South Park: La Resistance (still) Lives On.
Chapter 4: One heck of a forest.
After three long hours the children was finally done with the setting up their tents where they would sleep the three coming nights. They were all tired and hungry and angry, and they felt homesick as hell.
"I wonder how Ike is..."
"My clothes are all dirty! I want to go home!"
"Mmm... dinner..."
"Fucking trip with fucking dead trees and fucking grass... Oh wait, there is no fucking grass!"
"Waaaaaaaaahhh! Mooom! I wanna go hooomme...!"
Mr. Garrison didn't feel so good either. He was angry all the time, and he got frustrated for nothing.
"Now why the fuck won't this stick burn!". "Garrison, we're hungry..."."I fucking know. Stop complaining!"
As you can see, the situation sucked ass. But the kids could still sleep, and everyone woke up in the morning when they heard Garrison scream of joy. He had stayed up all night, trying to fix a campfire.
"That's nice, Mr. Garrison. What are we having for breakfast?" Token asked, while yawning.
"Breakfast?"
After that moment the children went deeper into the forest to find food. Well, everyone but Cartman, who said he had a painful headache and couldn't move, and Garrison, who would guard the tents from wild animals. They split up in three groups, one going north, one going east and one going west. Stan, Kyle, Clyde, Wendy, Red and Jimmy went north, and they found a river not so far away from the camp.
"Maybe there is some (eeehh) salmons in the r-river" Jimmy said, and the six of them started fishing with pointed sticks they had found in the mud. It was a success and they got some salmons to bring back to the camp.
"Look, I'm a talking fish, and I like to eat people!" Kyle said, while moving the fish's mouth so it looked like the fish talked.
"Eww, gross!" the two girls said.
"… Don't panic..." Clyde said to himself.
The children laughed over Clyde's fear to fishes, and began walking back to the camp. On the way home, they came across with, as it seemed, the only green bush in the forest. They took some berries from the bush, thinking that the others would be very pleased with the food they came with. But when they returned, they noticed that something were not right. The tents weren't up anymore and the campfire was not lighten.
"Mr. Garrison? Cartman?" Kyle said, worried.
"I wonder what happened here.." Red said, also worried.
"Split up and go look for them!" said Stan, but just when they would split, you could here a voice not far away.
"You guys! Hey, guys!"
Cartman showed up behind them, looking excited.
"You guys, you won't believe what just happened!"
"What Cartman? Why is everything different since we left the camp?" Kyle said, not looking that pleased that Cartman have to tell something important, because he always sucks on explaining stuff.
"I'm about to tell you, Jew." Cartman sighed. "You see, some very big, bad people showed up here, and can you guess what they wanted?"
"No Cartman" Kyle played along, not wanting him to go on a sidetrack.
"You see, they asked about YOU, Stan!"
"Me?" Stan said surprised.
"Yeah, and Garrison asked why they were wondering, and then BAM! Garrison was knocked out!"
"That's horrible!" Wendy said, almost about to cry.
"Yeah, but that's not the best part! You see, after they knocked him out, they took him to their big truck, and drove away with him!"
After that moment, everything was quiet. No one said a word. But after five minutes Jimmy said:
"Ho.. Holy shit d-dude (ehhh)!"
End of Chapter 4
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