Chapter 4
The Initial Attack
They took their positions in the bushes next to the road and waited as the Teletubbies made their way into the south side.
Jeff whispered, "You have to admit, this is legit squad goals for real."
Daquan whispered back, "Kid shut the frick up." Jeff giggled.
The footsteps started to sound louder and started to shake the ground harder as the invaders inched closer. One was pink, another was purple and the last was blue. Once close enough, the boys attacked.
Tyrone went for a slap in the face of the Purple Teletubby. It shocked him and he went flying back twenty feet. A faint "oof" was heard in the distance.
Daquan, Jamal and Chad went for a group attack on the Blue Teletubby and felt had their arms paralyzed for a few seconds. They ran back for cover to rest a little before the next attack.
Jeff was the last guy and there and slapped the Pink Teletubby's ass. It thrust its pelvis forward, seemingly surprised by the sensation. The other two Teletubbies smacked the Pink one in the head.
Jeff did this again with the same result. He did a quiet moan.
This attracted the attention of all three Teletubbies for some reason. Before anybody could figure out why, Jeff was smacked down the road back to Taco Maco. The boys started to become worried. What if they couldn't stop these Teletubbies? Were there more? Will the people of the Squares invade with the giants leading them?
As the question hovered in the air, more stomping was heard. Only this time, it came from behind them.