Chapter 4: God damn Liberals
-At the bus stop next morning-
Stan: So how did you guys sleep last night?
Cartman: Like a baby!
Kyle: Good.
Nora: Meh.
Kenny: (Horrible.)
Stan: Why horrible?
Kenny: (My parents were fighting.)
Stan: I see.
Nora: do your parents often fight?
Kenny: (Yes, now can we please stop talking about this?)
Nora: Okay, chill out.
-The bus arrives. Kyle and Stan sit with each other as usual and Kenny and Nora sit with each other-
Cartman: Seriously, Kenny. When are you going to kick that bitch away and let me sit with you, again?
Kenny: (Cartman, I'm really not in the mood!)
-Kenny looks at Cartman with red, tired and annoyed eyes-
Cartman: Okay... Chill out...
-Cartman goes over and sits with Butters-
Butters: Oh hi Eric! How's it going?
Cartman: -sighs- Shut up, Butters...
Butters: Okay, Eric. Oh and thanks BTW for letting me out of that cadge. I almost had to eat my own poop... again...
-Cartman looks disturbed at Butters and turns his back and looks at Kenny-
Cartman: KENNY!
-Kenny just flips Cartman the bird-
Cartman: Okay, fuck you too! I didn't even want to sit with you! I am perfectly comfortable to sit her with my best poop-eating friend!
-Nora looks at Kenny who is tired and feels quite tired herself. She lies on his arm to rest. Kenny notice what she's doing, but is too tired to react-
Kyle: Kenny, Kenny? KENNY!
-Kenny wakes up and looks around a little shocked-
Kenny: (huh, what?)
Kyle: The bus has stopped
Kenny: (Oh.)
-He sees Nora lying on his arm-
Kenny: (Nora?)
Nora: huh?
Kenny: (We have to get to school)
Nora: Fine...
-They both look tired and they walk into the school-
-In the classroom-
Mr. Garrison: Good morning, class.
The class: Good morning.
Mr. Garrison: Today we're going to have a little about history. Now who can tell me some reasons why the American civil war started?
-Kenny rests on his desk with his arms covering his face-
Mr. Garrison: Kenny?
-Kenny looks up-
Mr. Garrison: Well?
-Kenny takes up something from his bag. It's a gun and is about to shoot himself, but Nora takes it away from him, before he takes it up in class-
Nora: If I have to suffer through this, so do you!
-Kenny looks angry at her-
Kenny: (Fuck you, bitch.)
Mr. Garrison: Kenneth, McCormick!
Kenny: (I don't know!)
-Nora rests with her head on her desk, with her arms covering her face, just like Kenny did-
Mr. Garrison: Well perhaps you can tell me, Nora.
-Nora looks up tired-
Nora: Something about the South wanting to have slaves and the North were a bunch of god damn Liberals or something. Funny thing though, it was actually the Conservatives who wanted to free the slaves.
-She chuckles to herself, tired-
Nora: Liberal Conservatives... Can I return to sleep now?
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Nora and very good explained.
-Nora returns to her sleeping on the desk-
Mr. Garrison: Now kids...
-At Lunch-
-In the cafeteria. Nora walks up to Wendy, who is sitting at the girls' table.-
Nora: Hey, Wendy?
Wendy: -Turns to Nora- What?
Nora: I hope I didn't offend you by what I said in class, I'm just really tired.
Wendy: -Smiles at her- Its okay, I forgive you.
Nora: Thanks.
-Wendy hugs Nora as a sign of forgiveness and Nora then hugs her back-
Wendy: Wanna eat with us girls here?
Nora: Sure.
-She sits down with the girls and starts eating-
-over at the boys' table-
Kyle: Kenny, can I talk with you in private for a minute?
Kenny: (Sure.)
-The leave and stand outside the cafeteria-
Kyle: So who was that person you were fighting last night?
Kenny: (I don't know! He just showed up and killed that guy who I was interrogating. I bet it's someone on our school.)
Kyle: Who? Who would have the guts to kill someone?
Kenny: (I don't know, but keep an eye up for anything unusual or suspicious. In two days the Cripples are going to have meeting with the Bloods. The leaders are going to be there so we better be prepared.)
-The two friends return to the boys' table-
-Over at the girls' table-
Wendy: Nora? You seemed to be bothered, what's wrong?
Rebecca: Are you going to cry some more about your little country?
-Rebecca says it, appearing mad or jealous. Nora glares at her, but Rebecca just eats her lunch without looking at her-
Bebe: Don't listen to her Nora. What's wrong?
Nora: -sighs- Its Cartman.
Bebe: That fatboy? What's he done to you?
Nora: Nothing it's just...
Wendy: Just what?
Nora: He won't let me play with him in his superhero group that he calls "Coon and friends"
Rebecca: Bo-freaking-ho.
Wendy: For God's sake, Rebecca. You don't need to be an ass to Nora just because she's new!
Rebecca: Whatever.
-Wendy sighs shaking her head-
Wendy: Forget about her and forget about Cartman. He's just an ugly, fat stupid boy!
Bebe: Yeah, who gives a crab about those stupid boys anyway?
-Nora starts smiling a little-
Nora: Thanks for cheering me up.
Bebe: No problem, Nora.
Wendy: Hey! What about we team up and dress up as superheroes ourselves and fight the boys?
Wendy: Yeah! What do you girls say, my place after school?
-The rest of the girls cheers and agrees. Cartman looks suspicious at the girls-
Cartman: What are those girls cheering so much at?
Stan: Don't know, don't care.
-Stan is uninterested and just keeps eating his lunch-
Cartman: If I didn't know any better, I'd say they were planning something against us...
-He sees Bebe looking at him with an evil smile and then she flips him the bird-
Cartman: My God...
-End of chapter 4-