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"Dude! I'm sorry!" Emmett laughed and walked out the door of the parlor. I held up one finger to tell Edward to hold on for a minute and stalked off to the family room.

"Emmett!" I screeched, jumping on his back.

"Bella! I said I was sorry! No need to go all spider monkey on me!" He bellowed, trying to loosen my chokehold that I had on his neck.

"Children!" Sophie scolded, walking into the room.

"Sorry Sophia." We said in unison. I climbed off of Emmett's back, looking at the floor.

"Bella!" Alice squealed, running full speed towards me with Rosalie hot on her heels.

"Alice!" I mocked.

"Bella!" Sophia squealed, chuckling.

"Rosalie!" Jasper came up behind her.

"Emmett!" Em yelled, not wanting to be left out. Everybody howled in laughter.

"Okay,-giggle-Alice, what-giggle-did you-giggle-want?" I gasped.

"I talked to Esme and she's letting us throw a party next weekend!" She was jumping up and down like a Pomeranian on crack. (I absolutely hate small dogs. They strongly resemble rats with hair extensions.)

"Yay!" I mocked her with fake enthusiasm. I really didn't like parties. Alice and Emmett always got smashed and I was stuck grabbing some random person to drag Emmett while I carried Alice out to my car.

"Oh stop being such a party pooper." Emmett grumbled.

"Oh, yeah, says the guy who I have to get some random guy to drag their smashed ass into my car." Alice was giggling while I was speaking.

"Oh, shut it, pixie. Bella has to carry you after she pries you away from the kid you're making out with, with a crowbar." Emmett sneered.

"Okay, god, guys, shut the hell up!" Rosalie came between us.

XxxxXxxxXxxx

So, here I am, standing, a week later, surrounded by fashion Nazis and a laughing saleslady, in an uber expensive boutique.

"Alice, just no. Fuck, no." I growled as she put me into a dress that barely covered my ass. Esme was sitting on the bench to my right, chuckling at my choice of words.

"Here, Bells try this." Rosalie said distractedly as she looked at herself in the mirror.

"Guys, why don't we have a costume party?" I asked, remembering the last party we threw in March.

"Bella! That's a great idea!" Alice squealed. "Rose?"

"Fuckin' A." She said. "But, I'm still getting this dress."

"Let's go to the costume shop." I grabbed my purse and shoved the ugly-ass dress at the saleslady and walked towards Rose's candy apple red M3 BMW.

"I'm going to tell Emmett so he can take the guys to get a costume." Rosalie said, flipping open her cell phone and dialing Em's number.

"It's gonna be a costume party…yes you idiot, I know it's June…take Jasper, Edward and Carlisle to go and get costumes…I'll tell you later…uh-huh, totally…bye, monkey man."

"Gag." Alice, Esme and I said simultaneously. It is actually kind of funny. Esme and Carlisle are only twelve years older than Alice and I, so right now they're twenty-nine.

Esme, my dad's baby sister of thirteen years, could easily go for twenty; she has a better body than I do. And Carlisle looks to be only in his early twenties, or so. Esme was one of my best friends. You could tell her anything, and when you've known her long enough, she tends to lose her reserve. We've played pranks on Emmett and Carlisle together. They've been more like our older brother and sister instead of aunt and uncle.

We walked into the store and started to go off into different directions. I found the perfect costume. It was a commemorative to the army. It was a sexy football player, costume, booty shorts, and crop top with huge number 13 on the front.

I ran directly to the fitting rooms, only to find Alice, Esme and Rose going into a dressing room. I followed and stepped into the one Alice was in because there was no more.

"Ally, it's me, the other ones are taken, let me in." I knocked lightly on the door.

"Sure, Bells. C'mon in. You'll love my costume." When I opened the door, she was zipping up a black pinstripe dress that came to just below her ass. She was going as a 1920's gangster. I saw the tag and noticed it was playboy.

"What's your costume?"

"Football player." I muttered, slipping the crop top and booty shorts on.

"Ooh, Sexxaaayyy!" She giggled, slapping my ass.

"I'm hopin' to attract some attention." I said with a mischievous smile.

"C'mon, let's go see Esme and Rose's." I stepped out and gasped in shock.

"Holy. Shit." I gasped when I saw Esme's costume. She was going as the 'Naughty Nurse.' I almost keeled over. The dress was a halter top and came about six inches above her knees. Rosalie was a jailbird. She had a crop top tied right below the bust, a miniskirt that rivaled the length of my shorts a striped cap paired with a pair of thigh-high stilettos.

"Damn, ladies. We gonna be breakin' some hearts, Friday." I started to dance to the song that was playing in the store. 'Magic Carpet Ride' by Steppenwolf has always been one of my favorite songs.

I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

The other people in the store looked at me as a strutted around to the beat of 1960's classic rock.

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Esme joined me in dancing. She grabbed a red feather boa and made a loop out of it. She walked up to me, facing me and put the loop around the back of my neck and let go of one end, walking behind me.

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found

Alice walked up to me and we did our signature. She faced me, grasped my right hand in her left. We jumped up, landing in a squat and did it again, switching hands. (At a dance the other night, my friend and I did that, we added a couple of other moves and we got a little bit of applause.)

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Almost every man in the store was adjusting their shorts. I mean, Alice and I were bouncing around in short shorts and a mini dress.

"Bells, I saw the best pair of boots to go with your outfit." Alice said, pulling me towards the side of the store that had a rack of shoes on it.

Alice pulled a shoebox off the shelf and opened the lid. There lay a pair of black sneaker styled stilettos.

We got home an hour or so later. I heard the distinct sound of 'Superfreak' by Rick James coming from the stairs leading to the basement.

I crept silently down the steps and nearly killed over at the sight that had unfolded before me.

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please

Emmett was wearing a pair of girl underwear, singing into a hairbrush, Jasper had his blonde curly hair gelled into a Mohawk. Edward took the cake. He was in his boxers, wearing giant pink sunglasses, jumping on his bed. Looks like the guys have bonded while we were gone.

That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny!

I was doubled over laughing as the song ended, causing the guys to look at me.

"Isabella Marie!?" Emmett bellowed, covering his junk for my innocent eyes. Edward turned as red as a tomato.

"Em-giggle- is there anything you want to tell us? We'll still love you." I cooed. He just growled at me.

"Well, now that sight was forever burned into my memory, I'm gonna go help Esme with dinner. Toodles." I sang, skipping up the steps.