I sat on the sofa, my feet exhausted. I had just spent the day learning how to ride my new motorcycle, and learnt that I had to retake the first part of my compulsory training because of my problems with handling the clutch and throttle.

"HTYT?"

I opened my eyes to blink at a tall girl with shortish brown hair and bright blue eyes that almost sparkled with cheer. "Yeah?"

"Well, I was wondering...could you maybe talk to some of the other authors?" Tea smiled and sat down in the empty seat I proffered to her, and she took the chance to join me in relaxing. I watched at she opened the spare can of Diet Coke I'd left on the table and then indicated for her to continue. "Well...people keep bashing me because apparently I talk about friendship too much...and I'm a threat against Yugi?"

I nodded and sat up a little. "Well, you are one of the only girls in the series, and as you are close to Yugi and have been known to be attracted to our favorite Pharaoh..." I waved my hand to emphasize my point, "You are the 'natural bad guy'."

Tea sighed and slumped down. I kind of understood. Reaching for my laptop, and becoming surprised at how many episodes of Junjou Romantica Bakura had downloaded onto my desktop, I cleared the files to my trash and brought up the Safari window which had already open, on my profile page. Flicking through the fics I had saved, I noted much of them had bashed the young woman who was sitting next to me.

I shook my head. Yep. There really was too much bashing.

Tea looked over my shoulder and pointed to one of my fics, which I let her read while I disappeared off to the kitchen for some Monster Munch, but before I could get through the door I stopped dead and stared.

Lying there in the middle of the floor, his shirt pulled up to his chest and his belly button full of what I think may have been a blackcurrant Sourz, was Yugi, who had a very hungry looking Yami hovering above him.

Yugi's eyes met mine, which had doubled in size and were on the verge of popping out of their sockets. And not knowing what to do, I did what I'd came in to do. I grabbed the Monster Munch, grabbed another can of Coke from the fridge, then turned to the pair on the floor. "Um...make sure you don't have too many of those blackcurrant Sourz. I bought that bottle myself." Then not knowing what the hell to say...I bolted from the room and back to the sofa in the lounge, where Tea was smirking. She had known. "You knew they were in there."

"I just thought, with all the oneshots you write, that the boys getting a little frisky with some foreplay might inspire," the smirk grew and I shook my head.

The authors who bashed her almost constantly had NO idea what she was really like...