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Ok. Now I say sorry for not updating in a while, but my ONLY best friends hate each other and....well...it's confusing. Anyway, enough talk about me! Let's let my OC's speak!
Khaos: *Smiling*
Flame: O.o
Chaos: This is scarier than me being nice....
Tori: *Screaming*
Me: I hate being sick *Pukes* JUST DO THE DAMNED DISCLAIMER!
Khaos: I liked the Reckoning
Flame: Oooof course you did! Tori became nice, Chloe rocked, Derek changed, Simon was sad, and your least favorite person died! Who wouldn't be smiling!
Chaos: *Flipping through stories Rose is working on* I swear Rose, you suck at coming up with good names. I mean; Khaos, Chaos, Mirth, Zal, Hocus, Pocus, Bibity, Bobity, Violent, Nation, Flame. Hell half of your OC's are named after you, your friends, or your sisters!
Tori: She has a point ya know...
Flame: MY NAME DOESN'T SUCK!
Me: *growls*
Flame: *sigh* Rose the packs fang does not own Darkest Powers
Chaos: However, she does own the song, which she made in math class. In fact, just the word math makes her head hurt!
Me: Gah!
Tori: Sadly, after this, only three more chapters.....maybe four if Rose types up the song she wrote for Chloe.
Khaos: Read. It. Now.
The camera slowly enters a house, turns to the left, and goes up some stairs. The camera goes to an open door and looks inside. The person holding the camera giggles as they look to make sure it's the right room. They bring the camera around. The viewer sees Derek, standing in front of a mirror, wearing a baggy shirt, pants to his butt, and a hair brush in his hand. Suddenly, Derek is talking into the hair brush. Shhh! Listen!
Yo, yo, my name is Derek
I'm a werewolf, boy!
Derek walks into the hall, the camera hiding and following his every move. He bumps into Chloe.
This is my main girl Chloe
She's a necromancer, foo!
Derek keeps walking, Chloe trailing behind in a freaking out daze. Simon jumps out of his room so he can stalk Chloe, but accidentally slams into Derek's rapping body.
Meet Simon, my bro!
He's a sorcerer, yo!
Simon stares, godsmacked, at his foster brother, unconsciously walking next to Chloe, following Derek. Tori walks out of the bathroom, wondering with a What-The-Fuck look on her face, backing away. Sadly, Derek spots her.
Say hi to Tori!
She's the bitchy witch!
Chloe grabbed Tori's wrist, dragging her with them. Rae smashes down a wall about to go all "Flame On!" when Derek opens his mouth.
Ruuuuuuun! It's Rae!
She's a fire demon, dog!
Rae's mouth opens slightly as Tori grips her hair, also dragging her along. Andrew runs up the stairs with a shot gun, about to shoot Derek, when said boy looks at Andrew.
Hey, hey, Andrew!
You're a sorcerer, too!
Yeeeeaaaaahhhh, yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
By now, everyone was in the kitchen with the camera and camera person watched. Chloe finally snaps out of her trace and let's go of Simon and Tori, who then let's go of Rae. Andrew stares. Chloe blinks, then opens her mouth to question her secret crush, Derek. However, Derek, yet again, opens his mouth.
Down with Eddy, up with Supers!
Down with Eddy, up with Supers!
Chloe! You're kind of creepy with the ghosties!
Simon! You're really sad with your lame magic!
Tori! You're very freaky with your mommy!
Rae! You're kind of bad with Dr. D!
Andrew! You're weird cause you're creepy!
Derek looked each person in the eye as he said their name. But he wasn't done yet.
Down with Eddy, up with Supers!
Down with Eddy, up with Supers!
Eddy-Supers!
Eddy-Supers!
Eddy-Supers!
SUPERS!
Yeah, you can't fuck with that!
Liz giggled as she watched Derek got blasted, punched, burned, slapped, pinched, and stared at. I really should come over more often, Liz thought to herself.
Me: There is nothing more fun than ruining Derek's image
Flame: Kissing Nico would be more fun if you wrote it!
Tori: YOU SPOILED YOUR OWN STORY, IDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME SOMEONE SPOILED THEIR OWN STORY?
Khaos: Rewritten
Flame: NO
Chaos: Yes
Flame: PLEASE DON'T OH GREAT AND MIGHTY ROSE!
Me: I rather like that title...Fine, you may remain. HOWEVER IF I HEAR ONE MORE SPOIL...!
Flame: Yes, Miss. Fang, whatever you say Miss. Fang
Chaos: Suck up
Khaos: Are the C/Khaos' the only ones that never kiss up?
Me: *Looks through stories* Mostly
Tori: WHAT ABOUT ME?
Me: Kiss up to Percy, Poseidon, Zeus, Medusa, Athena, and Sam
Tori: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WRITTEN IT YET!
Me: It's all in my head. Now let's say good-bye to our readers.
Tori: Bye
Khaos: I never say bye, for I will "see" you again.
Chaos: Huh, now you sound like my dad. I shall sound like yours! Good-bye
Flame: Bye, bye Ninja Readers!
Tori: How are they ninjas?
Flame: Ninjas are never seen, and I have never seen our readers!
Me: *sigh* Hope you enjoyed it, R&R....