Author's note…

Chocobo: Thank you for your reviews, *takes a bow*. But Tomoe and me are conflicting if we should put a "censored scene" or not. Our "discussion" is over and you shall read to find out. Sadly, I am now down with flu with a headache and a camp's coming up, so yeah, that's why it is delayed some how and it aint so funny… right Tomoe?

Tomoe: …

Chocobo: Hey what's up with that?

Tomoe: I am supposed to be =*cool*=…

Chocobo: Fine, let's get on with the story. And oh yeah… I changed the ending for "To be or not to be (Part 2)".

Tomoe: *Coughs coughs*

1 Oppsy Night…

Meanwhile, Selphie and Irvine are peeping over Squall's room.

Irvine: I can't believe that I am doing this for you.

Selphie: Come on… The most I will replace this night for you.

Irvine: Hmmp…

Selphie: Fine 3 nights…

Irvine (Sits up straight): Ok!

Selphie: Pervert…

Chocobo: Sorry to stop you again… But I hope you understand what it means…

Selphie: Why isn't Squall doing anything?

Irvine: That's because they have never had s*x before…

Selphie: Then it is up to me now! *Draws out a plate of cakes*

Irvine: What is that?

Selphie: Wait and see…

Irvine: Huh?

Selphie walks into Squall's room…

Rinoa: Hi Selphie!

Selphie: Hi… Oh I happened to fix some cakes for Irvine but he can't finish…

(Over at Irvine's Side): Yeah right…

Selphie: So you can have it!

Squall: Hey thanx! I was hungry…

Selphie: Enjoy! *Walks out*

Selphie walks back…

Irvine: What was that?

Selphie: Heh! I druged those cake with "Cupid's Love Pills!" Soon, they will feel high… and *giggles*

Irvine: And?

Selphie: Have s*x!

Irvine: Hey you did not give them to me!

Selphie: I just bought them…

Irvine: They finished eating those cakes!

Selphie: Good… *draws out video recorder*

Irvine: You're pocket seems bigger then the one of the blue monster. Yeah?

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Selphie: I can't believe it! It's recommended use was 1 pill per week. But I drugged 5 pills in their cake! What aren't they doing anything?!

Irvine: Hm… This proves that they are pure innocent! They are virgins after all.

Selphie: Heh… But I never do things without backup…

Irvine: What's your marvellous idea now?

Selphie takes out 2 cup of coffee pours 1 bottle of "Cupid's Love Pills!" each cup…

Irvine: Oh my god… You are really desperate eh…

Selphie (Evil grins): Yes!

Selphie again walks into the room.

Selphie: I brought some coffee!

Rinoa: Thank you! Selphie! Squall does not want to have this with me! *Points to the encyclopaedia which of course if showing something about that topic* … Can you help?

Selphie (Evil grins): He will now…

Rinoa: Huh?

Squall: ???

Selphie: Oh nothing!

Selphie giggles and walk out.

Selphie went back to their "secret hide out".

Selphie: Did I miss anything?

Irvine: Apparently they have just finished they whole cup of coffee and oh… my… god…

Selphie: Huh? =O…

Chocobo: *cough cough* Sorry to disappoint you readers… But Tomoe and I said that we do not know if to put censored or what. If not censored… I won't be able to write…

Tomoe: …

Chocobo (Kicks Tomoe): SAY SOMETHING!

Tomoe: Ouch…

Selphie: Squall get aside! I do not want to see your back only!

Irvine: Man… 1 bottle of that is good…

Selphie: I can't video Squall's naked back only!

Irvine: At least they are doing what you want now. And god they are hot!

Selphie: …

In Squall's room…

Rinoa: Ouch… Squall… it… is… so painful…

Squall: …

Rinoa: So is this s*x?

Squall: Yeah~…

Rinoa: Squall… stop it… it's so painful… but it is pain… in a… nice way… Ouh…… More!

Squall: Heh…

Back to Selphie… (Chocobo: I can't get too sick ya know…)

Selphie: Hey! I can't see them! Fine! *Pulls Irvine into her room*

Irvine: Hey…

Selphie pours the whole bottle "Cupid's love potion! Double Power!" into Irvine's mouth and hers.

And so you know what happens… *Devour skill's Censored screen appears.*

Chocobo: Kids, use your imagination.

Chocobo: This chapter is pretty short, as the rest was meant to be censored. Unless you guys reading review that we should uncensored that "scene", we move the story. But if we should, the =*cool*= person's doing it. *Pats Tomoe on the back* Yep it's her. I will try to put some humour in it though…

Tomoe: …

Chocobo: *smacks forehead* I give up on her…

To be continued… Yeah whatever…