. "We'll go in first. You and Emmett can follow."
Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Bella, Edward, And Jacob who was holding his hand over Renesmee's eyes, Renesmee constantly whining walked into the VS Alice practically own she bought so much stuff at.
The lady at the cashier looked amazed at the beautiful people who walked into her store. She was a little distracted by the one who was a little older and had darker hair but she gave it up once she saw he wore a wedding ring and was holding tightly to a brunette about his height. If she had remembered correctly this was Edward one of Alice's brothers. He had been married for a little while but she couldn't recall exactly how long. Alice could probably buy the whole VS chain of stores if she took all the money she had spent at this one. The group of people spread out throughout the store.
A few minutes later Alice walked in the cashier straightened up and smiled. She usually got enough tips from Alice to pay her bills for about a week. Thankfully Alice came in more than that!
Following Alice was a tall sturdy built guy. What he was wearing turned her stomach. He had on a white mini dress and Little Red Ridding Hood outfit like the one the sold. She turned in disgust but turned back to talk to Alice.
"Hello Alice! Welcome to Victoria's Secret. Can I help you with anything?" She gave the same slur to Alice every time she came in.
"Yah, Jennifer I do need something." Alice said lightly. It was strange for her to say that. She knew the whole store inside out – including the back rooms!
"What can I do you for?" Jennifer replied quickly
"Well….." Alice started, "I want to know if you have a Little Red Riding Hood Outfit like Emmett here in my size." This time she almost sounded as if she were grinding here teeth, it was a weird sound.
A light laughing erupted through the store but stopped abruptly. Jennifer looked startled and even looked down to her name tag to make sure she was the one being talked to.
"Sssssuuure, yah sure. Just let me check in the back room real quick, Okay?" Jennifer ran from out behind the counter and to the back room.
Jasper walked up to Alice grabbing her hand, "How does she know your size?" he asked quickly
"She knows all the girls sizes, you should know that!" Alice said as if she were completely dumbfounded on why he wouldn't know it
"How stupid of me, I should have known that by now." Jasper said quickly. He gave Alice a kiss and backed into the bra rack as Jennifer got out of the back. She was carrying a LRRH out fit.