Right, officially we have a winner. Esther's isn't really a funny one because I really struggled to write her, but at least I tried anyway. So here goes, and I hope everyone thinks that it is okay, BookJunkie007 and 'Guess Who' (;D) especially. Thanks for the votes/reviews – please keep them coming! x
By Decree of (Her Imperial Majesty Queen Victoria Regina – Deceased) (Yvonne Hartman – Deceased) Captain Jack Harkness, all Torchwood Institute employees are bound by lawful contract to submit a full and detailed personal profile for analysis. This is mandatory and must be updated upon a regular basis. At the Director's discretion, a more detailed report will be forcibly submitted if concerns arise. Failure to comply will result in appropriate discipline before ejection from the Institute.
Name: Esther Drummond
Species: Human. Jack keeps saying that there is more than one option to this question, but I don't know if he's thinking straight.
Gender: Female.
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual. No way can I compete with Jack. He keeps saying all these wonderful and strange things. They can't all be true.
Date of Birth: 11th January 1980
Relationship Status: Single. Not that anyone seems to notice; especially now that Rex is at the top of the CIA again. And being on the company's most wanted list is not helpful.
Torchwood Employment History: Rex keeps saying that Torchwood is dead, but I don't think so. I mean, we use the Eye-5 software and the systems that Torchwood built; they have still survived, and so have Gwen and Jack. I can't really say that I was employed because I was forced into this. It's my job to be impartial, except that that doesn't work anymore. Friedkin made me choose a side and I think that I picked the right one. I warned Rex and got dragged completely into this. Although I still don't know exactly where I was that night the CIA records building exploded.
Current Role Within The Institute: I don't think that the four of us will be together again for a while now. When we all started working together I was designated as the main researcher into the Miracle by Gwen, and then Jack found a million results for this 'morphic field' theory he's obsessed with, so both of them become Google-phobic. Unofficially, I'm Jack's nurse (although I have no idea what I am doing, and my patient it the only man on Earth that can die). Ms Colasanto said that Jack's blood had something to do with The Blessing, whatever that is, so I'm collecting it. Jack keeps calling me his vampire; if he is just trying to get me to sleep with him it hasn't worked so far, although I imagine that many women have thought about it. I am not so sure that he is gay, honestly. Torchwood has made it very hard to remain professional on this profile.
Special Skills: Well, I have a BA in English Language; I am a CIA analyst who used to look at blogs for a living; I can interpret research to the best of my ability; and I can remain impassive throughout my work. I have kept a mortal man hidden for two months too.
Useful Contacts: Rex Matheson. I can't talk to him – we don't seem to be able to keep any of our locations secret. Something will always blow up (possibly literally) and we don't need a trace to add to our problems.
Next of Kin: Sarah Drummond. Please God, keep both her and the girls safe.
Lover or Fighter? : I am neither.
Live or Die? : Considering that no one can die these days, I like to say that I have no choice in living. I'd like to think that everyone can live to an elderly age and then die, once this is all over. Until we fix things, I've selected option one.
Interests: Poetry, literature, language.
Additional Notes: Um, okay, Jack told me that I should fill out a confidential form since I am taking care of him while he's injured. It could be the painkiller drugs influencing his thoughts, but I wasn't sure whether he meant what he said, so I entered a deep search on the Torchwood software and found this file. Apparently the last edit was completed back in 2009 by an Operative called Ianto Jones; his paper record is missing and his file is blocked, so I have to ask Jack if I want use it for research on Torchwood and how the Institute is connected to the Miracle. I've filled in my profile before we have to move on again, but we will run soon; Jack's not getting any better and people are asking questions. I'm worried.
Last Edited July 2011
Out of respect to the art of fair play (one of you will get what I mean lol!), I will definitely post Owen's next before throwing the vote back to you guys (Arlath's Star and Torchwood Cardiff, I promise that it will be worth the wait). :D Meanwhile, reviews please? MC. x